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Schroeder · 09-16-2003, 03:11 PM

Well, I didn't think about it like that.

Cockstarr · 09-17-2003, 12:26 AM

The Cockstarr will not reside in the home but requests a private grotto for when he visits.

sim_flex_x · 09-17-2003, 01:30 AM

Ok, so I need to put in a pool, pool house, dungeon, and a grotto...and Pliedes, I'm sorry to say that I can't allow you to have the master bedroom. Since it is my house, that's one room i'm claiming for myself and whoever I decide to share it with ;] However, anything else you want, you got it. I'll see if i can fly in a pet penguin for you :]

the_butcher · 09-17-2003, 01:39 AM

Hmm...can I also have a strip club downstairs? Because then that would take out the whole "whore coming in through the back door" thing. THey'd already be downstairs, so there's no need for more. Get back to me on that one.

sim_flex_x · 09-17-2003, 02:16 AM

I'll build on, I don't want you turning my entire basement into a strip club, maybe we can have a basement under the basement...that shouldn't be too hard. "Sub-basement Level 2" now belongs to the_butcher. We could have some sort of water slide that goes from the pool in the backyard down into a pool in the sub-basement, how fun would that be? Just an idea.

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sim_flex_x:
Since it is my house, that's one room i'm claiming for myself and whoever I decide to share it with ;]

So we can share it, then we're both happy. Good plan.

the_butcher · 09-17-2003, 02:30 AM

I have drawn a detailed drawing of what I would like my "sub-basement" strip club to look like here. Alright, so it's not detailed at all, but there are boobs in it...

[ September 17, 2003, 12:38 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]

Orgazmo · 09-17-2003, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by sim_flex_x:
Since it is my house, that's one room i'm claiming for myself and whoever I decide to share it with ;]

So we can share it, then we're both happy. Good plan.</font>[/quote]Lee-son meester sahn-ohv-beetch, ze ahther half, no, ze ahther half eez mine.

[ September 17, 2003, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Alpha · 09-17-2003, 09:41 AM

Can I have the roof? I figure I can set up a shanty out of plywood or something and just live up there?

sim_flex_x · 09-17-2003, 01:25 PM

the_butcher: I'm gonna have to make the walls soundproof because I don't want to hear anything from your strip club, and I don't want to see any naked chicks, so make sure they stay in the sub-basement level!

Pliedes and Orgazmo: nevermind, i'll just let you fight over me :]

Alpha: You are welcome to the roof, but I don't want my house looking trasy, so since the rest is made out of brick (i think) i'll let you design what you'd like your area to look like and you let me know, I'll make it happen for you.

I like how this house is turning into "The Nubblies Mansion"... me and all my men ;]

[ September 17, 2003, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

Orgazmo · 09-17-2003, 02:07 PM

Pliedes, I have acidic semen. I also have a urethra that isn't affected by acid. I also have the ability to shoot my semen with great force and accuracy. Do you really want to fight over something like this?

Titan · 09-17-2003, 03:08 PM

That's it, I'm moving out.
This house sucks.
the_butcher's porn music is so god-damned loud I can't hear myself think, Alpha keeps shitting down the chimney, Chuck peed in the pool, it's useless, my rooms are way too small, there is a dead Pliedian body in the master bedroom with some time of acidic substance dripping out of a whole in the middle of him, and I kind find the god-damned oven mitts!

Screw you guys, I'm getting my own place.

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 03:24 PM

Well, since sim_flex_x is also susceptible to the acidic semen (she told me this, and there is no cure for it, one can't even be invented, ever), there really isn't a reason for you to share a room with her anyways. I, on the other hand, do not have acidic semen. Therefore, that is the perfect reason why I get the other half of the master bedroom.

tonguegina · 09-17-2003, 05:38 PM

Does the fact that sim is the mother of my children hold any factor here? We have 5 kids for christ's sakes.

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Does the fact that sim is the mother of my children hold any factor here? We have 5 kids for christ's sakes.

First come, first serve.

Orgazmo · 09-17-2003, 07:40 PM

It's a damn good thing that my semen is only acidic when I force ejaculation...you poor poor fuck.

Quote:

We have 5 kids for christ's sakes.

Yeah, about that, I killed your kids the other night. Yup, I'm an infanticidal maniac. I'm not sorry either.

[ September 17, 2003, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

the_butcher · 09-17-2003, 08:45 PM

Titan: sorry about that...I'll try to keep it down.

Alpha: you're no longer allowed in my club after last night...shitting your pants on stage is not funny at all.

Chuck: you sonofabitch, I thought that was pool cleaner...

Oh yeh, Titan, the over mitts are in the second drawer down, to the left of the dishwasher...sorry, I put them in the wrong place after baking some brownies to serve at the club. My bad.

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 08:47 PM

Orgazmo, so what you're saying is you're going to make yourself jack off in me? Thats sick. Doesn't sound like someone that Sim would want around. Plus, I don't think she would want to take her chances with an acidic cock.

I'm sure Stabmaster has a room for you...

[ September 17, 2003, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Orgazmo · 09-17-2003, 08:50 PM

By your logic, all ejaculation would be forced...and I can't really fault you for thinking that way. The truth of the matter is that I have the ability to shoot my wad at any point in time...I simply do it. It's as easy for me to shoot sticky acid at you as it is for you to move your arm. It's just another function that I have built right in. By "forced," I was, of course, referring to ejaculations that occur due to me simply having it done...as opposed to an ejaculation induced by any type of pleasure. Trust me, the only pleasure coming from these shots will be your last breath.

