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f3lix · 08-04-2011, 06:55 AM

Is it legal to carry said keg of beer across state lines?

Mr. Blonde · 08-04-2011, 08:01 AM

...what?

I don't know where I'll be sleeping, but I swear to all that BDH holds holy, if any of you fuckers snore I will give you one warning before I crush your windpipe. Eugenics only makes sense with people who snore. They are the worst kind of human.

Orgazmo · 08-04-2011, 08:29 AM

Why would it be illegal to carry the beer across state lines? Furthermore, even if it were illegal, I have a feeling it'd be playing second fiddle to something else in the vehicle.

AP, if we bar DDT from the event, will you reconsider?

angry pancake · 08-04-2011, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

AP, if we bar DDT from the event, will you reconsider?

Nah, DDT made a good point, maybe unintentionally. It does seem that doing this would not be acting my age. I would rip the fuck out of any of my peers for doing what I planned on doing. I'd be relentless for a couple of years.

thekremlin · 08-04-2011, 11:58 AM

Just do it, dude.

Orgazmo · 08-04-2011, 12:38 PM

It's not like you're going to a high school party with a bunch of 18 year olds here. We're all adults with real jobs and houses and stuff. Who gives a shit if you've been alive a few more years? It's more about common interests and mentalities.

I'm not in the business of trying to get people to do things they absolutely do not want to do, but I do think that sitting the gathering out solely because of your age is something you may later regret.

Ugly Bastard · 08-04-2011, 03:17 PM

Michael is in. I will hand you his money when I hand you mine on draft weekend (or I guess just PayPal it all to you now which makes way more sense).

How many more rabbits would you like me to pull out of my hat?

Orgazmo · 08-04-2011, 03:36 PM

Gaz
Tits
BDH
Scotty2Hotty
ID
Hurdle (very probably)
UB
DJ FC
Michael

Sexy, let me talk with Scotty and Hurdle again to see where they're standing and I'll get back with you. I do think we'll need at minimum one more rabbit.

f3lix · 08-04-2011, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Why would it be illegal to carry the beer across state lines? Furthermore, even if it were illegal, I have a feeling it'd be playing second fiddle to something else in the vehicle.

This was more my point... reason to be pulled over is escalated heavily.

I thought AP was kidding about not coming. This is odd that AP's wife elects not to come and AP decides he may not, too. Opposite reaction as to what I thought would happen.

BigDongedHoe · 08-04-2011, 07:22 PM

I'll arrive either Friday night around 8 or Saturday morning. I have a 3 o'clock flight to conduct some business in eastern PA Sunday afternoon.

Can't wait to spoon blonde! (don't worry I dont snore)

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-04-2011, 08:48 PM

Is AP serious?

If you're having second thoughts about smuggling goodies just forget them and take a flight.

Live like every day is your last. You will have good time. Happy ending.

Mr. Blonde · 08-04-2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

I'll arrive either Friday night around 8 or Saturday morning. I have a 3 o'clock flight to conduct some business in eastern PA Sunday afternoon.

Can't wait to spoon blonde! (don't worry I dont snore)

I call big spoon

angry pancake · 08-05-2011, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

This was more my point... reason to be pulled over is escalated heavily.

I thought AP was kidding about not coming. This is odd that AP's wife elects not to come and AP decides he may not, too. Opposite reaction as to what I thought would happen.

Mrs. Pancake is going to Las Vegas. So I get the 4 days of freedom regardless. A smaller keg should easily fit in the trunk. I don't know of any law prohibiting beer from crossing state lines. It happens all of the time in commercial distribution channels. But regulation is basically up to each state. So I can't say for certain if there are or aren't rules. I'd be hard pressed to come up with one that passes the rational basis test.

Mr. Blonde · 08-05-2011, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

This was more my point... reason to be pulled over is escalated heavily

I really have no idea what you're talking about. It's just beer, for personal use. It's in the United States. We're all over 21. On Sundays in ~~the US~~ Indiana (when there was a holiday on a Monday, for example), we regularly skipped over to Ohio to get kegs.

Do you even jay-walk?

thekremlin · 08-05-2011, 04:42 AM

Is it legal to masturbate?

f3lix · 08-05-2011, 06:34 AM

After some quick searching, it appears homebrews can be brought across state lines in kegs legally (but only through states where it is legal to homebrew) and that everything else is illegal. Just trying to help AP here, but it's not my head to be axed so I guess I'm not supposed to give a fuck like the rest of you.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-05-2011, 09:15 AM

I had this surreal dream last night where we decided to meet up somewhere and we were drinking beer and everyone was making fun of F3lix.

f3lix · 08-05-2011, 09:38 AM

For you, that would only happen in a dream since you won't be functional (as normal) at one of our gatherings.

