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faggotforlife · 10-27-2003, 02:48 AM

say... i approached you one romantic evening and decided to slip your pants off. say then.. that i proceeded to stick my smooth weiner inside of your bloody butthole. what would you do? because i think that it would be best for the both of us. you can experience a whole new world, trust me i know

so, what would you say? do you let me rape you or no?

Orgazmo · 10-27-2003, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by tonguegina:
Orgazmo is buried alive. He is in a casket six feet under, and all that is in it is himself and the suit they buried him in. There is no source for light, obviously, and he was buried with no jewelry of any sort.

WWOD?

If Orgazmo was in a suit...it means that he wasn't purposely buried alive. That in mind, there would have had to have been a reason for the burial. Perhaps he was stuck by a vehicle and left in a coma, buried hanging on to life by a thread and made a recovery during the burial process. Perhaps he had aged severely and suffered from a massive heart attack, leaving his heart in an arrested state for quite sometime...only to recover a moment too late. Who the fuck knows? I don't. Either way, Orgazmo wouldn't want to make those who buried him feel bad...so he's simply go to sleep.

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Originally posted by faggotforlife:
say... i approached you one romantic evening and decided to slip your pants off. say then.. that i proceeded to stick my smooth weiner inside of your bloody butthole. what would you do? because i think that it would be best for the both of us. you can experience a whole new world, trust me i know so, what would you say? do you let me rape you or no?

No.

Fruitacious B · 11-02-2003, 06:44 PM

Orgazmo is trapped on an island, typical, but he is nonetheless trapped on the island. There are two other people with him, Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Orgazmo has a handgun with one bullet, who does Orgazmo kill. Keep in mind the Orgazmo can only kill one, no alterior weapons can be used on the other. WWOD?

St. Anky · 11-02-2003, 07:58 PM

You're such a fucking cockmuncher, I posted a similar scenario involving Saddam and Bin Laden eons ago. Checkout the prior page.

Fruitacious B · 11-02-2003, 08:04 PM

yeah, you're also a spic. Shut the hell up, it's diferent people.

This is a question of "whom do you find the most homosexual?" not "whom do you find to be the biggest threat to society?"

St. Anky · 11-02-2003, 08:12 PM

Right, so was this your way of proving to yourself that you didn't rip off someone else's idea or are you trying to convince US?

And yeah, good job, you know I'm mexican. Are you expecting a cookie or something? Maybe some bright shining lights, confetti and a buzzer. Will that make you happy?

Fruitacious B · 11-02-2003, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by St. Anky:
Are you expecting a cookie or something? Maybe some bright shining lights, confetti and a buzzer. Will that make you happy?

Yeah it would, and since you're giving out cookies, I'd also like a new car, a Gibson Custom Shop SG, and a new gun so I can kill people like you.

St. Anky · 11-02-2003, 08:24 PM

you didn't answer the question genius

Fruitacious B · 11-02-2003, 08:30 PM

Shut the fuck up.

No, I'm not trying to convince "us"

and I answered the other question, dumbass.

St. Anky · 11-02-2003, 09:00 PM

..................there ya go.

Fruitacious B · 11-02-2003, 09:09 PM

Orgazmo · 11-02-2003, 10:32 PM

If Orgazmo is, indeed, trapped on the island with the other two...and there is, indeed, no way to kill more than one...Orgazmo would be forced to turn the gun on himself. No matter which he kills, there will still be someone left to rape his asshole whilst he sleeps. Orgazmo must kill himself in this situation. It's the only way.

Pliedes · 04-06-2005, 04:28 PM

So what if Orgazmo was stuck in the same situation as Francis (during entry #6)? Pretend you have just finished giving Filipe his rimjob: wwod?

Orgazmo · 04-06-2005, 09:24 PM

The Gazmic solution to this quandary is quite simple. Since Filipe is an english school boy...and Orgazmo is a certified Pirate, Orgazmo would simply leave the "prison," painting his fists with the blood of anybody who decided to try to stop him. The solution would be similar no matter who was standing guard; the fact that he being held hostage by a group of school-aged punks only simplifies the matter.

Once free from his dungeon, Orgazmo would purchase some listerine.

