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the Butcher · 03-06-2005, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
This is just wrong:

-Ugly Bastard

you wanna know the funny part? i bet she thinks she's overweight.

Ugly Bastard · 03-06-2005, 05:27 PM

She probably weighs a good 135 (in the breasts).

-Ugly Bastard

silver and cold · 03-06-2005, 06:18 PM

Damn, and I thought I was too skinny.

the Butcher · 03-06-2005, 06:43 PM

don't fool yourself silver...girls are all overweight. if you think you're too skinny, you're probably just convincing yourself that. in fact, i'd be willing to say that you weigh too much. too much so that you need to start cutting fat off of your bones to make yourself skinny like that hottie in the picture above.

sim_flex_x · 03-09-2005, 04:52 AM

there's such a great relief that comes with finishing a paper. Now I can slack off for the rest of the week!

AcTivE · 03-09-2005, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sim_flex_x:
there's such a great relief that comes with finishing a paper. Now I can slack off for the rest of the week!

amen to that.

MAGICLIT · 03-09-2005, 02:41 PM

when a problem cums along you must whip it, whip it good

farawayfromhere · 03-11-2005, 04:56 PM

okay, so the last 3 fortune cookies I've had have said the same thing. I'm starting to lose faith in my little foriegn friends.

Niger Angelus · 03-11-2005, 05:21 PM

Yeah, me too.

underwater · 03-18-2005, 01:03 PM

It's been one year.

Damn.

Niger Angelus · 03-18-2005, 08:04 PM

It is almost spring, and almost time for those drives again. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mr. Blonde · 03-19-2005, 01:19 AM

sex drives?

Mr. Blonde · 03-19-2005, 04:06 AM

My roommates were just playing the song 'Lapdance' by N.E.R.D., and I never even thought of how dirty and fucking hilarious the line "And I dare a mother-fucker to come in my face" is.

ahahahahahahahahah

fancymeghan · 03-19-2005, 04:50 AM

sometimes all we should have in the world is sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

it would definitely calm some fuckers down.

tonguegina · 03-21-2005, 04:08 AM

I know this is technically impossible, but if a child without a father is a bastard, is a child without a mother a bitch?

AcTivE · 03-21-2005, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I know this is technically impossible, but if a child without a father is a bastard, is a child without a mother a bitch?

No it's not, not possible.

sim_flex_x · 03-22-2005, 01:17 AM

my eyelid has been twitching off and on since yesterday morning

Ugly Bastard · 03-22-2005, 01:54 AM

Same here, but only my bicep. Very annoying.

-Ugly Bastard

fancymeghan · 03-22-2005, 02:49 AM

my roommate has never had oatmeal...

sim_flex_x · 03-22-2005, 04:09 AM

neither have I

Mr. Blonde · 03-22-2005, 04:12 AM

wtf people. you live in Indiana for christs sake

Ugly Bastard · 03-22-2005, 04:25 AM

Oatmeal's good. When you're ready to try it, buy a box with some Strawberries and Cream flavored in it.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-22-2005, 04:26 AM

That's an awful recommendation. A first oatmealing should be done with nothing more than simple brown sugar.

Ugly Bastard · 03-22-2005, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
<s>That's an awful recommendation. A first oatmealing should be done with nothing more than simple brown sugar</s> .

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-22-2005, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
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-Ugly Bastard</font>[/quote]

03-06-2005, 06:18 PM	#1003 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Damn, and I thought I was too skinny.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

03-06-2005, 06:43 PM	#1004 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	don't fool yourself silver...girls are all overweight. if you think you're too skinny, you're probably just convincing yourself that. in fact, i'd be willing to say that you weigh too much. too much so that you need to start cutting fat off of your bones to make yourself skinny like that hottie in the picture above.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

03-09-2005, 02:41 PM	#1007 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	when a problem cums along you must whip it, whip it good
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-11-2005, 04:56 PM	#1008 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	okay, so the last 3 fortune cookies I've had have said the same thing. I'm starting to lose faith in my little foriegn friends.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-11-2005, 05:21 PM	#1009 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, me too.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-06-2005, 05:27 PM	#1002 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	She probably weighs a good 135 (in the breasts). -Ugly Bastard

03-09-2005, 04:52 AM	#1005 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	there's such a great relief that comes with finishing a paper. Now I can slack off for the rest of the week!

03-18-2005, 01:03 PM	#1010 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	It's been one year. Damn.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-18-2005, 08:04 PM	#1011 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	It is almost spring, and almost time for those drives again. [img]smile.gif[/img]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-19-2005, 01:19 AM	#1012 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	sex drives?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-19-2005, 04:06 AM	#1013 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	My roommates were just playing the song 'Lapdance' by N.E.R.D., and I never even thought of how dirty and fucking hilarious the line "And I dare a mother-fucker to come in my face" is. ahahahahahahahahah
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-19-2005, 04:50 AM	#1014 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	sometimes all we should have in the world is sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. it would definitely calm some fuckers down.

03-21-2005, 04:08 AM	#1015 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I know this is technically impossible, but if a child without a father is a bastard, is a child without a mother a bitch?

03-22-2005, 01:17 AM	#1017 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	my eyelid has been twitching off and on since yesterday morning

03-22-2005, 01:54 AM	#1018 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Same here, but only my bicep. Very annoying. -Ugly Bastard

03-22-2005, 02:49 AM	#1019 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	my roommate has never had oatmeal...

03-22-2005, 04:09 AM	#1020 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	neither have I

03-22-2005, 04:12 AM	#1021 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	wtf people. you live in Indiana for christs sake
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-22-2005, 04:25 AM	#1022 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oatmeal's good. When you're ready to try it, buy a box with some Strawberries and Cream flavored in it. -Ugly Bastard

03-22-2005, 04:26 AM	#1023 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	That's an awful recommendation. A first oatmealing should be done with nothing more than simple brown sugar.