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victim · 11-18-2003, 12:33 AM

Did I ever say I'd contribute $10?

Titan · 11-18-2003, 01:55 AM

Well you're not on the list as of yet.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2003, 04:13 AM

F3lix-

Why don't you tell us what happened tonight when you and Orgazmo played in a poker tournament.

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 11-18-2003, 04:33 AM

I was quickly eliminated by the winning player...I would like to publically challenge to Orgazmo to a 1 v 1 match, since he bailed out of all the pots I went in on tonight.

Orgazmo · 11-18-2003, 12:53 PM

Are you sure you don't want to stick to all-time dealer? You looked like you were in your niche there.

Of course your challenge is accepted. I always accept cash donations.

f3lix · 11-18-2003, 02:46 PM

Would you like to be humiliated publically or privately?

Orgazmo · 11-18-2003, 04:42 PM

It doesn't matter how we do it, Fthreelix. If it's in private, you're going to have a long, red mark across your forehead from being hoagie slapped...so people are going to know what happened anyway.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2003, 05:42 PM

Proposal:

To-fucking-night. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. $10. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes.

Winner takes everything.

Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

Room 309

Dealer: Ugly Bastard

Time: 9:00

Will this be done?

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 11-18-2003, 05:48 PM

Tonight...tonight is no good. Perhaps the thursday or friday that fthreelix spoke of earlier...or even the weekend. Not tonight.

f3lix · 11-18-2003, 05:50 PM

Night class tonight...no good...but the thursday offer after 7 pm sounds good...or friday...whenever Orgizzmo wants to hand me his wallet.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2003, 05:52 PM

Proposal:

Thurs-fucking-day. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. $10. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes.

Winner takes everything.

Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

Room 309

Dealer: Ugly Bastard

Time: 9:00

Will this be done?

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 11-18-2003, 05:54 PM

Isn't that Orgizzmo's nightly whackoff time? I'm in if he can keep his hands off himself for the 20 minutes it will take.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
Isn't that Orgizzmo's nightly whackoff time?

Is it? (Do you accept?)

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 11-18-2003, 06:00 PM

I don't know anything about any 'Orgizzmo'. If that is his nightly whackoff time, I can imagine that it would work out nicely for you (me saying that I'm not playing tonight...thus your ability to spy on this character which you speak of).

f3lix · 11-18-2003, 06:07 PM

so can you avoid touching yourself for an hour and make this event happen?

Orgazmo · 11-18-2003, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Tonight...tonight is no good. Perhaps the thursday or friday that fthreelix spoke of earlier...or even the weekend. Not tonight.

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I don't know anything about any 'Orgizzmo'. If that is his nightly whackoff time, I can imagine that it would work out nicely for you (me saying that I'm not playing tonight...thus your ability to spy on this character which you speak of).

Clear the semen from your eyes.

Ugly Bastard · 11-18-2003, 06:16 PM

[powertrip]Ladies, are you going to fucking accept the Thursday night proposal. I think F3lix already has, but I'm not sure, 'cause I don't understand half of his posts...so please someone, stop talking about semen and masturbating, and start talking poker...shit, I've lost control.[/powertrip]

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 11-18-2003, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Proposal:

Thurs-fucking-day. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. $10. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes.

Winner takes everything.

Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

Room 309

Dealer: Ugly Bastard

Time: 9:00

Will this be done?

-Ugly Bastard

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
Isn't that Orgizzmo's nightly whackoff time? I'm in if he can keep his hands off himself for the 20 minutes it will take.

Take the cock out of you mouth and have your mommy read those posts so you can understand what the words mean. Do you accept Thursday night?

Orgazmo · 11-18-2003, 06:22 PM

Flllix

I have tentative plans for thursday which far outweigh taking candy from a child. If they don't happen, then yes, I'll play banker with you, otherwise...no.

Ugly Bastard · 11-21-2003, 01:45 PM

Tonight. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. 10:00. $10. Each player gets $20 worth of starting chips. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes.

Winner takes everything.

Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

Room 309

Dealer: Ugly Bastard

Time: 10:00

It's on. All are welcome to attend.

-Ugly Bastard

[ November 21, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Titan · 11-21-2003, 05:14 PM

So what percentage of the proceeds are going to the sticker fund?

f3lix · 11-21-2003, 05:23 PM

If I win, I'll donate Gizz's $10 to the stickers

Trout Sniffer · 11-21-2003, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
I'll give you $10 next time we play poker and i win...

