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12-04-2002, 12:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>The knives may not be able to cut the rope where it is tied around their handles...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Orgazmo knows that the knives don't have intelligence, they simply try to attack Orgazmo's DNA. Because of this, they would have the rope constantly stretched in whatever direction Orgazmo was in (if Orgazmo was within a detectable range). If not, the knives would simply set idly on the ground.

The Comedian · 12-04-2002, 11:44 PM

Fuck Brittney Spears or Fuck Tara Reid?

Who, and why?

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~The Comedian~

12-04-2002, 11:46 PM

Orgazmo would go with Britney simply because she is "hot" whilst Tara is nothing more than mediocre.

The Comedian · 12-04-2002, 11:48 PM

Alright, stratch Tara Reid, and make it Brooke Burke.

Go

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~The Comedian~

12-04-2002, 11:50 PM

This is more of a this or that. In this situation, Orgazmo would look into the future and see that these posts will keep coming, more and more, much like a snowball, so he'll decline to answer the previously asked and advise that you start a this or that thread.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 12:37 AM

You are in a situation:

You are a Pirate. The rest of the pirates are demanding that you they are going to kill your girlfriend. Let's just call her "rah" for our purposes. You have two options here, one of them with sub-options. Choose Orgazmo, fucking choose:

Option 1: You let them kill her. There are 50 of them, and one of you. Plus, a Pirate is always true to his other pirates, even if this means losing your rah over it.
Option 2: You kill the Pirates and save the rah. If you choose this option, you must choose your method of killing the Pirates-
A Force the ship to sink whilst stealing a rescue boat for you and rah. (Don't give me that whole "How will I get the ship to sink bull-shit". Just pretend you can)
B Kill all of the pirates with a bomb. You will not be harmed by this bomb. And rah will be miraculously wrapped in a cacoon of one of your fellow Pirate's burnt skin. The skin acts like a shelter to her, and spares her life
C Be a pussy, grab the girl, get a rescue boat, and get the sexxin heck out of there

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 04, 2002).]

12-05-2002, 12:51 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Orgazmo is a pirate what would he do blah...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because of the fact that Orgazmo is the fucking captain Pirate, if the men are threatening him, that means that there has been some type of mutiny. Fuck the "we're all pirates" bullshit at this point in time, the men have betrayed Orgazmo so he would be forced to go against them. That they are holding a person named "rah" is irrelevent...in fact, it wouldn't matter if they're holding a polar bear captive...if they're going against Orgazmo's word Orgazmo will be forced to kill each and every one of them.

The method is simple. A bomb would be used to eliminate the bitch pirates. Orgazmo never leaves the dock without a hidden bomb on the ship...just in case. He would simply detonate the bomb and, with his cat-like reflexes, skin one of the pirates that flew in his general direction. He would lasso Rah with a rope made from the netting used to corral the sail. Rah would be pulled near, placed inside of the leathery burnt skin of the killed Pirate, and placed in a low spot. Orgazmo would proceed to go through the Pirate bodies, pilfering any type of valuable material and pissing on those who happened to keep their lives (of course, they would be killed right after being pissed upon).

It should be noted that the ship is slowly sinking while Orgazmo orchestrates all of this. After collecting the valuables, Orgazmo would board a small rescue canoe with Rah nearby. He would continue in a large circle in the middle of the ocean until he approached a large ship. Orgazmo would board this ship, posing as a friend. After gaining entrance, he would declare that all men on the ship would become pirates and would do as he said. If any man on the ship refused, they would be killed immediately. This may leave Orgazmo without any men...but the folks already on board would more than likely stop refusing to take orders after 2 or 3 of the cock goblins were slit.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited December 04, 2002).]

12-19-2002, 01:27 PM

Here's the situation.

Orgazmo has been captured by ninja's (ninja's rule, pirates drool). Whilest our fearless hero was knocked unconcious, the ninja's inserted an object into his penis shaft.
Now this is no ordinary object. It is very much like a deer hunting arrowhead, only more deadly. It is triangular with multiple sides to it. Do to it's shape, it can easily be pushed into Orgazmo's shaft, but if you pull on it, it begins to tear the penis to shreads. If he were to pull it all the way out it would make his manhood into little french fries...

