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Billy Mays · 08-19-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heaven Can Wait

The God Delusion is ok.
Has anyone read A Brief History Of Time?
Explain spin, pls.

I didn't get spin.

but i did get THE POWER OF OXICLEAN

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-19-2008, 07:04 PM

YouTube - QVC Caller on a Can Opener

sparrows beak

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-19-2008, 07:04 PM

YOURE SPEEDING THROUGH THE CANS!

Billy Mays · 08-19-2008, 07:09 PM

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT OXI-CLEAN WILL TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR DOG'S BALLS, LEAVING THE SKIN FRESH AND KISSABLE. OXI-CLEAN MAKES UGLY BITCHES DO-ABLE, AND I PERSONALLY PUT TWO SCOOPS IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING. IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YOU

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-19-2008, 07:09 PM

BEFORE THERE WOULD BE BLOOD EVERYWHERE

Billy Mays · 08-19-2008, 07:10 PM

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

Orgazmo · 08-19-2008, 07:24 PM

Did you guys see the rubberized grip?

StabMaster Arson · 08-19-2008, 10:15 PM

That's the last straw, I'm getting a lid lifter.

Heaven Can Wait · 11-24-2008, 09:42 PM

Some chomsky stuff, on the third one now, nothing new for me but still worth listening to.

YouTube - Chomsky: What Next? The Elections, the Economy, and the World - 1/4

YouTube - Chomsky: What Next? The Elections, the Economy, and the World - 2/4

YouTube - Chomsky: What Next? The Elections, the Economy, and the World - 3/4

YouTube - Chomsky: What Next? The Elections, the Economy, and the World - 4/4

Mr. Blonde · 04-10-2010, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I'm not moving to prove some point, Beebs. I'd be moving because I would literally be saving hundreds of thousands of dollars by doing so. It makes economic sense to leave this country under an Obama administration. This isn't some "I'll move to Canada if Bush wins" type of empty argument that liberals were making four years ago.

I came across this thread randomly.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-10-2010, 08:21 AM

lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mr. Blonde again.

f3lix · 04-10-2010, 05:18 PM

I do recall UB saying this in person, too.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-11-2010, 06:21 AM

Wow, crazy to read this thread now after some time has passed. Message boards have the ability to make you cringe regarding things you've said in the past.

Anyway, which country should UB move to?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-11-2010, 06:52 AM

UB, do you have a preference? I was thinking Botswana.

Wherever we send him, it should be a place where he can literally save hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-11-2010, 07:26 AM

It's a good thing this isn't some "he'll move to Canada if Bush wins" type of empty argument that liberals were making four years ago.

I vote Zimbabwe.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-11-2010, 09:21 AM

Zimbabwe will work.

Sunday, April 11, 2010
1 US Dollar = 376.300 Zimbabwe Dollar
1 Zimbabwe Dollar (ZWD) = 0.002657 US Dollar (USD)
Median price = 373.300 / 376.300 (bid/ask)
Minimum price = 373.300 / 376.300
Maximum price = 373.300 / 376.300

f3lix · 04-11-2010, 10:16 AM

UB, why do you still live in the US?

DJ FC · 04-11-2010, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Zimbabwe will work.

Sunday, April 11, 2010
1 US Dollar = 376.300 Zimbabwe Dollar
1 Zimbabwe Dollar (ZWD) = 0.002657 US Dollar (USD)
Median price = 373.300 / 376.300 (bid/ask)
Minimum price = 373.300 / 376.300
Maximum price = 373.300 / 376.300

Where are you getting these stats?

I have a 100 trillian Zimbabwe Dollar note.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-11-2010, 11:02 AM

the first site on google that offered to give me an exchange rate.

Ugly Bastard · 04-11-2010, 12:33 PM

Did I ever say I was moving for sure? Maybe I did, too lazy to check. But I don't think I did. I think all I meant was that if I did move, it would be to save money, not prove some hollow political point. I think having made that statement and not having moved are compatible realities.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-11-2010, 10:47 PM

What's funny is the two guys who defended Obama are the ones that left the country.

DJ FC · 04-12-2010, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

What's funny is the two guys who defended Obama are the ones that left the country.

I left. And I sure as hell didn't defend him.

Unfortunately I thought the UK would be better. How dumb. I'll leave here when I can.

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2010, 01:45 AM

You were already in London by then though, weren't you?

Where do you think you'll go?

DJ FC · 04-12-2010, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

You were already in London by then though, weren't you?

Where do you think you'll go?

The writing was on the wall Blonde.

Hopefully Switzerland.

Dent · 04-12-2010, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

I left. And I sure as hell didn't defend him.

Unfortunately I thought the UK would be better. How dumb. I'll leave here when I can.

To find where you truly belong, first you must look within yourself.

08-19-2008, 07:04 PM	#103 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	YOURE SPEEDING THROUGH THE CANS!
	#YOLO

08-19-2008, 07:09 PM	#105 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	BEFORE THERE WOULD BE BLOOD EVERYWHERE
	#YOLO

08-19-2008, 10:15 PM	#108 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	That's the last straw, I'm getting a lid lifter.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

04-10-2010, 08:21 AM	#111 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	lol You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mr. Blonde again.
	#YOLO

04-11-2010, 06:52 AM	#114 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	UB, do you have a preference? I was thinking Botswana. Wherever we send him, it should be a place where he can literally save hundreds of thousands of dollars.
	#YOLO

08-19-2008, 07:09 PM	#104 (permalink)
Billy Mays God of the Pitchmen Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6 Internets: 10	YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT OXI-CLEAN WILL TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR DOG'S BALLS, LEAVING THE SKIN FRESH AND KISSABLE. OXI-CLEAN MAKES UGLY BITCHES DO-ABLE, AND I PERSONALLY PUT TWO SCOOPS IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING. IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YOU

08-19-2008, 07:10 PM	#106 (permalink)
Billy Mays God of the Pitchmen Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6 Internets: 10	HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

08-19-2008, 07:24 PM	#107 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Did you guys see the rubberized grip?

04-10-2010, 05:18 PM	#112 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I do recall UB saying this in person, too.

04-11-2010, 06:21 AM	#113 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Wow, crazy to read this thread now after some time has passed. Message boards have the ability to make you cringe regarding things you've said in the past. Anyway, which country should UB move to?

04-11-2010, 07:26 AM	#115 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	It's a good thing this isn't some "he'll move to Canada if Bush wins" type of empty argument that liberals were making four years ago. I vote Zimbabwe.
	Last edited by Repugnant Abomination; 04-11-2010 at 07:28 AM.

04-11-2010, 09:21 AM	#116 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Zimbabwe will work. Sunday, April 11, 2010 1 US Dollar = 376.300 Zimbabwe Dollar 1 Zimbabwe Dollar (ZWD) = 0.002657 US Dollar (USD) Median price = 373.300 / 376.300 (bid/ask) Minimum price = 373.300 / 376.300 Maximum price = 373.300 / 376.300
	#YOLO

04-11-2010, 10:16 AM	#117 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	UB, why do you still live in the US?

04-11-2010, 11:02 AM	#119 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	the first site on google that offered to give me an exchange rate.
	#YOLO

04-11-2010, 12:33 PM	#120 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Did I ever say I was moving for sure? Maybe I did, too lazy to check. But I don't think I did. I think all I meant was that if I did move, it would be to save money, not prove some hollow political point. I think having made that statement and not having moved are compatible realities.

04-11-2010, 10:47 PM	#121 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	What's funny is the two guys who defended Obama are the ones that left the country.

04-12-2010, 01:45 AM	#123 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	You were already in London by then though, weren't you? Where do you think you'll go?
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