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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-22-2011, 09:28 PM

I don't know what this means. Is it a good sign? Has the rapture begun? No it couldn't have because I would not have been Left Behind.

Tonight I had a fortune cookie from a chinese place I order carry out from at least once a week. It was the most delicious fortune cookie I've ever had. But this was no ordinary fortune cookie. This fortune cookie did not have a fortune inside. What does this mean?

I have to admit, a fortune cookie without a piece of paper without a fortune on it is delicious. Did I get lucky? Or did I eat the forbidden fruit?

ninjaface · 02-22-2011, 09:33 PM

I've had 2 that were empty.

Fruitacious B · 02-22-2011, 09:51 PM

I've had 7 1/2 that were empty.

Orgazmo · 02-22-2011, 10:01 PM

I just had one with 2 fortunes in it.

Both were good.

I've taken your good fortune.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-23-2011, 06:05 AM

BUT WERE THEY THE MOST DELICIOUS GODDAMN FORTURUNE COOKIES YOU'VE EVER EATEN?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-23-2011, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

I've had 2 that were empty.

shit

DJ FC · 02-23-2011, 06:51 AM

I had a fortune cookie that tasted like shit. And inside there were 69 fortunes. All came true.

02-22-2011, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	The most delicious fortune cookie I don't know what this means. Is it a good sign? Has the rapture begun? No it couldn't have because I would not have been Left Behind. Tonight I had a fortune cookie from a chinese place I order carry out from at least once a week. It was the most delicious fortune cookie I've ever had. But this was no ordinary fortune cookie. This fortune cookie did not have a fortune inside. What does this mean? I have to admit, a fortune cookie without a piece of paper without a fortune on it is delicious. Did I get lucky? Or did I eat the forbidden fruit?
	#YOLO

02-22-2011, 09:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I've had 7 1/2 that were empty.
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02-23-2011, 06:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I had a fortune cookie that tasted like shit. And inside there were 69 fortunes. All came true.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

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02-22-2011, 09:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I've had 2 that were empty.

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Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	BUT WERE THEY THE MOST DELICIOUS GODDAMN FORTURUNE COOKIES YOU'VE EVER EATEN?