Orgazmo is stuck in a room from which there is no escape, until the arrowhead/slasher/peniscutter thingy is removed. In this room is a rubber ducky, a one foot piece of ducktape, and some duck sauce from an oriental restaraunt (see a pattern?), all of which he can use to help him escape.

What would Orgazmo do?

12-19-2002, 09:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Orgazmo has a pyramid in his cock and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Orgazmo could solve this problem in two ways. The route that he would probably take would utilize the fact that the penis is the strongest muscle in his body. With that in mind, Orgazmo would simply use his mind to willfully erect the immense cylinder and, as blood rushed in, the pyramid would be crushed...leaving it in the form of many small bits that could be passed with little difficulty.

The more creative technique that Orgazmo would have at his disposal would use some (if not all) of the objects provided. Firstly, Orgazmo would use his teeth to bore two holes into the rubber ducky. The first would be placed as the very tip of its tail, while the other would be put on the tip of its bill. Orgazmo would then coat the tip of his penis, as well as the tail side of the duck, with the duck sauce, thus lubricating both objects for the obvious insertion. Orgazmo would then, with careful movements, place the tail of the duck into his urethra. Once sufficiently in, the ducktape would secure the fixture...making sure that an air-tight seal remained. After this, Orgazmo would bend over and blow into the mouth of the duck, inflating his penis like a balloon. After being blown up, a piece of tape would cover the hole in the mouth and Orgazmo would point his soldier downward, letting the pyramid fall to the very tip (on top of the duck). The ducktape would be painstakingly removed, letting the object fall harmlessly out of the cock and onto the ground.

12-20-2002, 12:50 AM

My dear god. That was amazing.
(you can't see it, but i'm standing and clapping right now)

St. Anky · 12-20-2002, 01:44 AM

You pull into your driveway after coming home from school one day. You exit your car and proceed into your house. As you throw your shit on the ground, you hear a rustling noise from your parent's bedroom. You are oblivious to why there would be noise as you should be the only one home at the time. You proceed into your parents room full of curiousity only to find your mother in bed with another man. They are totally starkass naked and doing the hibbity dibbity. Your mom notices your presence and covers herself and the unkown man stumbles out of bed.

(i know this sounds quite disturbing, but im hoping for a good reply)

WWOD?

12-20-2002, 01:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>I'm a sick fuck, so bear with me. You walk in on your mom and a stranger fucking and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Orgazmo's first action would be to reach into his pocket to pull out a large steak. He would throw the steak with great force at the stranger's cock, impaling it on his wood. At this moment, Orgazmo would call for his Pirate dog, Riley, who would immediately remove the man's penis via nibbling and nubbling. After the steak cock was finished, Orgazmo would say the words "Riley - Kill" and, like Orgazmo's dog does in real life, the Pirate Riley would immediately thrust his teeth into the man's neck, thus killing him. The dog would end up eating the man's corpse...but that would take place after what Orgazmo is about to depict.

With the man dead and quite a mess on the floor, Orgazmo would stare down his mother. With only a glance, they would have a mutual understanding that she would stop bitching at him to get a real job...because he's a pirate and gets everything he needs in life from others...whether it be from force or respect. The mother, not wanting the father to find out what had happened, would undoubtedly agree to never mention a job again...as she would wholeheartedly accept her son's piratical lifestyle as genuine.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited December 19, 2002).]

Lethal · 12-21-2002, 02:35 AM

What if this "stranger", turned out to be your very own brother?

12-21-2002, 03:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>I'm an even sicker fuck...so tell me...what if he was your brother?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Orgazmo's actions would not change.

StDx · 12-21-2002, 09:10 PM

rest assured, Orgazmo's brother would never do anything even remotely close to that, but, if he did, he would wish to be killed and eaten by das ubermutt.

Lethal · 12-21-2002, 10:33 PM

What would Orgazmo Do if say, he posted his 1,000th post within the next week?

12-22-2002, 04:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>What is he posted 1000 soon<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The result would be an orgasm with enough magnitude and fluid to both shake and flood the world...respectively.

Niger Angelus · 12-24-2002, 04:22 AM

Ok, get a blowjob from an experienced 'ok' frosh, or continue to work on the girl that I am close to and go for a relationship.

