OST- St. Anky vs. Mister Bater - Page 2 - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 01-24-2003, 04:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bert:
anky-30
bater-30

lets go for the next round im ready for it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How about it's tied, and we should wait until 5:00? How about that?

-Ugly Bastard

01-24-2003, 08:26 PM

yeah its 5:30, and still tied.

Ugly Bastard · 01-24-2003, 08:37 PM

Yeah, as soon as one more person votes, I'm gonna close the round.

-Ugly Bastard

Combat Chuck · 01-24-2003, 10:18 PM

Well, I guess that would be me.

Hurm. Gonna have to say....

Anky - 2
Bater - 3

Anky's wasn't bad, but I have to say that it's more about the bashing....I just got more of that from Bater.

And there you go....I guess voting is closed.

Bater - 33
Anky - 32

Ugly Bastard · 01-24-2003, 10:20 PM

That's it.

Bater-1
Anky-0

Bater, you're up.

-Ugly Bastard

Mister Bater · 01-27-2003, 12:58 PM

Round 1 appeared to be an interesting battle of wordplay versus logic. This has got to be one of the closest OST's I've seen up on this site. There is definitely some potential here. While Anky managed to serve the gas chamber in Round 1, the time is coming when his ass will make like Hiroshima and get blown the fuck up.
Anky, you are taking this whole OST way to seriously. This is just about two guys bashing each other and not giving a fuck as to what the other guy says. Judges vote on their own criteria as to who won the match. Sure, you can debate a vote all day long but it all comes down to the person's OPINION. Every year in sports we hear the same bitching about how one team got fucked over by the BCS, how A-Rod should be MVP even though his team sucks, etc. Do we really need to bring this shit to the OST?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Also, like you, I really don't give a shit as to who wins.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I left the explanation of my opinion here out because I wanted to save it for the OST. Bastard pretty much summed up my thoughts when he said that why should either of us battle if nobody gives a fuck? The reason I wrote that is because I'm failing to see why I should care about this anymore, Anky. You challenge me to an OST because I embarrassed you in front of all of your friends. After I beat you in Round 1, you post this shit about how the OST is pointless and there's no point in battling. You're damn right this is pointless if you don't give a fuck. Why should I even bother to begin a new round when you're just bitching about the judging? Why did you even challenge me to an OST if you don't have the cajones to finish it? All you did was enter into a lose-lose situation where even if you win, you still look like a whiny bitch for bringing this shit up at school. I would rank that up there with coming to a country and refusing to learn the language...shit, Mexicans do that all the time.
I'm still a little surprised that you decided to get into a theological battle with a guy who has Ned Flanders as his avatar. Even though religion really lacks any place in an OST, just like fighting in the name of religion (e.g. Crusades, bin Laden, etc.), I just can't resist the challenge. First off, anything about "love thy neighbor" and "judge not lest ye be judged" is instantly refuted by the fact you challenged me to an OST. Wouldn't the faithful Christian follow the whole "eye for an eye" saying and just let the guy talk? I also have a nice passage written by Paul, a former sinner that became an apostle and basically wrote the New Testament: "Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win." 1 Corinthians 9:24. Again, religion has no place in an OST but that piece of scripture basically sums up what I said to you above-if you don't want to compete, don't waste my fucking time.
I think I'm finally starting to understand you, Anky. You're about as hard to figure out as that shitty smelling relative of yours in the Taco Bell drive through, but I'm starting to see what's going on. You see, I had an epiphany as I stumbled across an old thread of yours entitled penis. Here's what your post inside it said:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>this place is a den for faggety cum guzzling queens like yourselves.
Love,
St. Anky<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is like pre-school all over again for you isn't it? Picking fights with the boy you secretly desire? Sorry Anky, but I already have a girlfriend. You could try R. Kelly, but you might need a sex change and be a few years younger. After all, those child molestors view children as the opposite of wine-it gets better with youth. As I was saying though, it strikes me as odd that someone would begin a chat about homosexuality. Could it be that they are uncomfortable with their own sexuality and want to experiment with other members of Nubblies? Well, since I live near San Francisco, I have seen many fags walking down the street with their hands in each other's pockets. After awhile, you begin to spot them. Anky, I'm here to help you out. But first you need to help me. Help me help you, Anky. Take this quiz I designed for you, I'm sure it will be enlightening.
1. When I was an altar boy, I was...
a. molested by a priest with the crucifix
b. kidnapped by a rabbi and rammed with
a menorah
c. all of the above
2. When I am fucking little boys, I...
a. make sure he shits himself before I
penetrate to make it a chili dog.
b. let them insert small woodland
creatures into my ass to scurry
around.
c. all of the above.
It's a short quiz, but did it help? There is no answer key because I wanted to leave it open-ended, just the way you like it.
Well, Anky, I'm getting bored with you. This must be how the U.S. felt when they took Cali from Mexico and beat the shit out of Spain. Don't be like your ancestors; continue the fight. Pussy.

