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04-20-2003, 05:06 AM

...it's seriously been weeks for me. I think something is wrong with me.

St. Anky · 04-21-2003, 08:42 PM

which means on prom night, Niger's going to last 2 min. Eh... better make it 1 and a half.

Niger Angelus · 04-22-2003, 12:29 AM

Well, you bring up a good point Ankers. However; I am sure if I save up, that means there is a lot more to go, multiple times. Am I correct?

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2003, 12:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Well, you bring up a good point Ankers. However; I am sure if I save up, that means there is a lot more to go, multiple times. Am I correct?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, you're incorrect.

Well, you're not 100% incorrect, but from my self-experiments, I've discovered that even if you save-up for a long time, once you blow it, that's about it. Sure, you might be able to pull a doubleheader a little easier, but not as easy as you'd think.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 04-22-2003, 12:45 AM

That is what I was thinking, the doubleheader; actually, I was going for an all-day tourney. That, my friends, is what I am striving for. so shoud I just invest in some Pete North pils?

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2003, 12:51 AM

Pete North is a fraud.

You should invest in some Dirk Diggler pills if you really wish to pull the all-day tourney.

However Niger: One might suggest that the best thing you could do for yourself is blow your load, quit living the dream that you're going to get some on prom night, and go about your life pretending this never happened.

G'day

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 04-22-2003, 01:00 AM

Ahh, UB; you are correct. I should stop living the dream, but, I really wanted to; to just try to fathom the possbilities of...ok...I so anyone know of any good porn out there for me to download?

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2003, 01:03 AM

Go here child. It's the best porn on the internet. Streaming videos and all.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 04-22-2003, 01:10 AM

Thank you Lord Bastard.
O wait wait, I am not on a broadband connection, what ever shall I do sir?

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2003, 01:15 AM

You shall click on "Sincity Movies" in the "Video Streams" section. It is sorta close to the bottom. Pick out a good lesbian flick, and give it a few minutes to load, and you're in like flint.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 04-22-2003, 01:19 AM

O thank you, thank you. I owe you so much.

05-05-2003, 02:56 PM

On April 14th I made my post in this topic concerning the demise of my self-sex drive. It is now May 5th and I think there have only been about 1 exception to the lack thereof since then...

But as Bob Dylan said, "The times they are a' changin'..."

Ugly Bastard · 05-05-2003, 05:13 PM

pliedes-

Are you suggesting that you have only caressed the dowel one time in the past three weeks? If so, that's incredible. However, if you are getting outside assistance, I would say that your claim is not as daunting.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 05-06-2003, 12:49 AM

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,yeah man cool.

I have one complaint about outside help, why cant it always be consistent? I mean, streaks of lots of help, then none. It just doenst work that way. Someone tell those outside assisters that.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited May 05, 2003).]

05-07-2003, 01:39 AM

That is not what I was implying, I was just saying, I think this streak may not last...

Titan · 05-07-2003, 12:07 PM

Dear outside assisters:

It has come to our attention that we've reached problematic grounds. Through a bit of research involving sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have come to an easy soultion. Please be considerate of our manhood(s) and give us assistance on a regular basis like that of an organized secretary, not a befuddled janitor. Thank you.

-Titan Treef***er

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 07, 2003).]

05-08-2003, 02:12 PM

A secretary is not a toy, no my boy, not a toy.

Titan · 05-08-2003, 02:39 PM

Not even to fondle and dandle and playfully handle?

ninjaface · 05-22-2003, 12:58 AM

I have not masturbated in 5 days.

Ugly Bastard · 05-22-2003, 01:07 AM

I hadn't done it for seven as of yesterday afternoon. But I came home to an empty house on my lunch break yesterday, and let's just say the streak is over.

Damn cable internet...

-Ugly Bastard

05-22-2003, 01:49 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:

Damn cable internet...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wish I felt your pain (fast internet connections; just to clarify so ya'll don't get any vaguely erotic ideas...).

Sacrificial_llama · 05-22-2003, 06:21 PM

I am so glad I don't have a penis ... it's too much work to masturbate all of the time.

victim · 05-23-2003, 12:21 AM

I think Sacrificial Llama just proved a very interesting point: Pirates don't have penises...

05-23-2003, 01:01 AM

It should be noted that all females on the board bearing the emblem of Pirate and Ninja are simply expressing their desire, not an actual affiliation. I'm sure you recall the precedent set in the Nirate thread...

Niger Angelus · 05-23-2003, 01:16 AM

I have not had to Flog the Molly for about 3 monthes. Life is getting boring.

