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Niger Angelus · 01-29-2005, 05:40 AM

Shot of Whiskey in a Pint of Guinness?

01-29-2005, 05:43 AM

Close, shot of whiskey plus a shot of Balies Irish Cream

Man oh man, I swear it tastes like drinking chocolate milk, the kind that really gets you fucked up in a hurry!

Niger Angelus · 01-29-2005, 05:51 AM

MMM, I like Bailey's. I will have to try that sometime.

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2005, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Close, shot of whiskey plus a shot of Balies Irish Cream

Man oh man, I swear it tastes like drinking chocolate milk, the kind that really gets you fucked up in a hurry!

I'll bet, that's like a shot and a half of whiskey anyways.

Niger Angelus · 01-31-2005, 04:46 AM

>>>take a look at me now
The Postal Service - Against all Odds

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 03:12 PM

Yes but have you tried the Secret Blue Concocktion?

One part blue wackadoo kool-aid, one part Bacardi 151, one part pure evil, and one part nitro glycerin. It’s all I drink these days.

Calamity Jane · 01-31-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
>>>take a look at me now
The Postal Service - Against all Odds

AWESOME song!!

underwater · 01-31-2005, 06:40 PM

i'm sorry but i have to butt into this thread and just say that niger makes a good point in saying that all the triceratops are DEAD. if they're so fucking badass, gaz, why aren't they still alive?

i'm going for the secret blue cock on this one. it was a clear decision.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
i'm sorry but i have to butt into this thread and just say that niger makes a good point in saying that all the triceratops are DEAD. if they're so fucking badass, gaz, why aren't they still alive?

Point, set, match.

Orgazmo · 01-31-2005, 07:08 PM

All of the Triceratops are dead BECAUSE they're such badasses. You see, when you're a huge badass...you kill everything in sight. It's common sense. The Triceratops were no exception to this rule. They killed all of the other animals on the planet. Once that was finished, they started organizing mass streetfights to the death amongst themselves. Pretty soon, only one Triceratops was left. He was the most badass of all the badasses. Unfortunately, even the most badass die of old age and, after thousands of years of living alone on earth, he did just that.

In the end, I guess you could say that Triceratops are dead because...they're just too badass to be alive.

underwater · 01-31-2005, 07:22 PM

i have one question.

will the secret blue cock die of old age? i was under the impression that it was immortal.

if this is true, then it is clearly the victor. i'm sorry that your fairy triceratopseses were cursed with mortality. that's kind of unfortunate.

Orgazmo · 01-31-2005, 07:34 PM

The SBC is very mortal.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 07:40 PM

So it seems you have an answer for everything... Exept THIS:

Photo documentation of the SBC murdering in cold blood, the very last of the triceratopses. The truth must be told.

[ January 31, 2005, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

01-31-2005, 07:54 PM

You dumbass, that was a SBC dressed up as a Triceratops because he was jealous.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 08:14 PM

You're leaving out part of the story. This picture was taken immediately after the one you posted. It clearly shows that it was in fact a triceratops dressed as a secret blue cock dressed as a triceratops.

[ January 31, 2005, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

01-31-2005, 08:18 PM

No way man, that's the worst photoshopping ive ever seen.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 08:19 PM

That picture is completely undoctored. I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-31-2005, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
All of the Triceratops are dead BECAUSE they're such badasses. You see, when you're a huge badass...you kill everything in sight. It's common sense. The Triceratops were no exception to this rule. They killed all of the other animals on the planet. Once that was finished, they started organizing mass streetfights to the death amongst themselves. Pretty soon, only one Triceratops was left. He was the most badass of all the badasses. Unfortunately, even the most badass die of old age and, after thousands of years of living alone on earth, he did just that.

In the end, I guess you could say that Triceratops are dead because...they're just too badass to be alive.

They sound pretty fucking stupid to me.

Ironics last picture must be true because FC's doesn't make sense, because in the picture there are two secret blue cocks. Therefore, FC is lying. You liar!

01-31-2005, 08:52 PM

Nope, it was actually the SBC killing the BOBC, wearing a Triceratops costume (sorry for the typo).

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 09:03 PM

No, no, no.

It was the SBC killing a triceratops, wearing a BOBC costume, that was dressed like a triceratops. It was a very intricate plan.

01-31-2005, 09:04 PM

I'm really sick of your pathetic bullshit. Your photoshopping skils are mediocre at best, about par with your lying ability.

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2005, 09:07 PM

Watch what you say... I'm prepared to die for this cause, are you?

Saint DH · 01-31-2005, 10:35 PM

The real reason all the Triceratops died is because they are all victims of erectile disfunction. Their horns might have been erect, but their penises were as limp as a wet noodle. They couldn't reproduce, so the limpies all died out. It's really a sad story, if only viagra was around back then...

