Worst way to die

[Beebs]

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
No but seriously, the worst way to die:

While youre working on a space shuttle and somehow get dislodged from your ship, you are spinning uncontrollably in space, feeling totally helpless. theres is no way you can stop spinning and feeling disoriented until you finally run out of oxygen several long hours later. trust me it sucks

You would explode from the lack of atmosphere almost immediately.

[Mr. Blonde]

I think he means if you're in a suit.

Hahahaha beebs wrongfully called someone out and made a douchebag out of himself.

What a dumb fuck.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I think he means if you're in a suit.

actually i meant a space suit, with just a suit you would explode from the lack of atmoshere almost immediately as well.

edit: [imitating the incredibly genius beebs]

[ November 30, 2004, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

[Beebs]

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Hahahaha beebs wrongfully called someone out and made a douchebag out of himself.

What a dumb fuck.

Says the AIM stalker

Originally posted by ice cold BRU:
im pretty sure the worst way to die would be to be killed by a midget

Welcome ICE COLD BRU!

Nice to see you on here, and I agree, death by midget would suck.

[farawayfromhere]

hmmm...well boys, to me...the worst way to die would have to be in a scenario such as this:
For one reason or another you and the most important person in your life, (ex. best friend, sig. other, mother or father, etc...) are captured by some horrible villian, lets say... an escaped psychopath with a fetish for pain, and taking turns between the two of you, he slowly and with excruciating pain finds several different ways to tourment you both till the point where you are hanging on to life by an angle-hair thread. Now, if this other person is truely the most important person in the world to you, the worst thing in the world would be to watch them slowly get killed. You wouldnt even worry about yourself. The entire time you would simply be thinking of ways to save that other person. Then WHAM: you die, knowing that the other person is still alive, with no chance of escape and only agony and death ahead.
Personally I think that would be the worst way to go.

[St. Anky]

Originally posted by farawayfromhere:
hmmm...well boys, to me...the worst way to die would have to be in a scenario such as this:
For one reason or another you and the most important person in your life, (ex. best friend, sig. other, mother or father, etc...) are captured by some horrible villian, lets say... an escaped psychopath with a fetish for pain, and taking turns between the two of you, he slowly and with excruciating pain finds several different ways to tourment you both till the point where you are hanging on to life by an angle-hair thread. Now, if this other person is truely the most important person in the world to you, the worst thing in the world would be to watch them slowly get killed. You wouldnt even worry about yourself. The entire time you would simply be thinking of ways to save that other person. Then WHAM: you die, knowing that the other person is still alive, with no chance of escape and only agony and death ahead.
Personally I think that would be the worst way to go.

uhm, i can already think of a better one. What about being forced to kill your mom or husband or someone you most dearly loved or else that psychopath would kill you. And then, after having no choice but to kill that person, you get offed.

[Beebs]

Would you kill them?

[St. Anky]

ever seen the movie Cyborg?

[Saint DH]

No one could ever make me kill my mother or father, or anyone else that I cared deeply about. I don't care what they threaten to do, or actually do to me. If they want them dead they'd have to do it themselves.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I'd rather kill my parents myself than let someone slowly do it.

[farawayfromhere]

I couldnt kill someone I truely cared about, even if it ment my life. You right anky, thats worse.

[Mr. Blonde]

Damn. This is getting deep. If anything its motivation to work out harder, at least for me. Thats how I handle thoughts like these

[Orgazmo]

You're all wrong. This is the worst way to die:

Imagine a terrorist kidnaps you and puts you in a small cell. Outside of the cell, the terrorist has both or your parents held hostage. He gives you a gun (with a single bullet) and tells you that you have to kill one of your parents. If you refuse to kill one of your parents...or if you kill yourself with the gun, both of your parents will be slowly tortured until they're dead. If you suck it up and off one of them, you and the other will be free to go.

You're given a few minutes to think about where you're going to fire your gun...and then, once your time is up, you have only a few seconds to act. Of course, being the crafty fuck that you are, you decide that shooting a parent is out of the question...so you instead shoot the terrorist. The bullet pierces through his body, leaving a wound that allows him a few more minutes of life before finally sending him to hell.

In these last few minutes, your "father", who had previously been weeping at your mother's side, begins to demonically laugh. He pulls off an amazing mask to reveal that he is the actual terrorist. He goes over to the dying "terrorist" and removes a mask that shows that you've just delivered a fatal shot to your real father.

In a fit of rage, your mother, who is now an emotional wreck, steals the terrorist's gun (he had it hidden behind his back whilst pretending to be your father) and shoots you with it (for killing her husband). The bullet goes through your thigh and leaves you with nothing but tremendous pain. The terrorist quickly disarms your mother and rapes her at gunpoint in front of you and your wounded thigh. Once he's finished, he kills her with a dull blade, removes and eats her heart, and then exits the building.

You're left in the cell with your thigh wound. It's not nearly bad enough to kill you on its own...but, unluckily enough, it becomes infected and eventually leads to your contraction of a rare disease that slowly turns your body inside out 1/8th of an inch at a time...starting with the tip of your cock.

In the end, you're killed knowing that you killed your father, that your mother died a terrible death, and that her last breath was full of hatred for you.

Beat that, fuckers.

[Ugly Bastard]

I don't know how your mind can think on that sick of a level.

Alright, this isn't creative, because it actually happened. We talked about it in our Criminal Law class today:

This guy in Indy a few years ago shot himself in the head with a shotgun (to commit suicide of course). Anyway, he fucked up, and spent 2 months in the hospital slowly dying from the head wound. *laughs*

-Ugly Bastard

[Orgazmo]

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
I don't know how your mind can think on that sick of a level.

Thanks. There were actually a few parts that I tapered back a little bit...because I thought it was out of control. The part where the terrorist rerapes your mother with his pistol just seconds after raping her with his cock...and then delivers the fatal shot from inside of her vagina would be a good example of this.

In other news...that would definitely suck fucking up a suicide just a little bit.