The Comedian · 01-30-2003, 02:59 AM

Anky,

You gonna reply nigger? .....or I guess "Spic", as it were.

[This message has been edited by The Comedian (edited January 30, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 01-30-2003, 06:43 PM

Indeed.

Anky, if you do not reply by 11:59PM Friday Night, Bater wins the round.

-Ugly Bastard

Trout Sniffer · 02-01-2003, 02:59 AM

Well, it is now midnight, and so far Anky has not replied, so I believe that Bater wins round 2 as well, giving him the 2-0 lead.

Of course this is not official because I am of no person to make it official. So if Orgazmo or UB would make it official so we can end this so called "OST." The first one was good, too bad it had to stop there.

Evidently I didn't realize that OST's are a 'Best of 5' competition.

[This message has been edited by Trout Sniffer (edited February 02, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 02-01-2003, 03:15 AM

Bater-2
Anky-0

Bater, you're up; we eagerly await.

-Ugly Bastard

Mister Bater · 02-02-2003, 09:03 PM

Anky, you didn't even respond. YOU challenge a guy who is a fucking NEWBIE to an OST and you don't even have the balls to respond to his bash? It makes me wonder how a cockless piece of shit like yourself can fuck someone up the ass on a regular basis. Speaking of your anal adventures, did it ever occur to you that there are only TWO types of creatures that enjoy anal sex? Here's a list for you.
1. Animals
2. Fags
Anky, since you're a spic, you fit into both categories. I'm through with bashing you now because you've already humiliated yourself by not posting. Just don't cry about this at school anymore.

St. Anky · 02-04-2003, 03:37 AM

First off, I'd like to apologize to my fellow nubblites for failing to reply in time. I have been excrutiatingly busy with school, work, and outside activities. Tonight has been the only night I've actually had enough energy to stay up and post. Sorry.

Now Bater, you've been given 2 rounds already. The first round you won out of sheer stupidity, and the second by default. Go cheer your ass off needle dick.

As to your rebuttal, it sucked. Sorry, but all you accomplished (once again) was to verbally bash me without any logical standpoint. You're great at throwing words together such as "donkey raping shit eater" (i saw southpark too) as well as comparing me to Jews. But other than that, you have no solid arguments.

So here's what I'm going to do. I am going to give up this OST because of the fact that I've been gone so long, I've lost any interest in it. There you have it Bater. You've won.

Just for the record, are you really from Cali?

Mister Bater · 02-04-2003, 10:46 AM

Yes Anky, I am from Cali. I lived there for 16 years in a town called Pleasanton, if you really want to know. I'm out of the area at the moment, though. I agree with you that this OST has gotten pretty pointless, mostly from the fact we've never met. I say we call it even with a "Fuck you"

After all, it could've gone either way if it wasn't for that 5-0 vote I got, which was pretty fucked up by the way.

[This message has been edited by Mister Bater (edited February 04, 2003).]

Titan · 02-04-2003, 12:51 PM

My brother lived in Pleasanton for 2 years up until last year. Holy shit.

