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Saint DH · 03-18-2005, 03:14 PM

Here's how you can help it. Stop being such a fucking pussy and suck it up and do your fucking job.

underwater · 03-18-2005, 03:52 PM

I'm in Customer Service. My job requires answering the phone all day long, and helping customers in the store.

How the fuck am I supposed to do that when I can't talk worth a shit?

And I'm sure my coworkers would just love it if I gave them all Bronchitis.

Saint DH · 03-18-2005, 04:24 PM

Are you sure it's bronchitis and not pussitis?

Niger Angelus · 03-18-2005, 07:34 PM

I was drinking last night, I was drinking on the way home last night, I out drank everyone last night, and I was still the one who had to drive to Taco Bell. :-\

fancymeghan · 03-19-2005, 04:46 AM

i wish drinking fountains contained not water, but beer.

Niger Angelus · 03-19-2005, 05:49 AM

I wanted soda pop ones when I was younger.

AcTivE · 03-19-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fancymeghan:
i wish drinking fountains contained not water, but beer.

The new ones do! Check out the brick Lowes that's on the way back from Indy...not sure which city. It's near the back.

silver and cold · 03-20-2005, 04:57 PM

I slept eleven and a half hours and I'm still tired.

Niger Angelus · 03-21-2005, 12:39 AM

I did it on my buddies counter, toilet seat and in his shower last night... sorry man, I couldn't help it. I was hard up. Besides, its not like we made a mess or anything.

underwater · 03-21-2005, 12:59 AM

Wait. Did it with the girl I know?

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2005, 01:01 AM

I would venture to guess his girlfriend.

AcTivE · 03-21-2005, 03:09 AM

I failed at life.

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2005, 03:14 AM

AcTivE · 03-21-2005, 03:42 AM

but that does not mean the love of Jesus can not be reborn into me, saving me again from life.

[ March 21, 2005, 12:43 AM: Message edited by: AcTivE ]

Niger Angelus · 03-21-2005, 03:46 AM

I forgot that underwater knows who my girlfriend is, so ask her this...shhh...please. And yes, her, I don't stand for cheating, if you cheat on someone you should be shot in the shin.

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2005, 03:47 AM

knee*

Orgazmo · 03-21-2005, 03:48 AM

ballsack*

tonguegina · 03-21-2005, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
ballsack*

What if it's a cheating woman?

Niger Angelus · 03-21-2005, 03:52 AM

Yeah...good call.

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2005, 03:56 AM

I say stick with the knee. Knee and abdomen are the most painful places to be shot

[ March 21, 2005, 12:56 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

tonguegina · 03-21-2005, 03:57 AM

My mom got shot in both the knee and the abdomen. She said it hurt more when she was shot in the abdomen.

Orgazmo · 03-21-2005, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Orgazmo:
ballsack*

What if it's a cheating woman?</font>[/quote]
Face.

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2005, 04:19 AM

Ovaries. Shoot her right in the ovaries. Right in the babymaker, straight shot.

AcTivE · 03-21-2005, 04:22 AM

Agreed. Would help get the cheating genes out of people.

underwater · 03-22-2005, 02:08 AM

Ugh. Niger, you corrupt everybody, don't you?

She was such a nice girl...

SCotD: I had a good day today.

SCotD2: I went to talk to an old friend, hoping to ask her if she wants to hang out again. She wasn't there, but I'm glad that I'm doing something for myself, rather than for somebody else.

03-18-2005, 03:52 PM	#927 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	I'm in Customer Service. My job requires answering the phone all day long, and helping customers in the store. How the fuck am I supposed to do that when I can't talk worth a shit? And I'm sure my coworkers would just love it if I gave them all Bronchitis.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-18-2005, 07:34 PM	#929 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I was drinking last night, I was drinking on the way home last night, I out drank everyone last night, and I was still the one who had to drive to Taco Bell. :-\
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-19-2005, 05:49 AM	#931 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I wanted soda pop ones when I was younger.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-20-2005, 04:57 PM	#933 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	I slept eleven and a half hours and I'm still tired.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

03-21-2005, 12:39 AM	#934 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I did it on my buddies counter, toilet seat and in his shower last night... sorry man, I couldn't help it. I was hard up. Besides, its not like we made a mess or anything.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-18-2005, 03:14 PM	#926 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Here's how you can help it. Stop being such a fucking pussy and suck it up and do your fucking job.

03-18-2005, 04:24 PM	#928 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Are you sure it's bronchitis and not pussitis?

03-19-2005, 04:46 AM	#930 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	i wish drinking fountains contained not water, but beer.

03-21-2005, 12:59 AM	#935 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Wait. Did it with the girl I know?
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-21-2005, 01:01 AM	#936 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I would venture to guess his girlfriend.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-21-2005, 03:09 AM	#937 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I failed at life.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

03-21-2005, 03:14 AM	#938 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	ha
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-21-2005, 03:42 AM	#939 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	but that does not mean the love of Jesus can not be reborn into me, saving me again from life. [ March 21, 2005, 12:43 AM: Message edited by: AcTivE ]
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

03-21-2005, 03:46 AM	#940 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I forgot that underwater knows who my girlfriend is, so ask her this...shhh...please. And yes, her, I don't stand for cheating, if you cheat on someone you should be shot in the shin.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-21-2005, 03:47 AM	#941 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	knee*
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-21-2005, 03:48 AM	#942 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	ballsack*

03-21-2005, 03:52 AM	#944 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah...good call.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-21-2005, 03:56 AM	#945 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I say stick with the knee. Knee and abdomen are the most painful places to be shot [ March 21, 2005, 12:56 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-21-2005, 03:57 AM	#946 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	My mom got shot in both the knee and the abdomen. She said it hurt more when she was shot in the abdomen.

03-21-2005, 04:19 AM	#948 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Ovaries. Shoot her right in the ovaries. Right in the babymaker, straight shot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-21-2005, 04:22 AM	#949 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Agreed. Would help get the cheating genes out of people.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

03-22-2005, 02:08 AM	#950 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Ugh. Niger, you corrupt everybody, don't you? She was such a nice girl... SCotD: I had a good day today. SCotD2: I went to talk to an old friend, hoping to ask her if she wants to hang out again. She wasn't there, but I'm glad that I'm doing something for myself, rather than for somebody else.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.