Titan · 09-17-2003, 09:45 PM

Okay, I think the point we're missing here is that that's not really Pliedes. Pliedes is dead in the master bedroom, I saw him myself. Unless that was just a giant chicken.

StabMaster Arson · 09-18-2003, 01:29 AM

I need to quit spending so much time in the sub-basement... my prisoners are beginning to die off.

09-17-2003, 01:39 AM	#29 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Hmm...can I also have a strip club downstairs? Because then that would take out the whole "whore coming in through the back door" thing. THey'd already be downstairs, so there's no need for more. Get back to me on that one.
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09-17-2003, 02:30 AM	#32 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	I have drawn a detailed drawing of what I would like my "sub-basement" strip club to look like here. Alright, so it's not detailed at all, but there are boobs in it... [ September 17, 2003, 12:38 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-17-2003, 09:41 AM	#34 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Can I have the roof? I figure I can set up a shanty out of plywood or something and just live up there?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-17-2003, 03:08 PM	#37 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	That's it, I'm moving out. This house sucks. the_butcher's porn music is so god-damned loud I can't hear myself think, Alpha keeps shitting down the chimney, Chuck peed in the pool, it's useless, my rooms are way too small, there is a dead Pliedian body in the master bedroom with some time of acidic substance dripping out of a whole in the middle of him, and I kind find the god-damned oven mitts! Screw you guys, I'm getting my own place.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-17-2003, 08:45 PM	#42 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Titan: sorry about that...I'll try to keep it down. Alpha: you're no longer allowed in my club after last night...shitting your pants on stage is not funny at all. Chuck: you sonofabitch, I thought that was pool cleaner... Oh yeh, Titan, the over mitts are in the second drawer down, to the left of the dishwasher...sorry, I put them in the wrong place after baking some brownies to serve at the club. My bad.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-16-2003, 03:11 PM	#26 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Well, I didn't think about it like that.

09-17-2003, 12:26 AM	#27 (permalink)
Cockstarr Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Cockstarr is omnipresent Posts: 49 Internets: 10	The Cockstarr will not reside in the home but requests a private grotto for when he visits.

09-17-2003, 01:30 AM	#28 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Ok, so I need to put in a pool, pool house, dungeon, and a grotto...and Pliedes, I'm sorry to say that I can't allow you to have the master bedroom. Since it is my house, that's one room i'm claiming for myself and whoever I decide to share it with ;] However, anything else you want, you got it. I'll see if i can fly in a pet penguin for you :]

09-17-2003, 02:16 AM	#30 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I'll build on, I don't want you turning my entire basement into a strip club, maybe we can have a basement under the basement...that shouldn't be too hard. "Sub-basement Level 2" now belongs to the_butcher. We could have some sort of water slide that goes from the pool in the backyard down into a pool in the sub-basement, how fun would that be? Just an idea.

09-17-2003, 01:25 PM	#35 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	the_butcher: I'm gonna have to make the walls soundproof because I don't want to hear anything from your strip club, and I don't want to see any naked chicks, so make sure they stay in the sub-basement level! Pliedes and Orgazmo: nevermind, i'll just let you fight over me :] Alpha: You are welcome to the roof, but I don't want my house looking trasy, so since the rest is made out of brick (i think) i'll let you design what you'd like your area to look like and you let me know, I'll make it happen for you. I like how this house is turning into "The Nubblies Mansion"... me and all my men ;] [ September 17, 2003, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

09-17-2003, 02:07 PM	#36 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Pliedes, I have acidic semen. I also have a urethra that isn't affected by acid. I also have the ability to shoot my semen with great force and accuracy. Do you really want to fight over something like this?

09-17-2003, 03:24 PM	#38 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Well, since sim_flex_x is also susceptible to the acidic semen (she told me this, and there is no cure for it, one can't even be invented, ever), there really isn't a reason for you to share a room with her anyways. I, on the other hand, do not have acidic semen. Therefore, that is the perfect reason why I get the other half of the master bedroom.

09-17-2003, 05:38 PM	#39 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Does the fact that sim is the mother of my children hold any factor here? We have 5 kids for christ's sakes.

09-17-2003, 08:47 PM	#43 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Orgazmo, so what you're saying is you're going to make yourself jack off in me? Thats sick. Doesn't sound like someone that Sim would want around. Plus, I don't think she would want to take her chances with an acidic cock. I'm sure Stabmaster has a room for you... [ September 17, 2003, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

09-17-2003, 08:50 PM	#44 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	By your logic, all ejaculation would be forced...and I can't really fault you for thinking that way. The truth of the matter is that I have the ability to shoot my wad at any point in time...I simply do it. It's as easy for me to shoot sticky acid at you as it is for you to move your arm. It's just another function that I have built right in. By "forced," I was, of course, referring to ejaculations that occur due to me simply having it done...as opposed to an ejaculation induced by any type of pleasure. Trust me, the only pleasure coming from these shots will be your last breath.

09-17-2003, 09:45 PM	#45 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Okay, I think the point we're missing here is that that's not really Pliedes. Pliedes is dead in the master bedroom, I saw him myself. Unless that was just a giant chicken.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-18-2003, 01:29 AM	#46 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I need to quit spending so much time in the sub-basement... my prisoners are beginning to die off.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!