04-20-2003, 05:06 AM	#51 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	...it's seriously been weeks for me. I think something is wrong with me.
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05-05-2003, 02:56 PM	#62 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	On April 14th I made my post in this topic concerning the demise of my self-sex drive. It is now May 5th and I think there have only been about 1 exception to the lack thereof since then... But as Bob Dylan said, "The times they are a' changin'..."
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

05-07-2003, 01:39 AM	#65 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	That is not what I was implying, I was just saying, I think this streak may not last...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

05-08-2003, 02:12 PM	#67 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	A secretary is not a toy, no my boy, not a toy.
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05-22-2003, 01:49 AM	#71 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard: Damn cable internet... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wish I felt your pain (fast internet connections; just to clarify so ya'll don't get any vaguely erotic ideas...).
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04-21-2003, 08:42 PM	#52 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	which means on prom night, Niger's going to last 2 min. Eh... better make it 1 and a half.

04-22-2003, 12:29 AM	#53 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well, you bring up a good point Ankers. However; I am sure if I save up, that means there is a lot more to go, multiple times. Am I correct?

04-22-2003, 12:31 AM	#54 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Niger Angelus: Well, you bring up a good point Ankers. However; I am sure if I save up, that means there is a lot more to go, multiple times. Am I correct?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, you're incorrect. Well, you're not 100% incorrect, but from my self-experiments, I've discovered that even if you save-up for a long time, once you blow it, that's about it. Sure, you might be able to pull a doubleheader a little easier, but not as easy as you'd think. -Ugly Bastard

04-22-2003, 12:45 AM	#55 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	That is what I was thinking, the doubleheader; actually, I was going for an all-day tourney. That, my friends, is what I am striving for. so shoud I just invest in some Pete North pils?

04-22-2003, 12:51 AM	#56 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Pete North is a fraud. You should invest in some Dirk Diggler pills if you really wish to pull the all-day tourney. However Niger: One might suggest that the best thing you could do for yourself is blow your load, quit living the dream that you're going to get some on prom night, and go about your life pretending this never happened. G'day -Ugly Bastard

04-22-2003, 01:00 AM	#57 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Ahh, UB; you are correct. I should stop living the dream, but, I really wanted to; to just try to fathom the possbilities of...ok...I so anyone know of any good porn out there for me to download?

04-22-2003, 01:03 AM	#58 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Go here child. It's the best porn on the internet. Streaming videos and all. -Ugly Bastard

04-22-2003, 01:10 AM	#59 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Thank you Lord Bastard. O wait wait, I am not on a broadband connection, what ever shall I do sir?

04-22-2003, 01:15 AM	#60 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You shall click on "Sincity Movies" in the "Video Streams" section. It is sorta close to the bottom. Pick out a good lesbian flick, and give it a few minutes to load, and you're in like flint. -Ugly Bastard

04-22-2003, 01:19 AM	#61 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	O thank you, thank you. I owe you so much.

05-05-2003, 05:13 PM	#63 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	pliedes- Are you suggesting that you have only caressed the dowel one time in the past three weeks? If so, that's incredible. However, if you are getting outside assistance, I would say that your claim is not as daunting. -Ugly Bastard

05-06-2003, 12:49 AM	#64 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,yeah man cool. I have one complaint about outside help, why cant it always be consistent? I mean, streaks of lots of help, then none. It just doenst work that way. Someone tell those outside assisters that. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited May 05, 2003).]

05-07-2003, 12:07 PM	#66 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Dear outside assisters: It has come to our attention that we've reached problematic grounds. Through a bit of research involving sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have come to an easy soultion. Please be considerate of our manhood(s) and give us assistance on a regular basis like that of an organized secretary, not a befuddled janitor. Thank you. -Titan Treef***er [This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 07, 2003).]

05-08-2003, 02:39 PM	#68 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Not even to fondle and dandle and playfully handle?

05-22-2003, 12:58 AM	#69 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I have not masturbated in 5 days.

05-22-2003, 01:07 AM	#70 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I hadn't done it for seven as of yesterday afternoon. But I came home to an empty house on my lunch break yesterday, and let's just say the streak is over. Damn cable internet... -Ugly Bastard

05-22-2003, 06:21 PM	#72 (permalink)
Sacrificial_llama Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 10 Internets: 10	I am so glad I don't have a penis ... it's too much work to masturbate all of the time.

05-23-2003, 12:21 AM	#73 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	I think Sacrificial Llama just proved a very interesting point: Pirates don't have penises...

05-23-2003, 01:01 AM	#74 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	It should be noted that all females on the board bearing the emblem of Pirate and Ninja are simply expressing their desire, not an actual affiliation. I'm sure you recall the precedent set in the Nirate thread...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

05-23-2003, 01:16 AM	#75 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I have not had to Flog the Molly for about 3 monthes. Life is getting boring.