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St. Anky · 04-08-2005, 02:55 PM

Orgazmo's sitting with pocket tens before the flop. Someone throws all in on their hand... wwod?

Ugly Bastard · 04-08-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by St. Anky:
Orgazmo's sitting with pocket tens before the flop. Someone throws all in on their hand... wwod?

Just in Orgazmo's defense, you left out about a billion variables that would help Orgazmo make up his mind. Such as, how much the young man bet, how much Orgazmo has in front of him, etc. I mean, if Orgazmo has $1,100 at the table, and the guy goes all in for $.30, then of course Orgazmo is going to call. But if Orgazmo has $35 at the table, all of which he is relying on to buy groceries later that night, and the guy goes all in for $45, then he probably folds.

Damnit Anky. Damnit. Redo. Redo the question.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 04-08-2005, 03:20 PM

goddamnitt.... you're right

alright, so you're playing against Ghandi a motherfucking hold em master, Mother Teresa -a.k.a. "straight faced mcgee"- and your kindergarten teacher.

Ghandi is chip leader but he's been cheating the entire game. You've given him enough of your patience and you decide that its time to put him out. The blinds are going $500/$1000 and so far you've managed to throw $30,000 into this particular pot. You only have $100,000 remaining in chips and Ghandi has called you all in prior to the flop. Sitting with the 10 of Spades and 10 of Diamonds I ask you sexxor... Wwod?

Orgazmo · 04-08-2005, 03:43 PM

Still left a lot of shit out...but Orgazmo would assume he's racing Ghandi at worst...considering his play style up to this point. Because of this, he has no choice but to call his all-in.

All of this goes without mentioning that, assuming neither he nor I are on the blinds...and both blinds folded straight away, the pot is like 160 thousand when it gets to me...thus giving me 1.6 to 1 on my cash. Since Ghandi has been a huge bully the entire night, I put the chances of him having j's through a's at rather slim...slim enough that, on the off chance he does have them, the 1.6:1 is enough for me to call anyway.

[ April 08, 2005, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Ironic Mustache · 04-08-2005, 04:24 PM

Ironic Mustache says he probably has one jack-ace. The flop can be brutal in these situations.

God's Substitute · 04-09-2005, 12:29 PM

ten bad guys, unarmed, heavily built are approaching you, to give you the ass kicking of a life time. 6 of them are faggots and they would rape you one after the other. You can't run because you've just broken your leg whilst going to the hospital.

WWOD ?

Orgazmo · 04-09-2005, 01:25 PM

Orgazmo would saw his broken leg clean off, quickly replace it with the peg leg that he carries around with him all of the time, and then use it to beat the asses of the approaching thugs.

f3lix · 04-09-2005, 04:35 PM

Orgazmo and his friend utterly can't stand somebody anymore and they want to get rid of him, WWOD?

tonguegina · 04-10-2005, 02:59 PM

All Orgazmo has to do is start hanging out with people that his friend doesn't get along with.

God's Substitute · 04-10-2005, 04:28 PM

wwod, if he's about to get married, and he learns that his wife to be is a transexual ?

Orgazmo · 04-10-2005, 05:35 PM

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Orgazmo has a "friend"...

Orgazmo would stop letting that friend Order 50oz of alcohol before they go to the mall...so he'd be a little less annoying.

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wife is a tranny

Orgazmo wouldn't get married.

PS: You guys fucking suck at coming up with scenarios.

f3lix · 04-10-2005, 06:03 PM

Orgazmo, that friend was not me nor the toothpick faggot.

God's Substitute · 04-12-2005, 02:25 PM

wwod if you were in an elevator and there was only one other person in it, and this person continually farts in the elevator

Dent · 10-30-2009, 10:51 PM

Orgazmo · 10-31-2009, 12:38 AM

Orgazmo would realize that the guy is a retard and thus, by default, he has already won.

He would not pursue anything further.

DJ FC · 10-31-2009, 11:02 AM

ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!

04-08-2005, 04:24 PM	#130 (permalink)
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04-09-2005, 12:29 PM	#131 (permalink)
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04-10-2005, 04:28 PM	#135 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	wwod, if he's about to get married, and he learns that his wife to be is a transexual ?
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04-12-2005, 02:25 PM	#138 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	wwod if you were in an elevator and there was only one other person in it, and this person continually farts in the elevator
	allow me to urinate on you

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04-08-2005, 02:55 PM	#126 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Orgazmo's sitting with pocket tens before the flop. Someone throws all in on their hand... wwod?

04-08-2005, 03:20 PM	#128 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	goddamnitt.... you're right alright, so you're playing against Ghandi a motherfucking hold em master, Mother Teresa -a.k.a. "straight faced mcgee"- and your kindergarten teacher. Ghandi is chip leader but he's been cheating the entire game. You've given him enough of your patience and you decide that its time to put him out. The blinds are going $500/$1000 and so far you've managed to throw $30,000 into this particular pot. You only have $100,000 remaining in chips and Ghandi has called you all in prior to the flop. Sitting with the 10 of Spades and 10 of Diamonds I ask you sexxor... Wwod?

04-08-2005, 03:43 PM	#129 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Still left a lot of shit out...but Orgazmo would assume he's racing Ghandi at worst...considering his play style up to this point. Because of this, he has no choice but to call his all-in. All of this goes without mentioning that, assuming neither he nor I are on the blinds...and both blinds folded straight away, the pot is like 160 thousand when it gets to me...thus giving me 1.6 to 1 on my cash. Since Ghandi has been a huge bully the entire night, I put the chances of him having j's through a's at rather slim...slim enough that, on the off chance he does have them, the 1.6:1 is enough for me to call anyway. [ April 08, 2005, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

04-09-2005, 01:25 PM	#132 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Orgazmo would saw his broken leg clean off, quickly replace it with the peg leg that he carries around with him all of the time, and then use it to beat the asses of the approaching thugs.

04-09-2005, 04:35 PM	#133 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Orgazmo and his friend utterly can't stand somebody anymore and they want to get rid of him, WWOD?

04-10-2005, 02:59 PM	#134 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	All Orgazmo has to do is start hanging out with people that his friend doesn't get along with.

04-10-2005, 06:03 PM	#137 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Orgazmo, that friend was not me nor the toothpick faggot.

10-31-2009, 12:38 AM	#140 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Orgazmo would realize that the guy is a retard and thus, by default, he has already won. He would not pursue anything further.

10-31-2009, 11:02 AM	#141 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!
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