God's Substitute · 04-07-2005, 06:41 PM

what would you do if you were really desperate for a shit, or to make things worse you sudenly had diarrhea in a plane, and some other bastard was using the toilet and they wouldnt realease the toilet for about 10 minutes ?

[ April 07, 2005, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: God's Substitute ]

Orgazmo · 04-07-2005, 08:24 PM

Orgazmo would force his way into the bathroom and deposit his waste in the general vicinity of the sink.

Ugly Bastard · 04-07-2005, 10:32 PM

A possibly better solution: Barf Bag

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-08-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
A possibly better solution: Barf Bag

-Ugly Bastard

That solution crossed my mind when I first read it as well. I'm dissapointed, gaz.

Orgazmo · 04-08-2005, 01:03 AM

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What is two jackasses questioned Orgazmo's solutions?

Orgazmo would order them to go fuck themselves.

04-08-2005, 01:28 AM

What if a wise one used poor grammar when poking fun at his friends? Suppose he used 'is' instead of 'if.' Would Orgazmo point out the grammatical error to the wise one?

[ April 07, 2005, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Mr. Blonde · 04-08-2005, 01:29 AM

that's a damn good question. WWOD?

Ugly Bastard · 04-08-2005, 01:38 AM

Orgazmo has a big test tomorrow. He knows that there is a kid much stronger than him who will be waiting outside of the class to kick his ass after the test is over. The kid will be kicking Orgazmo's ass (and this is assumed - there's no way Orgazmo can take this guy bare handed) because Orgazmo was caught saying that the bully's girlfriend is smokin' hot.

There is only one exit from this classroom. And waiting outside that classroom comes an ass-beating. Skipping class is not an option because this test makes up 35% of your grade, and the prof already said no one will take the test outside of the classroom at the scheduled time.

Orgazmo doesn't want to get his ass pounded, but at the same time, he doesn't want to go to jail for using a weapon in a fight. Moreover, he doesn't want to be known as a huge pussy who calls the cops to bail himself out of situations like this. WWOD??

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 04-08-2005, 02:00 AM

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Orgazmo is going to get his ass beat

This scenario is more easily solved than one would first think. While most of the options leave Orgazmo with a huge negative in his life, there is one which leads to only bliss.

Because Orgazmo cannot defeat his foe (a bully Orgazmo can't defeat? He must be Chuck Norris...we'll assume such for the rest of the solution)...and because missing the test simply is not an option, Orgazmo would simply show up, take the test, and then allow Chuck Norris to beat his ass.

Allow Chuck Norris to beat his ass?

Yes. Orgazmo would stand by with a smile on his face as Chuck emptied his bag of frustrations. As we all know, Orgazmo is a piece of iron. A beating may cause some short-term distress, but, in the grand scheme of things, it's really not a big deal at all.

What's the beauty of this plan? I'll tell you. As Orgazmo stands idly, accepting the beating of a lifetime with a smile on his face, it has an inverse effect, making him appear to be a huge badass. Whilst this is happening, Mr. Norris' character is being questioned by all spectating...including his smokin' hot girlfriend. Once Norris has been satisfied, he would walk to his bitch...but, instead of embracing him, she would call him a "Bastard Fuckface." After this, she would approach Orgazmo and immediately begin performing oral sex on his massive tube.

Mr. Blonde · 04-08-2005, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by Orgazmo:

What's the beauty of this plan? I'll tell you. As Orgazmo stands idly, accepting the beating of a lifetime with a smile on his face, it has an inverse effect, making him appear to be a huge badass. Whilst this is happening, Mr. Norris' character is being questioned by all spectating...including his smokin' hot girlfriend. Once Norris has been satisfied, he would walk to his bitch...but, instead of embracing him, she would call him a "Bastard Fuckface." After this, she would approach Orgazmo and immediately begin performing oral sex on his massive tube.

I am reminded of a combination of Fight Club and Big Fish.

Orgazmo · 04-08-2005, 03:04 AM

And Rocky 4 and Sin City.

