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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-05-2007, 01:40 AM

can he continue after hes puked once?

DJ FC · 12-05-2007, 06:51 AM

He's long about 40 contracts from around 55 meaning if he stops after 10 he looses several thousand and if he gets to 55 he breaks even. At 55 he makes $40 for every yogurt he eats. He then has a whole tone of call options at 60 and 65. At 60 I think he earns $60/cup and at $65 it becomes $100/cup.

He cannot continue if he pukes.

DJ FC · 12-05-2007, 06:53 AM

And there is no fear of corruption. His professionalism is at stake. Some of our top traders have very big positions on him, much bigger than he could afford. Everyone around him is long pretty much. New York and London are short. So there is the natural bias to eat even more to satisfy the Chicago people (who matter more).

DJ FC · 12-07-2007, 06:48 AM

The contest will be happening at my apartment now. So if anyone wishes to stop by and see this spectacle they are welcome. All day Saturday.

DJ FC · 12-08-2007, 06:59 PM

Half way through - 26 yogurts consumed.

DJ FC · 12-09-2007, 05:23 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2007, 11:21 AM

Mayor of Pukesville?

Ironic Mustache · 12-10-2007, 05:46 PM

Yeah what happened?

DJ FC · 12-10-2007, 10:17 PM

Started too slow. Was only averaging about 5 yogurts per hour. Was planning on a last hour rush. Didn't go well. Puked. Game over.

Mr. Blonde · 12-10-2007, 10:20 PM

DJ FC is so important and busy now he doesn't even have time to type complete sentences! Do you have a ticker in your apt. too? Or do you just live in the pit?

Ironic Mustache · 12-11-2007, 10:40 AM

These anticlimactic endings are such a let down. I was rooting for him.

DJ FC · 12-12-2007, 07:57 PM

So you have lots of nonfat plain yogurt laying around the house and have no idea what to do with it?

Leftover yogurt surprise:
1 6 oz yogurt
2 oz kahlua

mix vigerously and enjoy.

It's actually pretty fucking tasty.

Ironic Mustache · 12-13-2007, 10:58 AM

That sounds like a recipe for colon-related disaster.

Beebs · 12-13-2007, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

So you have lots of nonfat plain yogurt laying around the house and have no idea what to do with it?

Leftover yogurt surprise:
1 6 oz yogurt
2 oz kahlua

mix vigerously and enjoy.

It's actually pretty fucking tasty.

Add vodka and youve got a white russian's semen.

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2007, 05:27 PM

i bet russian semen is grosser than regular (read: white people) semen.

12-05-2007, 01:40 AM	#26 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	can he continue after hes puked once?
	#YOLO

12-05-2007, 06:51 AM	#27 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	He's long about 40 contracts from around 55 meaning if he stops after 10 he looses several thousand and if he gets to 55 he breaks even. At 55 he makes $40 for every yogurt he eats. He then has a whole tone of call options at 60 and 65. At 60 I think he earns $60/cup and at $65 it becomes $100/cup. He cannot continue if he pukes.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-05-2007, 06:53 AM	#28 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	And there is no fear of corruption. His professionalism is at stake. Some of our top traders have very big positions on him, much bigger than he could afford. Everyone around him is long pretty much. New York and London are short. So there is the natural bias to eat even more to satisfy the Chicago people (who matter more).
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-07-2007, 06:48 AM	#29 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	The contest will be happening at my apartment now. So if anyone wishes to stop by and see this spectacle they are welcome. All day Saturday.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-08-2007, 06:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Half way through - 26 yogurts consumed.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-09-2007, 05:23 AM	#31 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	55
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-09-2007, 11:21 AM	#32 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Mayor of Pukesville?
	#YOLO

12-10-2007, 05:46 PM	#33 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah what happened?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-10-2007, 10:17 PM	#34 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Started too slow. Was only averaging about 5 yogurts per hour. Was planning on a last hour rush. Didn't go well. Puked. Game over.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-10-2007, 10:20 PM	#35 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	DJ FC is so important and busy now he doesn't even have time to type complete sentences! Do you have a ticker in your apt. too? Or do you just live in the pit?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-11-2007, 10:40 AM	#36 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	These anticlimactic endings are such a let down. I was rooting for him.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-12-2007, 07:57 PM	#37 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	So you have lots of nonfat plain yogurt laying around the house and have no idea what to do with it? Leftover yogurt surprise: 1 6 oz yogurt 2 oz kahlua mix vigerously and enjoy. It's actually pretty fucking tasty.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-13-2007, 10:58 AM	#38 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That sounds like a recipe for colon-related disaster.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-13-2007, 05:27 PM	#40 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	i bet russian semen is grosser than regular (read: white people) semen.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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