12-24-2002, 05:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Would Orgazmo go for instant yet short-lived gratification or a lessly peaked but much better chance to overall bliss?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Orgazmo would look at the options to realize that, even though the blowjob may outweigh the relationship in the short term category, the long haul would easily show the relationship to be the better of the two...assuming that a relationship is what Orgazmo was after...

Niger Angelus · 12-25-2002, 02:24 AM

Thanks Orgazmo. O, I need forgivness for stuff too.

12-25-2002, 02:51 AM

Done.

01-06-2003, 01:10 PM

This is a simple question, but one which must (firstly) be answered directly.

What would Orgazmo do if he had to choose, his girlfriend or nubblies?

Moreso though, what would Orgazmo do if he had to choose, his girlfriend or nubblies and he had to answer in the form of cheesy poetry which includes four (minumun) references to different types of animals?

01-06-2003, 01:27 PM

Well, Orgazmo doesn't have a girlfriend...because Orgazmo is a simple online character that happens to be a pirate. With that in mind, Orgazmo would have no choice but to choose his home, Nubblies.

By the claw of a Sexbear,
By the wing of a Cat,
The choice for Orgazmo is simple,
Nubblies--my true Cockbat.

(*Note--To anyone named "Rah" who may stumble upon this...of course it is all a filthy lie...of course)

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 06, 2003).]

01-06-2003, 01:35 PM

Ok, since you're a pirate, this has something to do with that. Say you just got done destroying a village, and raping the women that inhabit it. After raping a particular female, she informs you that she has scabies. WWOD?

Demitri · 01-06-2003, 01:38 PM

Here is a question

Q. Your going though the desert and your dieing of thurst and all of a sudden you see this hot naked chick right in front of you. You only have the energy to walk farther never knowing if you are going to make it home or you have the choice to have sex with with a beautiful women as the last thing you do in your life. Which do you choice??

12-04-2002, 12:39 AM	#26 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The knives may not be able to cut the rope where it is tied around their handles...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Orgazmo knows that the knives don't have intelligence, they simply try to attack Orgazmo's DNA. Because of this, they would have the rope constantly stretched in whatever direction Orgazmo was in (if Orgazmo was within a detectable range). If not, the knives would simply set idly on the ground.
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12-04-2002, 11:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Orgazmo would go with Britney simply because she is "hot" whilst Tara is nothing more than mediocre.
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12-04-2002, 11:50 PM	#30 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	This is more of a this or that. In this situation, Orgazmo would look into the future and see that these posts will keep coming, more and more, much like a snowball, so he'll decline to answer the previously asked and advise that you start a this or that thread.
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12-05-2002, 12:51 AM	#32 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Orgazmo is a pirate what would he do blah...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Because of the fact that Orgazmo is the fucking captain Pirate, if the men are threatening him, that means that there has been some type of mutiny. Fuck the "we're all pirates" bullshit at this point in time, the men have betrayed Orgazmo so he would be forced to go against them. That they are holding a person named "rah" is irrelevent...in fact, it wouldn't matter if they're holding a polar bear captive...if they're going against Orgazmo's word Orgazmo will be forced to kill each and every one of them. The method is simple. A bomb would be used to eliminate the bitch pirates. Orgazmo never leaves the dock without a hidden bomb on the ship...just in case. He would simply detonate the bomb and, with his cat-like reflexes, skin one of the pirates that flew in his general direction. He would lasso Rah with a rope made from the netting used to corral the sail. Rah would be pulled near, placed inside of the leathery burnt skin of the killed Pirate, and placed in a low spot. Orgazmo would proceed to go through the Pirate bodies, pilfering any type of valuable material and pissing on those who happened to keep their lives (of course, they would be killed right after being pissed upon). It should be noted that the ship is slowly sinking while Orgazmo orchestrates all of this. After collecting the valuables, Orgazmo would board a small rescue canoe with Rah nearby. He would continue in a large circle in the middle of the ocean until he approached a large ship. Orgazmo would board this ship, posing as a friend. After gaining entrance, he would declare that all men on the ship would become pirates and would do as he said. If any man on the ship refused, they would be killed immediately. This may leave Orgazmo without any men...but the folks already on board would more than likely stop refusing to take orders after 2 or 3 of the cock goblins were slit. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited December 04, 2002).]
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12-19-2002, 01:27 PM	#33 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Here's the situation. Orgazmo has been captured by ninja's (ninja's rule, pirates drool). Whilest our fearless hero was knocked unconcious, the ninja's inserted an object into his penis shaft. Now this is no ordinary object. It is very much like a deer hunting arrowhead, only more deadly. It is triangular with multiple sides to it. Do to it's shape, it can easily be pushed into Orgazmo's shaft, but if you pull on it, it begins to tear the penis to shreads. If he were to pull it all the way out it would make his manhood into little french fries... Orgazmo is stuck in a room from which there is no escape, until the arrowhead/slasher/peniscutter thingy is removed. In this room is a rubber ducky, a one foot piece of ducktape, and some duck sauce from an oriental restaraunt (see a pattern?), all of which he can use to help him escape. What would Orgazmo do?
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12-04-2002, 11:44 PM	#27 (permalink)
The Comedian Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 110 Internets: 10	Fuck Brittney Spears or Fuck Tara Reid? Who, and why? ------------------ ~The Comedian~

