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Orgazmo · 10-13-2010, 01:31 PM

A fantastic piece about athletes shitting themselves:

David Fleming on the Tao of Poo - The Body Issue - ESPN

Beebs · 10-13-2010, 02:29 PM

I saw that, great read.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-13-2010, 06:20 PM

I got about halfway through. For some reason I felt as if someone was pulling a Billy Madison on me.

Mr. Blonde · 10-21-2010, 01:05 PM

20-year old Mexican female student made police chief - Americas - Al Jazeera English

She's going to get murdered and raped, in that order.

f3lix · 10-21-2010, 09:27 PM

She'll change Mexico.

I predict she'll either be killed which will start a revolution or she'll be a warlord and start the shoot-first-ask-questions-second movement.

Dent · 10-24-2010, 08:05 PM

This happened in Yurya (Юрья) in the Kirov region of Russia. Man was caught stealing and locals decided that he must punish himself by chopping off his own thumb with an axe. Not only did the thief chop his own thumb with an axe, he took it like a champ and never left out a simple whine. Russian Vodka is hell of a drink. Video below:

Nsfw (not gory though)

LiveLeak.com - Thumb for a Theft

Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2010, 08:50 PM

I wish there was a function that allowed me to rep him.

DDTempest · 10-25-2010, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

I wish there was a function that allowed me to rep him.

MODERATOR!

Can we get a rep system installed for real life people?

Orgazmo · 10-25-2010, 10:47 AM

Wrong thread.

Fruitacious B · 10-28-2010, 10:11 PM

Farmville Mom Kills Baby

"Alexandra V. Tobias, a 22-year-old mother from Jacksonville, FL, plead guilty to second degree murder in the death of her three-month-old son. She was angry because her child was crying while she was playing FarmVille on her computer.

Tobias says she shook her baby while angry, then smoked a cigarette to calm herself down before shaking him again. The baby may or may not have hit his head on the computer while she was shaking him. The incident happened earlier this year on January 20.
Internet addiction is a very real crisis, and games such as FarmVille are designed to be addictive in order to get players to spend real-life money on them. Unfortunately, sad incidents come out of addictions quite frequently and it's people like Tobias who give Facebook games a bad reputation.

Alexandra Tobias will be sentenced in December and could be looking at 25 years to life in prison.

FarmVille-maker Zynga has not released an official statement about this tragedy."

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-28-2010, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitacious B

Internet addiction is a very real crisis, and games such as FarmVille are designed to be addictive in order to get players to spend real-life money on them. Unfortunately, sad incidents come out of addictions quite frequently and it's people like Tobias who give Facebook games a bad reputation.

I'm pretty sure Shaken Baby Syndrome has existed long before the internet, but let's just blame the internet and video games anyway.

f3lix · 10-28-2010, 10:40 PM

This might shake up the internet gaming community.

Orgazmo · 10-28-2010, 11:16 PM

Considering how addicting it is, I'll bet the Farmville folks are making a killing.

Ironic Mustache · 10-28-2010, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

I'm pretty sure Shaken Baby Syndrome has existed long before the internet, but let's just blame the internet and video games anyway.

Exposure to violence via TV/Video games is widely regarded as being positively correlated with actual acts of violence. What we're talking about here though, is farmville. Making the blanket statement that either the internet or video games in general are related to violence is RETARDED.

ninjaface · 10-29-2010, 03:09 PM

It just seems to me like this woman is the type of person that would have killed her baby one way or another. It could just as easily have been crossword puzzles or some other thing she was addicted to instead of farmville.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-29-2010, 08:09 PM

She could have been addicted to love.

Ironic Mustache · 10-29-2010, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

It just seems to me like this woman is the type of person that would have killed her baby one way or another. It could just as easily have been crossword puzzles or some other thing she was addicted to instead of farmville.

Precisely my point. Now if she'd been playing the wii game, "Shake the Fuck out of Babies," I could see where the defense might have a case. AP? Care to share your legal expertise?

Orgazmo · 11-01-2010, 02:27 PM

Dumb bastard:

Vikings waive Randy Moss less than one month after trade from Patriots - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2010, 05:21 AM

Exclusive: Man in disguise boards international flight - CNN.com

Ironic Mustache · 11-05-2010, 11:35 AM

I wish I had that costume when I was like 16... Shoulder tapping was the WORST.