*"It's a Small World" chorus playing loudly in the background*

02-04-2003, 04:39 PM

Sex Bater Wins.

01-24-2003, 08:26 PM	#27 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	yeah its 5:30, and still tied.
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

02-04-2003, 04:39 PM	#40 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Sex Bater Wins.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-24-2003, 04:56 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bert: anky-30 bater-30 lets go for the next round im ready for it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How about it's tied, and we should wait until 5:00? How about that? -Ugly Bastard

01-24-2003, 08:37 PM	#28 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yeah, as soon as one more person votes, I'm gonna close the round. -Ugly Bastard

01-24-2003, 10:18 PM	#29 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Well, I guess that would be me. Hurm. Gonna have to say.... Anky - 2 Bater - 3 Anky's wasn't bad, but I have to say that it's more about the bashing....I just got more of that from Bater. And there you go....I guess voting is closed. Bater - 33 Anky - 32

01-24-2003, 10:20 PM	#30 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That's it. Bater-1 Anky-0 Bater, you're up. -Ugly Bastard

01-27-2003, 12:58 PM	#31 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	Round 1 appeared to be an interesting battle of wordplay versus logic. This has got to be one of the closest OST's I've seen up on this site. There is definitely some potential here. While Anky managed to serve the gas chamber in Round 1, the time is coming when his ass will make like Hiroshima and get blown the fuck up. Anky, you are taking this whole OST way to seriously. This is just about two guys bashing each other and not giving a fuck as to what the other guy says. Judges vote on their own criteria as to who won the match. Sure, you can debate a vote all day long but it all comes down to the person's OPINION. Every year in sports we hear the same bitching about how one team got fucked over by the BCS, how A-Rod should be MVP even though his team sucks, etc. Do we really need to bring this shit to the OST? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Also, like you, I really don't give a shit as to who wins.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I left the explanation of my opinion here out because I wanted to save it for the OST. Bastard pretty much summed up my thoughts when he said that why should either of us battle if nobody gives a fuck? The reason I wrote that is because I'm failing to see why I should care about this anymore, Anky. You challenge me to an OST because I embarrassed you in front of all of your friends. After I beat you in Round 1, you post this shit about how the OST is pointless and there's no point in battling. You're damn right this is pointless if you don't give a fuck. Why should I even bother to begin a new round when you're just bitching about the judging? Why did you even challenge me to an OST if you don't have the cajones to finish it? All you did was enter into a lose-lose situation where even if you win, you still look like a whiny bitch for bringing this shit up at school. I would rank that up there with coming to a country and refusing to learn the language...shit, Mexicans do that all the time. I'm still a little surprised that you decided to get into a theological battle with a guy who has Ned Flanders as his avatar. Even though religion really lacks any place in an OST, just like fighting in the name of religion (e.g. Crusades, bin Laden, etc.), I just can't resist the challenge. First off, anything about "love thy neighbor" and "judge not lest ye be judged" is instantly refuted by the fact you challenged me to an OST. Wouldn't the faithful Christian follow the whole "eye for an eye" saying and just let the guy talk? I also have a nice passage written by Paul, a former sinner that became an apostle and basically wrote the New Testament: "Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win." 1 Corinthians 9:24. Again, religion has no place in an OST but that piece of scripture basically sums up what I said to you above-if you don't want to compete, don't waste my fucking time. I think I'm finally starting to understand you, Anky. You're about as hard to figure out as that shitty smelling relative of yours in the Taco Bell drive through, but I'm starting to see what's going on. You see, I had an epiphany as I stumbled across an old thread of yours entitled penis. Here's what your post inside it said: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>this place is a den for faggety cum guzzling queens like yourselves. Love, St. Anky<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is like pre-school all over again for you isn't it? Picking fights with the boy you secretly desire? Sorry Anky, but I already have a girlfriend. You could try R. Kelly, but you might need a sex change and be a few years younger. After all, those child molestors view children as the opposite of wine-it gets better with youth. As I was saying though, it strikes me as odd that someone would begin a chat about homosexuality. Could it be that they are uncomfortable with their own sexuality and want to experiment with other members of Nubblies? Well, since I live near San Francisco, I have seen many fags walking down the street with their hands in each other's pockets. After awhile, you begin to spot them. Anky, I'm here to help you out. But first you need to help me. Help me help you, Anky. Take this quiz I designed for you, I'm sure it will be enlightening. 1. When I was an altar boy, I was... a. molested by a priest with the crucifix b. kidnapped by a rabbi and rammed with a menorah c. all of the above 2. When I am fucking little boys, I... a. make sure he shits himself before I penetrate to make it a chili dog. b. let them insert small woodland creatures into my ass to scurry around. c. all of the above. It's a short quiz, but did it help? There is no answer key because I wanted to leave it open-ended, just the way you like it. Well, Anky, I'm getting bored with you. This must be how the U.S. felt when they took Cali from Mexico and beat the shit out of Spain. Don't be like your ancestors; continue the fight. Pussy.