DDTempest · 08-05-2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

For you, that would only happen in a dream since you won't be functional (as normal) at one of our gatherings.

But for the rest of us it will probably be true ...

thekremlin · 08-05-2011, 09:55 AM

After every third f3lix-mockery, can someone say "that was for kremlin."?

Orgazmo · 08-05-2011, 12:47 PM

No, you'll have to skype in through ID's laptop.

f3lix · 08-05-2011, 05:05 PM

As much as I rag, spit, troll, and maul some of you, I am truly excited for two weeks from now when we meet up.

Orgazmo · 08-05-2011, 08:48 PM

So that you can try to convince a new male to scope your tiny yet surprisingly loose asshole? Sir?

BigDongedHoe · 08-06-2011, 05:56 PM

I'm just pumped there will only be two layers of clothing between my sausage and blondes loins

Orgazmo · 08-06-2011, 06:09 PM

Gaz
Tits
BDH
Scotty2Hotty
ID
Hurdle (very probably)
UB
DJ FC
Michael

08-04-2011, 07:22 PM	#310 (permalink)
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THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Is AP serious? If you're having second thoughts about smuggling goodies just forget them and take a flight. Live like every day is your last. You will have good time. Happy ending.
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THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I had this surreal dream last night where we decided to meet up somewhere and we were drinking beer and everyone was making fun of F3lix.
	#YOLO

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08-04-2011, 06:55 AM	#301 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Is it legal to carry said keg of beer across state lines?

08-04-2011, 08:01 AM	#302 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	...what? I don't know where I'll be sleeping, but I swear to all that BDH holds holy, if any of you fuckers snore I will give you one warning before I crush your windpipe. Eugenics only makes sense with people who snore. They are the worst kind of human.

08-04-2011, 08:29 AM	#303 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Why would it be illegal to carry the beer across state lines? Furthermore, even if it were illegal, I have a feeling it'd be playing second fiddle to something else in the vehicle. AP, if we bar DDT from the event, will you reconsider?

08-04-2011, 11:58 AM	#305 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Just do it, dude.

08-04-2011, 12:38 PM	#306 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	It's not like you're going to a high school party with a bunch of 18 year olds here. We're all adults with real jobs and houses and stuff. Who gives a shit if you've been alive a few more years? It's more about common interests and mentalities. I'm not in the business of trying to get people to do things they absolutely do not want to do, but I do think that sitting the gathering out solely because of your age is something you may later regret.

08-04-2011, 03:17 PM	#307 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Michael is in. I will hand you his money when I hand you mine on draft weekend (or I guess just PayPal it all to you now which makes way more sense). How many more rabbits would you like me to pull out of my hat?

08-04-2011, 03:36 PM	#308 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Gaz Tits BDH Scotty2Hotty ID Hurdle (very probably) UB DJ FC Michael Sexy, let me talk with Scotty and Hurdle again to see where they're standing and I'll get back with you. I do think we'll need at minimum one more rabbit.

08-05-2011, 04:42 AM	#315 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Is it legal to masturbate?

08-05-2011, 06:34 AM	#316 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	After some quick searching, it appears homebrews can be brought across state lines in kegs legally (but only through states where it is legal to homebrew) and that everything else is illegal. Just trying to help AP here, but it's not my head to be axed so I guess I'm not supposed to give a fuck like the rest of you.

08-05-2011, 09:38 AM	#318 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	For you, that would only happen in a dream since you won't be functional (as normal) at one of our gatherings.

08-05-2011, 09:55 AM	#320 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	After every third f3lix-mockery, can someone say "that was for kremlin."?

08-05-2011, 12:47 PM	#321 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	No, you'll have to skype in through ID's laptop.

08-05-2011, 05:05 PM	#322 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	As much as I rag, spit, troll, and maul some of you, I am truly excited for two weeks from now when we meet up.

08-05-2011, 08:48 PM	#323 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	So that you can try to convince a new male to scope your tiny yet surprisingly loose asshole? Sir?

08-06-2011, 06:09 PM	#325 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Gaz Tits BDH Scotty2Hotty ID Hurdle (very probably) UB DJ FC Michael