Orgazmo · 11-05-2010, 03:10 PM

For the low, low price of ~$600, you, too, can be an old man:

SPFXMasks - Professional movie quality silicone masks |Old Man Mask | Halloween Masks

Der Fuhrer · 11-05-2010, 07:22 PM

Keith Olbermann suspended for violating MSNBC's ethics policies

Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2010, 09:43 PM

Saw that, between that and Rick Sanchez the media has lost some of their most polarizing figures in the past few weeks. Wonder if there is something going on behind the scenes. For the most part, Keith was a bit too dramatic for me.

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2010, 06:03 AM

YouTube - Rachel Maddow Responds To The Suspension Of Keith Olbermann

Der Fuhrer · 11-06-2010, 11:20 AM

Jesus Christ Blonde, of all the people you could have posted a video of, why did you pick this cunt? I want to gouge my eyes out and stab both of my eardrums with a q-tip now.

10-13-2010, 06:20 PM	#128 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I got about halfway through. For some reason I felt as if someone was pulling a Billy Madison on me.
	#YOLO

10-21-2010, 01:05 PM	#129 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	20-year old Mexican female student made police chief - Americas - Al Jazeera English She's going to get murdered and raped, in that order.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-24-2010, 08:50 PM	#132 (permalink)
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10-28-2010, 10:11 PM	#135 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Farmville Mom Kills Baby "Alexandra V. Tobias, a 22-year-old mother from Jacksonville, FL, plead guilty to second degree murder in the death of her three-month-old son. She was angry because her child was crying while she was playing FarmVille on her computer. Tobias says she shook her baby while angry, then smoked a cigarette to calm herself down before shaking him again. The baby may or may not have hit his head on the computer while she was shaking him. The incident happened earlier this year on January 20. Internet addiction is a very real crisis, and games such as FarmVille are designed to be addictive in order to get players to spend real-life money on them. Unfortunately, sad incidents come out of addictions quite frequently and it's people like Tobias who give Facebook games a bad reputation. Alexandra Tobias will be sentenced in December and could be looking at 25 years to life in prison. FarmVille-maker Zynga has not released an official statement about this tragedy."
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10-29-2010, 08:09 PM	#141 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	She could have been addicted to love.
	#YOLO

10-13-2010, 01:31 PM	#126 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	A fantastic piece about athletes shitting themselves: David Fleming on the Tao of Poo - The Body Issue - ESPN

10-13-2010, 02:29 PM	#127 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I saw that, great read.

10-21-2010, 09:27 PM	#130 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	She'll change Mexico. I predict she'll either be killed which will start a revolution or she'll be a warlord and start the shoot-first-ask-questions-second movement.

10-24-2010, 08:05 PM	#131 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	This happened in Yurya (Юрья) in the Kirov region of Russia. Man was caught stealing and locals decided that he must punish himself by chopping off his own thumb with an axe. Not only did the thief chop his own thumb with an axe, he took it like a champ and never left out a simple whine. Russian Vodka is hell of a drink. Video below: Nsfw (not gory though) LiveLeak.com - Thumb for a Theft

10-25-2010, 10:47 AM	#134 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Wrong thread.

10-28-2010, 10:40 PM	#137 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	This might shake up the internet gaming community.

10-28-2010, 11:16 PM	#138 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Considering how addicting it is, I'll bet the Farmville folks are making a killing.

10-29-2010, 03:09 PM	#140 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	It just seems to me like this woman is the type of person that would have killed her baby one way or another. It could just as easily have been crossword puzzles or some other thing she was addicted to instead of farmville.

11-01-2010, 02:27 PM	#143 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Dumb bastard: Vikings waive Randy Moss less than one month after trade from Patriots - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

11-05-2010, 05:21 AM	#144 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Exclusive: Man in disguise boards international flight - CNN.com
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-05-2010, 11:35 AM	#145 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I wish I had that costume when I was like 16... Shoulder tapping was the WORST.
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11-05-2010, 03:10 PM	#146 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	For the low, low price of ~$600, you, too, can be an old man: SPFXMasks - Professional movie quality silicone masks \|Old Man Mask \| Halloween Masks

11-05-2010, 07:22 PM	#147 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Keith Olbermann suspended for violating MSNBC's ethics policies

11-05-2010, 09:43 PM	#148 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Saw that, between that and Rick Sanchez the media has lost some of their most polarizing figures in the past few weeks. Wonder if there is something going on behind the scenes. For the most part, Keith was a bit too dramatic for me.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2010, 11:20 AM	#150 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Jesus Christ Blonde, of all the people you could have posted a video of, why did you pick this cunt? I want to gouge my eyes out and stab both of my eardrums with a q-tip now.

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