01-30-2003, 02:59 AM	#32 (permalink)
The Comedian Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 110 Internets: 10	Anky, You gonna reply nigger? .....or I guess "Spic", as it were. [This message has been edited by The Comedian (edited January 30, 2003).]

01-30-2003, 06:43 PM	#33 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Indeed. Anky, if you do not reply by 11:59PM Friday Night, Bater wins the round. -Ugly Bastard

02-01-2003, 02:59 AM	#34 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Well, it is now midnight, and so far Anky has not replied, so I believe that Bater wins round 2 as well, giving him the 2-0 lead. Of course this is not official because I am of no person to make it official. So if Orgazmo or UB would make it official so we can end this so called "OST." The first one was good, too bad it had to stop there. Evidently I didn't realize that OST's are a 'Best of 5' competition. [This message has been edited by Trout Sniffer (edited February 02, 2003).]

02-01-2003, 03:15 AM	#35 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Bater-2 Anky-0 Bater, you're up; we eagerly await. -Ugly Bastard

02-02-2003, 09:03 PM	#36 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	Anky, you didn't even respond. YOU challenge a guy who is a fucking NEWBIE to an OST and you don't even have the balls to respond to his bash? It makes me wonder how a cockless piece of shit like yourself can fuck someone up the ass on a regular basis. Speaking of your anal adventures, did it ever occur to you that there are only TWO types of creatures that enjoy anal sex? Here's a list for you. 1. Animals 2. Fags Anky, since you're a spic, you fit into both categories. I'm through with bashing you now because you've already humiliated yourself by not posting. Just don't cry about this at school anymore.

02-04-2003, 03:37 AM	#37 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	First off, I'd like to apologize to my fellow nubblites for failing to reply in time. I have been excrutiatingly busy with school, work, and outside activities. Tonight has been the only night I've actually had enough energy to stay up and post. Sorry. Now Bater, you've been given 2 rounds already. The first round you won out of sheer stupidity, and the second by default. Go cheer your ass off needle dick. As to your rebuttal, it sucked. Sorry, but all you accomplished (once again) was to verbally bash me without any logical standpoint. You're great at throwing words together such as "donkey raping shit eater" (i saw southpark too) as well as comparing me to Jews. But other than that, you have no solid arguments. So here's what I'm going to do. I am going to give up this OST because of the fact that I've been gone so long, I've lost any interest in it. There you have it Bater. You've won. Just for the record, are you really from Cali?

02-04-2003, 10:46 AM	#38 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	Yes Anky, I am from Cali. I lived there for 16 years in a town called Pleasanton, if you really want to know. I'm out of the area at the moment, though. I agree with you that this OST has gotten pretty pointless, mostly from the fact we've never met. I say we call it even with a "Fuck you" After all, it could've gone either way if it wasn't for that 5-0 vote I got, which was pretty fucked up by the way. [This message has been edited by Mister Bater (edited February 04, 2003).]

02-04-2003, 12:51 PM	#39 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	My brother lived in Pleasanton for 2 years up until last year. Holy shit. "It's a Small World" chorus playing loudly in the background