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Niger Angelus · 05-15-2004, 05:53 AM

Alligators eat shit. Violently. :-\

underwater · 05-17-2004, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
Turtle...

"hello there, i am edward p. mcturtleton and i will be your guide for the day! welcome to turtle town!"

road trips are funny.

StDx · 05-18-2004, 03:03 AM

I hate you.

Mr. Blonde · 05-18-2004, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
welcome to turtle town!"

Churubusco: Turtle town, USA.

[ May 18, 2004, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

StDx · 05-18-2004, 03:34 AM

I hate you too.

underwater · 05-18-2004, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by underwater:
welcome to turtle town!"

Churubusco: Turtle town, USA.</font>[/quote]is churubusco on the way to cedar point? i forget where we were at when we were in "turtle town"...

Mr. Blonde · 05-18-2004, 07:59 PM

Churubusco is just north of fort wayne, and they have a huge ass fucking paper mache turtle, at least it looks like paper mache, and under it is the self proclaimed sign "turtle town, USA. How accurate thic claim is i have no idea.

underwater · 05-18-2004, 11:33 PM

hum. well i don't think we were in the true turtle town.. but nonetheless, this place we were in had a big turtle right in the fucking middle of their downtown.

Fruitacious B · 05-19-2004, 10:49 AM

We were indeed in the true turtle town of Churubusco, underwater.

underwater · 05-19-2004, 05:54 PM

ugh. i just can't win, can i..

Ward · 05-19-2004, 11:18 PM

i put zebra. it was almost a horse, but it said "No. fuck that. I'm going to do something different. I'm not going to be part of 'the man's' game and run around a track. i'm going to be my own animal and do shit right." It got ate less by those damn lions and is just cool as shit.

Fruitacious B · 05-20-2004, 03:51 PM

I've always been under the impression that lions eat zebras more than horses, but maybe I'm wrong.

Orgazmo · 05-20-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
I've always been under the impression that lions eat zebras more than horses, but maybe I'm wrong.

That's just because there aren't horses where lions are. Not anymore, at least. The lions have eaten all of them.

Fruitacious B · 05-21-2004, 10:28 AM

Precisely, and that's why they eat more zebras.

yardobeef · 05-22-2004, 11:35 PM

fuck all that shit, hippos rule!

cough man · 05-31-2004, 02:50 AM

i chose the peacock because it has the word cock in its name so how bad can it be, plus they look fucking cool with their big ass tails

yardobeef · 05-31-2004, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cough man:
i chose the peacock because it has the word cock in its name so how bad can it be, plus they look fucking cool with their big ass tails

your logic fucking astounds me

Nathan · 06-24-2004, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
yeah because a panda bear is a generic zoo animal, that's why there's only one zoo in america that has panda bears...

Im confused... which zoo might this be? I know the Toledo Zoo has polar bears, although I would never woulda thought they were rare zoo animals.

EDIT: Fuck im stupid, you said panda, not polar.

[ June 23, 2004, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Nathan ]

Niger Angelus · 06-26-2004, 03:00 PM

Fire up the oven, we have a jew on our hands.

StabMaster Arson · 07-11-2004, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cough man:
it has the...cock...so how bad can it be

so you like the "cock", eh?

cough man · 07-11-2004, 02:47 PM

Well there are a few occasions where I get random heterosexual urges, but for the most part you are dead on.

05-15-2004, 05:53 AM	#26 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Alligators eat shit. Violently. :-\
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05-18-2004, 07:59 PM	#32 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Churubusco is just north of fort wayne, and they have a huge ass fucking paper mache turtle, at least it looks like paper mache, and under it is the self proclaimed sign "turtle town, USA. How accurate thic claim is i have no idea.
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05-18-2004, 11:33 PM	#33 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	hum. well i don't think we were in the true turtle town.. but nonetheless, this place we were in had a big turtle right in the fucking middle of their downtown.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

05-19-2004, 10:49 AM	#34 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	We were indeed in the true turtle town of Churubusco, underwater.
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05-19-2004, 05:54 PM	#35 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	ugh. i just can't win, can i..
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

05-18-2004, 03:03 AM	#28 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I hate you.

05-18-2004, 03:34 AM	#30 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I hate you too.

05-19-2004, 11:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
Ward Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 31 Internets: 10	i put zebra. it was almost a horse, but it said "No. fuck that. I'm going to do something different. I'm not going to be part of 'the man's' game and run around a track. i'm going to be my own animal and do shit right." It got ate less by those damn lions and is just cool as shit.
	can't worry abou that shit. . .

05-20-2004, 03:51 PM	#37 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I've always been under the impression that lions eat zebras more than horses, but maybe I'm wrong.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-21-2004, 10:28 AM	#39 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Precisely, and that's why they eat more zebras.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-22-2004, 11:35 PM	#40 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	fuck all that shit, hippos rule!
	What up brah?

05-31-2004, 02:50 AM	#41 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	i chose the peacock because it has the word cock in its name so how bad can it be, plus they look fucking cool with their big ass tails
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

06-26-2004, 03:00 PM	#44 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Fire up the oven, we have a jew on our hands.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

07-11-2004, 02:47 PM	#46 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	Well there are a few occasions where I get random heterosexual urges, but for the most part you are dead on.
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.