[ January 31, 2005, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-31-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Nope, it was actually the SBC killing the BOBC, wearing a Triceratops costume (sorry for the typo).

I think I know a secret blue cock when I see one, thank you very much!

Fruitacious B · 01-31-2005, 11:53 PM

Cost to see the skeleton of a shitty triceratops < SBC Market Cap of$78.77 Billion

I may be off on my stats, and some may make the point that the stocks for SBC are down as of late, it nonetheless shows that the SBC has much more power than any triceratops ever did.

Oh, and the triceratops is a fucking vegetarian, really badass I must say.

The Secret Blue Cock is much much more badass.

01-29-2005, 05:40 AM	#101 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Shot of Whiskey in a Pint of Guinness?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-29-2005, 05:43 AM	#102 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Close, shot of whiskey plus a shot of Balies Irish Cream Man oh man, I swear it tastes like drinking chocolate milk, the kind that really gets you fucked up in a hurry!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-29-2005, 05:51 AM	#103 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	MMM, I like Bailey's. I will have to try that sometime.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-31-2005, 04:46 AM	#105 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	>>>take a look at me now The Postal Service - Against all Odds
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-31-2005, 03:12 PM	#106 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yes but have you tried the Secret Blue Concocktion? One part blue wackadoo kool-aid, one part Bacardi 151, one part pure evil, and one part nitro glycerin. It’s all I drink these days.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 06:40 PM	#108 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i'm sorry but i have to butt into this thread and just say that niger makes a good point in saying that all the triceratops are DEAD. if they're so fucking badass, gaz, why aren't they still alive? i'm going for the secret blue cock on this one. it was a clear decision.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

01-31-2005, 07:08 PM	#110 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	All of the Triceratops are dead BECAUSE they're such badasses. You see, when you're a huge badass...you kill everything in sight. It's common sense. The Triceratops were no exception to this rule. They killed all of the other animals on the planet. Once that was finished, they started organizing mass streetfights to the death amongst themselves. Pretty soon, only one Triceratops was left. He was the most badass of all the badasses. Unfortunately, even the most badass die of old age and, after thousands of years of living alone on earth, he did just that. In the end, I guess you could say that Triceratops are dead because...they're just too badass to be alive.

01-31-2005, 07:22 PM	#111 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i have one question. will the secret blue cock die of old age? i was under the impression that it was immortal. if this is true, then it is clearly the victor. i'm sorry that your fairy triceratopseses were cursed with mortality. that's kind of unfortunate.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

01-31-2005, 07:34 PM	#112 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The SBC is very mortal.

01-31-2005, 07:40 PM	#113 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	So it seems you have an answer for everything... Exept THIS: Photo documentation of the SBC murdering in cold blood, the very last of the triceratopses. The truth must be told. [ January 31, 2005, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 07:54 PM	#114 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	You dumbass, that was a SBC dressed up as a Triceratops because he was jealous.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 08:14 PM	#115 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You're leaving out part of the story. This picture was taken immediately after the one you posted. It clearly shows that it was in fact a triceratops dressed as a secret blue cock dressed as a triceratops. [ January 31, 2005, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 08:18 PM	#116 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	No way man, that's the worst photoshopping ive ever seen.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 08:19 PM	#117 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That picture is completely undoctored. I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 08:52 PM	#119 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Nope, it was actually the SBC killing the BOBC, wearing a Triceratops costume (sorry for the typo).
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 09:03 PM	#120 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No, no, no. It was the SBC killing a triceratops, wearing a BOBC costume, that was dressed like a triceratops. It was a very intricate plan.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 09:04 PM	#121 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I'm really sick of your pathetic bullshit. Your photoshopping skils are mediocre at best, about par with your lying ability.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 09:07 PM	#122 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Watch what you say... I'm prepared to die for this cause, are you?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-31-2005, 10:35 PM	#123 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	The real reason all the Triceratops died is because they are all victims of erectile disfunction. Their horns might have been erect, but their penises were as limp as a wet noodle. They couldn't reproduce, so the limpies all died out. It's really a sad story, if only viagra was around back then... [ January 31, 2005, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

01-31-2005, 11:53 PM	#125 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Cost to see the skeleton of a shitty triceratops < SBC Market Cap of$78.77 Billion I may be off on my stats, and some may make the point that the stocks for SBC are down as of late, it nonetheless shows that the SBC has much more power than any triceratops ever did. Oh, and the triceratops is a fucking vegetarian, really badass I must say. The Secret Blue Cock is much much more badass.
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