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Felix, you basically just said, "I'll never donate a cent to your cause you filthy bastard."

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
If I win, I'll donate Gizz's $10 to the stickers

So why don't we just refer back to Orgazmo's post and we all know you're never going to give any money to the sticker fund. Thank you, and have a good night (even though you're going to be out $10).

Oh, and one other thing, I'll give anybody 2 to 1 odds on f3lix.

Pliedes · 11-21-2003, 09:24 PM

Can we televise this event?

Orgazmo · 11-21-2003, 09:30 PM

Probably not...but, if we could, I'd consent.

11-18-2003, 12:33 AM	#101 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Did I ever say I'd contribute $10?
	get off my internet!!!

11-18-2003, 01:55 AM	#102 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Well you're not on the list as of yet.
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-21-2003, 05:14 PM	#121 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	So what percentage of the proceeds are going to the sticker fund?
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-18-2003, 04:13 AM	#103 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	F3lix- Why don't you tell us what happened tonight when you and Orgazmo played in a poker tournament. -Ugly Bastard

11-18-2003, 04:33 AM	#104 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I was quickly eliminated by the winning player...I would like to publically challenge to Orgazmo to a 1 v 1 match, since he bailed out of all the pots I went in on tonight.

11-18-2003, 12:53 PM	#105 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Are you sure you don't want to stick to all-time dealer? You looked like you were in your niche there. Of course your challenge is accepted. I always accept cash donations.

11-18-2003, 02:46 PM	#106 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Would you like to be humiliated publically or privately?

11-18-2003, 04:42 PM	#107 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	It doesn't matter how we do it, Fthreelix. If it's in private, you're going to have a long, red mark across your forehead from being hoagie slapped...so people are going to know what happened anyway.

11-18-2003, 05:42 PM	#108 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Proposal: To-fucking-night. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. $10. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes. Winner takes everything. Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever. Room 309 Dealer: Ugly Bastard Time: 9:00 Will this be done? -Ugly Bastard

11-18-2003, 05:48 PM	#109 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Tonight...tonight is no good. Perhaps the thursday or friday that fthreelix spoke of earlier...or even the weekend. Not tonight.

11-18-2003, 05:50 PM	#110 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Night class tonight...no good...but the thursday offer after 7 pm sounds good...or friday...whenever Orgizzmo wants to hand me his wallet.

11-18-2003, 05:52 PM	#111 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Proposal: Thurs-fucking-day. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. $10. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes. Winner takes everything. Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever. Room 309 Dealer: Ugly Bastard Time: 9:00 Will this be done? -Ugly Bastard

11-18-2003, 05:54 PM	#112 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Isn't that Orgizzmo's nightly whackoff time? I'm in if he can keep his hands off himself for the 20 minutes it will take.

11-18-2003, 06:00 PM	#114 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I don't know anything about any 'Orgizzmo'. If that is his nightly whackoff time, I can imagine that it would work out nicely for you (me saying that I'm not playing tonight...thus your ability to spy on this character which you speak of).

11-18-2003, 06:07 PM	#115 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	so can you avoid touching yourself for an hour and make this event happen?

11-18-2003, 06:16 PM	#117 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	[powertrip]Ladies, are you going to fucking accept the Thursday night proposal. I think F3lix already has, but I'm not sure, 'cause I don't understand half of his posts...so please someone, stop talking about semen and masturbating, and start talking poker...shit, I've lost control.[/powertrip] -Ugly Bastard

11-18-2003, 06:22 PM	#119 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Flllix I have tentative plans for thursday which far outweigh taking candy from a child. If they don't happen, then yes, I'll play banker with you, otherwise...no.

11-21-2003, 01:45 PM	#120 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Tonight. Orgazmo vs. F3lix heads up. 10:00. $10. Each player gets $20 worth of starting chips. $.20/$.40 blinds. $.50/$1 after 20 minutes, then $1/$2 after 40 minutes. Winner takes everything. Loser gets on Nubblies immediately afterwards and admits that the other player is a better poker player, without a hint of sarcasm whatsoever. Room 309 Dealer: Ugly Bastard Time: 10:00 It's on. All are welcome to attend. -Ugly Bastard [ November 21, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

11-21-2003, 05:23 PM	#122 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	If I win, I'll donate Gizz's $10 to the stickers

11-21-2003, 09:24 PM	#124 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Can we televise this event?

11-21-2003, 09:30 PM	#125 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Probably not...but, if we could, I'd consent.