12-04-2002, 11:48 PM	#29 (permalink)
The Comedian Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 110 Internets: 10	Alright, stratch Tara Reid, and make it Brooke Burke. Go ------------------ ~The Comedian~

12-05-2002, 12:37 AM	#31 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You are in a situation: You are a Pirate. The rest of the pirates are demanding that you they are going to kill your girlfriend. Let's just call her "rah" for our purposes. You have two options here, one of them with sub-options. Choose Orgazmo, fucking choose: Option 1: You let them kill her. There are 50 of them, and one of you. Plus, a Pirate is always true to his other pirates, even if this means losing your rah over it. Option 2: You kill the Pirates and save the rah. If you choose this option, you must choose your method of killing the Pirates- A Force the ship to sink whilst stealing a rescue boat for you and rah. (Don't give me that whole "How will I get the ship to sink bull-shit". Just pretend you can) B Kill all of the pirates with a bomb. You will not be harmed by this bomb. And rah will be miraculously wrapped in a cacoon of one of your fellow Pirate's burnt skin. The skin acts like a shelter to her, and spares her life C Be a pussy, grab the girl, get a rescue boat, and get the sexxin heck out of there -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 04, 2002).]

12-19-2002, 09:22 PM	#34 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Orgazmo has a pyramid in his cock and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Orgazmo could solve this problem in two ways. The route that he would probably take would utilize the fact that the penis is the strongest muscle in his body. With that in mind, Orgazmo would simply use his mind to willfully erect the immense cylinder and, as blood rushed in, the pyramid would be crushed...leaving it in the form of many small bits that could be passed with little difficulty. The more creative technique that Orgazmo would have at his disposal would use some (if not all) of the objects provided. Firstly, Orgazmo would use his teeth to bore two holes into the rubber ducky. The first would be placed as the very tip of its tail, while the other would be put on the tip of its bill. Orgazmo would then coat the tip of his penis, as well as the tail side of the duck, with the duck sauce, thus lubricating both objects for the obvious insertion. Orgazmo would then, with careful movements, place the tail of the duck into his urethra. Once sufficiently in, the ducktape would secure the fixture...making sure that an air-tight seal remained. After this, Orgazmo would bend over and blow into the mouth of the duck, inflating his penis like a balloon. After being blown up, a piece of tape would cover the hole in the mouth and Orgazmo would point his soldier downward, letting the pyramid fall to the very tip (on top of the duck). The ducktape would be painstakingly removed, letting the object fall harmlessly out of the cock and onto the ground.
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12-20-2002, 12:50 AM	#35 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	My dear god. That was amazing. (you can't see it, but i'm standing and clapping right now)
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12-20-2002, 01:44 AM	#36 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	You pull into your driveway after coming home from school one day. You exit your car and proceed into your house. As you throw your shit on the ground, you hear a rustling noise from your parent's bedroom. You are oblivious to why there would be noise as you should be the only one home at the time. You proceed into your parents room full of curiousity only to find your mother in bed with another man. They are totally starkass naked and doing the hibbity dibbity. Your mom notices your presence and covers herself and the unkown man stumbles out of bed. (i know this sounds quite disturbing, but im hoping for a good reply) WWOD?