11-02-2003, 06:44 PM	#103 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Orgazmo is trapped on an island, typical, but he is nonetheless trapped on the island. There are two other people with him, Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Orgazmo has a handgun with one bullet, who does Orgazmo kill. Keep in mind the Orgazmo can only kill one, no alterior weapons can be used on the other. WWOD?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-02-2003, 08:04 PM	#105 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	yeah, you're also a spic. Shut the hell up, it's diferent people. This is a question of "whom do you find the most homosexual?" not "whom do you find to be the biggest threat to society?"
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-02-2003, 08:30 PM	#109 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Shut the fuck up. No, I'm not trying to convince "us" and I answered the other question, dumbass.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-02-2003, 09:09 PM	#111 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	die
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

04-07-2005, 06:41 PM	#115 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	what would you do if you were really desperate for a shit, or to make things worse you sudenly had diarrhea in a plane, and some other bastard was using the toilet and they wouldnt realease the toilet for about 10 minutes ? [ April 07, 2005, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: God's Substitute ]
	allow me to urinate on you

10-27-2003, 02:48 AM	#101 (permalink)
faggotforlife Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: fag central Posts: 10 Internets: 10	say... i approached you one romantic evening and decided to slip your pants off. say then.. that i proceeded to stick my smooth weiner inside of your bloody butthole. what would you do? because i think that it would be best for the both of us. you can experience a whole new world, trust me i know so, what would you say? do you let me rape you or no?

11-02-2003, 07:58 PM	#104 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	You're such a fucking cockmuncher, I posted a similar scenario involving Saddam and Bin Laden eons ago. Checkout the prior page.

11-02-2003, 08:12 PM	#106 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Right, so was this your way of proving to yourself that you didn't rip off someone else's idea or are you trying to convince US? And yeah, good job, you know I'm mexican. Are you expecting a cookie or something? Maybe some bright shining lights, confetti and a buzzer. Will that make you happy?

11-02-2003, 08:24 PM	#108 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	you didn't answer the question genius

11-02-2003, 09:00 PM	#110 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	..................there ya go.

11-02-2003, 10:32 PM	#112 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	If Orgazmo is, indeed, trapped on the island with the other two...and there is, indeed, no way to kill more than one...Orgazmo would be forced to turn the gun on himself. No matter which he kills, there will still be someone left to rape his asshole whilst he sleeps. Orgazmo must kill himself in this situation. It's the only way.

04-06-2005, 04:28 PM	#113 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	So what if Orgazmo was stuck in the same situation as Francis (during entry #6)? Pretend you have just finished giving Filipe his rimjob: wwod?

04-06-2005, 09:24 PM	#114 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The Gazmic solution to this quandary is quite simple. Since Filipe is an english school boy...and Orgazmo is a certified Pirate, Orgazmo would simply leave the "prison," painting his fists with the blood of anybody who decided to try to stop him. The solution would be similar no matter who was standing guard; the fact that he being held hostage by a group of school-aged punks only simplifies the matter. Once free from his dungeon, Orgazmo would purchase some listerine.

04-07-2005, 08:24 PM	#116 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Orgazmo would force his way into the bathroom and deposit his waste in the general vicinity of the sink.

04-07-2005, 10:32 PM	#117 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	A possibly better solution: Barf Bag -Ugly Bastard

04-08-2005, 01:29 AM	#121 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	that's a damn good question. WWOD?
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04-08-2005, 01:28 AM	#120 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	What if a wise one used poor grammar when poking fun at his friends? Suppose he used 'is' instead of 'if.' Would Orgazmo point out the grammatical error to the wise one? [ April 07, 2005, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-08-2005, 01:38 AM	#122 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo has a big test tomorrow. He knows that there is a kid much stronger than him who will be waiting outside of the class to kick his ass after the test is over. The kid will be kicking Orgazmo's ass (and this is assumed - there's no way Orgazmo can take this guy bare handed) because Orgazmo was caught saying that the bully's girlfriend is smokin' hot. There is only one exit from this classroom. And waiting outside that classroom comes an ass-beating. Skipping class is not an option because this test makes up 35% of your grade, and the prof already said no one will take the test outside of the classroom at the scheduled time. Orgazmo doesn't want to get his ass pounded, but at the same time, he doesn't want to go to jail for using a weapon in a fight. Moreover, he doesn't want to be known as a huge pussy who calls the cops to bail himself out of situations like this. WWOD?? -Ugly Bastard

04-08-2005, 03:04 AM	#125 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	And Rocky 4 and Sin City.