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DDTempest · 12-10-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Can we get like a (0) or a (10)... or maybe even a (5) here?

Is this some Nubblies code that I am not aware of?

Ugly Bastard · 12-10-2008, 05:53 PM

Yes... it's a sarcasm meter

(0) = Being completely serious
(10) = Being completely sarcastic

Ironic Mustache · 12-10-2008, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

This is exactly what I did but actually had sex.

He did too, I was just pointing out the technique.

DDTempest · 12-10-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Yes... it's a sarcasm meter

(0) = Being completely serious
(10) = Being completely sarcastic

Oh in that case its (0) on a sarcasm meter. I [LITERALLY] jerked off two or three times a shift [/LITERALLY]

Ugly Bastard · 12-10-2008, 08:25 PM

Jesus that's unreal. I mean... where would you do it? Weren't there like other employees around and shit?

Mr. Blonde · 12-10-2008, 08:39 PM

I jerked off once in the restroom of a spencer gifts I worked at in highschool. It was...meh

BigDongedHoe · 12-10-2008, 09:05 PM

I jerked off my freshman year of high school into a urinal, didn't really enjoy it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-10-2008, 09:07 PM

I've done it in my Grandma's mouth.

DDTempest · 12-10-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Jesus that's unreal. I mean... where would you do it? Weren't there like other employees around and shit?

On a Friday or Saturday night there would be me and one other busser. We basically just stood around waiting for people to leave and cleared tables. It was far from busy so there was plenty of downtime. I would just go down to the bathroom and rub one out whenever I got bored. Come back, clear a table fill up some water glasses and repeat as necessary. Other employees were so busy doing their jobs they didn't even notice where I was as long as I did my work.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-10-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

On a Friday or Saturday night there would be me and one other busser.

When you started your story out like this you don't want to know where I thought it was going.

Ugly Bastard · 12-10-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

I jerked off my freshman year of high school into a urinal, didn't really enjoy it.

Jerking off in school... honestly one of the few places I've never done it.

DDTempest · 12-10-2008, 10:54 PM

There was a kid at my high school that was caught jerking off in the bathroom a few times. In high school he never heard the end of it. Now, I just wish I had thought of it.

Ironic Mustache · 12-11-2008, 10:18 AM

Did you just say he was caught a few times?

DDTempest · 12-11-2008, 10:51 AM

Yeah the same kid was caught multiple times jerking off in the bathroom by the asst principle. He was the same kid that was pulled from class and forced to shower in middle school ... I am sure he is a healthy well adjusted adult today!

Ironic Mustache · 12-11-2008, 11:16 AM

Right....

Repugnant Abomination · 12-11-2008, 10:38 PM

I don't engage in any sexual activity while operating a motor vehicle. It's unsafe. You should always obey the laws of the road.

Ironic Mustache · 12-12-2008, 12:14 PM

What about being fellated? A little road head goes a long way.

DJ FC · 12-12-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

I don't engage in any sexual activity while operating a motor vehicle. It's unsafe. You should always obey the laws of the road.

I was in a class which point blank asked a State Trooper if getting road head is illegal, and he said that he knew of no driving law which made it illegal and that so long as you were safely driving he didn't think he'd be able to cite you for it...

Ironic Mustache · 12-12-2008, 12:48 PM

Seems to me you'd be breaking an indecent exposure or reckless driving law at least. Who am I to question a state trooper though? Nobody that's who.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-13-2008, 01:22 AM

YOU ARE IRONIC MUSTACHE NEVER FORGET THAT. NEVER.

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2008, 01:37 AM

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE...A HAMPSTER ON A PIANO...EATING POPCORN

Pliedes · 12-16-2008, 04:38 PM

Ugly, do you remember when we worked at Subway, many many years ago? Didn't you pay some guy $50 to jerk off in the mayonnaise? Which was then used on customers food...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-16-2008, 04:41 PM

Please tell me that is not true.

Ugly Bastard · 12-16-2008, 07:57 PM

I really don't remember doing that. And I think I would have remembered something like that. Who knows though...

Rule of thumb for eating at Subway: never order the tuna salad sandwich.

Pliedes · 12-17-2008, 02:16 AM

I may have confused a few pieces of information in that post... not important.

The real lesson is- just because the food is assembled in front of you, that doesn't mean it hasn't been fucked with.

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12-10-2008, 08:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I jerked off once in the restroom of a spencer gifts I worked at in highschool. It was...meh
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-10-2008, 09:05 PM	#32 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I jerked off my freshman year of high school into a urinal, didn't really enjoy it.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-10-2008, 09:07 PM	#33 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I've done it in my Grandma's mouth.
	#YOLO

12-11-2008, 10:18 AM	#38 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Did you just say he was caught a few times?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-10-2008, 05:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yes... it's a sarcasm meter (0) = Being completely serious (10) = Being completely sarcastic

12-10-2008, 08:25 PM	#30 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Jesus that's unreal. I mean... where would you do it? Weren't there like other employees around and shit?

12-10-2008, 10:54 PM	#37 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	There was a kid at my high school that was caught jerking off in the bathroom a few times. In high school he never heard the end of it. Now, I just wish I had thought of it.

12-11-2008, 10:51 AM	#39 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	Yeah the same kid was caught multiple times jerking off in the bathroom by the asst principle. He was the same kid that was pulled from class and forced to shower in middle school ... I am sure he is a healthy well adjusted adult today!

12-11-2008, 11:16 AM	#40 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Right....
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-11-2008, 10:38 PM	#41 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I don't engage in any sexual activity while operating a motor vehicle. It's unsafe. You should always obey the laws of the road.

12-12-2008, 12:14 PM	#42 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	What about being fellated? A little road head goes a long way.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-12-2008, 12:48 PM	#44 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Seems to me you'd be breaking an indecent exposure or reckless driving law at least. Who am I to question a state trooper though? Nobody that's who.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-13-2008, 01:22 AM	#45 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	YOU ARE IRONIC MUSTACHE NEVER FORGET THAT. NEVER.
	#YOLO

12-13-2008, 01:37 AM	#46 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	YOU WILL ALWAYS BE...A HAMPSTER ON A PIANO...EATING POPCORN
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-16-2008, 04:38 PM	#47 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Ugly, do you remember when we worked at Subway, many many years ago? Didn't you pay some guy $50 to jerk off in the mayonnaise? Which was then used on customers food...

12-16-2008, 04:41 PM	#48 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Please tell me that is not true.
	#YOLO

12-16-2008, 07:57 PM	#49 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I really don't remember doing that. And I think I would have remembered something like that. Who knows though... Rule of thumb for eating at Subway: never order the tuna salad sandwich.

12-17-2008, 02:16 AM	#50 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I may have confused a few pieces of information in that post... not important. The real lesson is- just because the food is assembled in front of you, that doesn't mean it hasn't been fucked with.