12-20-2002, 01:55 AM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'm a sick fuck, so bear with me. You walk in on your mom and a stranger fucking and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Orgazmo's first action would be to reach into his pocket to pull out a large steak. He would throw the steak with great force at the stranger's cock, impaling it on his wood. At this moment, Orgazmo would call for his Pirate dog, Riley, who would immediately remove the man's penis via nibbling and nubbling. After the steak cock was finished, Orgazmo would say the words "Riley - Kill" and, like Orgazmo's dog does in real life, the Pirate Riley would immediately thrust his teeth into the man's neck, thus killing him. The dog would end up eating the man's corpse...but that would take place after what Orgazmo is about to depict. With the man dead and quite a mess on the floor, Orgazmo would stare down his mother. With only a glance, they would have a mutual understanding that she would stop bitching at him to get a real job...because he's a pirate and gets everything he needs in life from others...whether it be from force or respect. The mother, not wanting the father to find out what had happened, would undoubtedly agree to never mention a job again...as she would wholeheartedly accept her son's piratical lifestyle as genuine. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited December 19, 2002).]
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12-21-2002, 02:35 AM	#38 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	What if this "stranger", turned out to be your very own brother?

12-21-2002, 03:06 AM	#39 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'm an even sicker fuck...so tell me...what if he was your brother?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Orgazmo's actions would not change.
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12-21-2002, 09:10 PM	#40 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	rest assured, Orgazmo's brother would never do anything even remotely close to that, but, if he did, he would wish to be killed and eaten by das ubermutt.

12-21-2002, 10:33 PM	#41 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	What would Orgazmo Do if say, he posted his 1,000th post within the next week?

12-22-2002, 04:00 AM	#42 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>What is he posted 1000 soon<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The result would be an orgasm with enough magnitude and fluid to both shake and flood the world...respectively.
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12-24-2002, 04:22 AM	#43 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Ok, get a blowjob from an experienced 'ok' frosh, or continue to work on the girl that I am close to and go for a relationship.

12-24-2002, 05:07 AM	#44 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Would Orgazmo go for instant yet short-lived gratification or a lessly peaked but much better chance to overall bliss?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Orgazmo would look at the options to realize that, even though the blowjob may outweigh the relationship in the short term category, the long haul would easily show the relationship to be the better of the two...assuming that a relationship is what Orgazmo was after...
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12-25-2002, 02:24 AM	#45 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Thanks Orgazmo. O, I need forgivness for stuff too.

12-25-2002, 02:51 AM	#46 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Done.
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01-06-2003, 01:10 PM	#47 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	This is a simple question, but one which must (firstly) be answered directly. What would Orgazmo do if he had to choose, his girlfriend or nubblies? Moreso though, what would Orgazmo do if he had to choose, his girlfriend or nubblies and he had to answer in the form of cheesy poetry which includes four (minumun) references to different types of animals?
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01-06-2003, 01:27 PM	#48 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Well, Orgazmo doesn't have a girlfriend...because Orgazmo is a simple online character that happens to be a pirate. With that in mind, Orgazmo would have no choice but to choose his home, Nubblies. By the claw of a Sexbear, By the wing of a Cat, The choice for Orgazmo is simple, Nubblies--my true Cockbat. (*Note--To anyone named "Rah" who may stumble upon this...of course it is all a filthy lie...of course) [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 06, 2003).]
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01-06-2003, 01:35 PM	#49 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Ok, since you're a pirate, this has something to do with that. Say you just got done destroying a village, and raping the women that inhabit it. After raping a particular female, she informs you that she has scabies. WWOD?
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01-06-2003, 01:38 PM	#50 (permalink)
Demitri Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In, Posts: 151 Internets: 10	Here is a question Q. Your going though the desert and your dieing of thurst and all of a sudden you see this hot naked chick right in front of you. You only have the energy to walk farther never knowing if you are going to make it home or you have the choice to have sex with with a beautiful women as the last thing you do in your life. Which do you choice??