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Repugnant Abomination · 02-01-2011, 04:31 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5

Orgazmo · 02-01-2011, 05:52 PM

Nice shit talking, dickfaces.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-01-2011, 06:02 PM

Fuck you!

f3lix · 02-01-2011, 06:07 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6

Hey Gaz, why don't you go fuck yourself? How's that sound?

Repugnant Abomination · 02-01-2011, 06:09 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5

Better yet, why don't you both go fuck each other.

f3lix · 02-01-2011, 11:59 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4

because you've already got Gaz's cock down your throat.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-02-2011, 04:10 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4

If only you could apply that clever wit of yours to chess.

f3lix · 02-02-2011, 04:44 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3

If only you'd ever stop being a hippie and actually come to a nubblies gathering, we could play in person.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-02-2011, 04:59 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5

Someday...Someday.

f3lix · 02-02-2011, 06:37 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2

Repugnant Abomination · 02-02-2011, 06:45 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5

f3lix · 02-02-2011, 07:24 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3

Repugnant Abomination · 02-02-2011, 07:35 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3 h4+

ninjaface · 02-02-2011, 07:50 PM

Look at all the shit talking. Oh wait, I lied. There hasn't been any for 4 moves now.

angry pancake · 02-02-2011, 08:57 PM

You have my address to send that Jackson, right mistofolees?

f3lix · 02-02-2011, 10:20 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3 h4+
34. Kh3

There's little shit talking to commence when we're moving a bunch of pawns.

Orgazmo · 02-02-2011, 11:22 PM

And when you're both giant pussies.

Saint DH · 02-02-2011, 11:30 PM

I think it's sweet, a friendly game of chess between two giant pussies (possibly homosexuals).

Repugnant Abomination · 02-02-2011, 11:34 PM

You must be over 5'8 to talk shit, Dirty Harry. Sorry.

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3 h4+
34. Kh3 a6

YEAH! Take that!

f3lix · 02-02-2011, 11:51 PM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3 h4+
34. Kh3 a6
35. a4

To make this closer, how bout I get to move twice for each of your moves?

Orgazmo · 02-03-2011, 12:01 AM

If this game were an action movie, f3lix accusing Repug of cheating was a small highpoint in action, the equivalent to when the main villain beats the hero early on on the film. This stretch would be the equivalent of when the hero and villain give each other handjobs in the villain's evil lair.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-03-2011, 12:15 AM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3 h4+
34. Kh3 a6
35. a4 bxa4

Nobody cares about what you have to say, Gaz. Nobody. No no, nonono, don't respond, just shut it - kindly shut your fucking mouth.

Felix, you're a dying man desperately holding onto life, and it's ugly to watch. Do yourself a favor and go the euthanasization route.

f3lix · 02-03-2011, 12:44 AM

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 g6
4. 0-0 Bg7
5. Re1 e5
6. b4 cxb4
7. Bb2 Kge7
8. Bxc6 Nxc6
9. d4 exd4
10. Bxd4 Nxd4
11. Nxd4 0-0
12. e5 d6
13. f4 dxe5
14. Pxe5 Qb6
15. c3 bxc3
16. Nxc3 Rd8
17. Re4 bf5
18. Na4 Qa6
19. Re2 Rxd4
20. Qxd4 Qxe2
21. Qf2 Qxf2+
22. Kxf2 Bxe5
23. Re1 Bxh2
24. g3 Rc8
25. Re2 Rc2
26. Rxc2 Bxc2
27. Nc5 Bxg3+
28. Kxg3 b5
29. Na6 f5
30. Nb4 Be4
31. a3 g5
32. Na2 h5
33. Nc3 h4+
34. Kh3 a6
35. a4 bxa4
36. Nxa4

Had you only moved b4, I'd have tipped my king. But I didn't think you'd see that move, so I took the only gamble I had left and it paid off.

Saint DH · 02-03-2011, 12:51 AM

It sounds like you made a bad decision, Repug. You're probably used to that feeling by now, though.

Ironic Mustache · 02-03-2011, 02:41 PM

This game is taking FOREVER.

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02-01-2011, 04:31 PM	#276 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5

02-01-2011, 05:52 PM	#277 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Nice shit talking, dickfaces.

02-01-2011, 06:02 PM	#278 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Fuck you!

02-01-2011, 06:07 PM	#279 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 Hey Gaz, why don't you go fuck yourself? How's that sound?

02-01-2011, 06:09 PM	#280 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 Better yet, why don't you both go fuck each other.

02-01-2011, 11:59 PM	#281 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 because you've already got Gaz's cock down your throat.

02-02-2011, 04:10 PM	#282 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 If only you could apply that clever wit of yours to chess.

02-02-2011, 04:44 PM	#283 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 If only you'd ever stop being a hippie and actually come to a nubblies gathering, we could play in person.

02-02-2011, 04:59 PM	#284 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 Someday...Someday.

02-02-2011, 06:37 PM	#285 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2

02-02-2011, 06:45 PM	#286 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5

02-02-2011, 07:24 PM	#287 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3

02-02-2011, 07:35 PM	#288 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3 h4+

02-02-2011, 07:50 PM	#289 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Look at all the shit talking. Oh wait, I lied. There hasn't been any for 4 moves now.

02-02-2011, 10:20 PM	#291 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3 h4+ 34. Kh3 There's little shit talking to commence when we're moving a bunch of pawns.

02-02-2011, 11:22 PM	#292 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	And when you're both giant pussies.

02-02-2011, 11:30 PM	#293 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I think it's sweet, a friendly game of chess between two giant pussies (possibly homosexuals).

02-02-2011, 11:34 PM	#294 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You must be over 5'8 to talk shit, Dirty Harry. Sorry. 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3 h4+ 34. Kh3 a6 YEAH! Take that!

02-02-2011, 11:51 PM	#295 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3 h4+ 34. Kh3 a6 35. a4 To make this closer, how bout I get to move twice for each of your moves?

02-03-2011, 12:01 AM	#296 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	If this game were an action movie, f3lix accusing Repug of cheating was a small highpoint in action, the equivalent to when the main villain beats the hero early on on the film. This stretch would be the equivalent of when the hero and villain give each other handjobs in the villain's evil lair.

02-03-2011, 12:15 AM	#297 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3 h4+ 34. Kh3 a6 35. a4 bxa4 Nobody cares about what you have to say, Gaz. Nobody. No no, nonono, don't respond, just shut it - kindly shut your fucking mouth. Felix, you're a dying man desperately holding onto life, and it's ugly to watch. Do yourself a favor and go the euthanasization route.

02-03-2011, 12:44 AM	#298 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. 0-0 Bg7 5. Re1 e5 6. b4 cxb4 7. Bb2 Kge7 8. Bxc6 Nxc6 9. d4 exd4 10. Bxd4 Nxd4 11. Nxd4 0-0 12. e5 d6 13. f4 dxe5 14. Pxe5 Qb6 15. c3 bxc3 16. Nxc3 Rd8 17. Re4 bf5 18. Na4 Qa6 19. Re2 Rxd4 20. Qxd4 Qxe2 21. Qf2 Qxf2+ 22. Kxf2 Bxe5 23. Re1 Bxh2 24. g3 Rc8 25. Re2 Rc2 26. Rxc2 Bxc2 27. Nc5 Bxg3+ 28. Kxg3 b5 29. Na6 f5 30. Nb4 Be4 31. a3 g5 32. Na2 h5 33. Nc3 h4+ 34. Kh3 a6 35. a4 bxa4 36. Nxa4 Had you only moved b4, I'd have tipped my king. But I didn't think you'd see that move, so I took the only gamble I had left and it paid off.

02-03-2011, 12:51 AM	#299 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	It sounds like you made a bad decision, Repug. You're probably used to that feeling by now, though.