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St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 01:40 AM

I begin this post with the proclamation that it will be a serious post. Hopefully no one will take this the wrong way and talk shit about me but hell, i dont care anyways.

About oh... a day ago, i was walking out to my car when i noticed an unpleasant sensation coming from my left nut. I quickly grabbed myself in hopes of maybe solving the problem as if it were an imbalance of pressure or maybe just an awkward position in which my huevos were laying. To my surprise, everything was normal, and the pain had gone away. I thought nothing of it for the remainder of the day, but I did notice that every so often, I would feel a slight pain to the same left testicle.

Remembering my sophomore health education, I remembered the movie we watch that warned to "check yourselves regularly". So of course, I immediately gave myself a self examination (careful of course as to not hurt the chances of one day fertilizing your mothers and sisters). As I found, there was a slight bump on the upper side of my love nut and it was incredibly sore to the touch.

I immediately told my parents who will soon schedule me a doctor's visit. Until then I will sit back and pray...

I posted this topic as to not gross anyone here out, or to offend anyone with the talk of my nuts. Rather, I had the hopes of starting an actual serious discussion about a touchy subject such as this. Please feel free to post your thoughts. Thanks.

Titan · 11-26-2002, 01:47 AM

Well Anky, I don't know you very well (though I do know you and so on and so on) but I will be hoping that you're nuts will turn out alright, no one wants to have problems with their grapes. And I am glad you've posted this... I've almost completely forgotten the whole testicular checking ordeal. I think it's a good reminder to everyone out there to, as Tom Green would say "Tease your balls, Squeeze your balls, Please your balls".

Ugly Bastard · 11-26-2002, 01:48 AM

Anky-

While I'm not a big fan of you. I believe I have wished cancer upon you a time or two. I now re-coil those wishes that I made, so you should be just fine.

Good luck with your nads.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 01:49 AM

that means a lot you bastard that is ugly. thank you.

Timmy Two Beers · 11-26-2002, 01:49 AM

Damn man, that kinda thing scares the shit out of me. Hopefully it wont turn out to be anything to big of a deal. Good Luck and sorry to hear about the bad news man. Ill be checking my nuts tonight and givin ya a holla to the man up stairs(god).

And it was a very smart thing of u to talk to your parents and all about it and not just ignore it to see if it goes away. Props.

[This message has been edited by Timmy Two Beers (edited November 25, 2002).]

buckeye · 11-26-2002, 01:51 AM

yeah anky that really sucks, hope you find out some good news at the doctor.

11-26-2002, 01:54 AM

Thats just wrong. Guys getting cancer in the nuts sucks, not having your nuts is the equal of being dead, in a way.
Anyways, st.anky, i seriously do hope things turn out all right. Keep us updated....

You have inspired me, my hand is currently down my pants and holding my testicles, yes i realize this is the way i always am, but this time i'm checking myself...

St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 02:02 AM

I'd like to say it makes me feel better that im inspiring you to touch your nuts...

but that'd sound horridly gay, gay, gay

but anyways, thanks for your support and i'll be sure to keep you updated. Till then, take care of your nuts, they're the only 2 you got.

(By the way, thanks for that Tom Green quote)

[This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited November 25, 2002).]

11-26-2002, 02:18 AM

TWO!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO NUTS!!!!
Holy shit, what the hell happened to my other one than, oh fuck, oh fuck, how can this happen.... the humanity, oh the humanity.... I've just always thought we were supposed to have one, i mean we only have one penis right, so we should only have one nut, right?..... or are we supposed to have two penis's also!!! oh sweet jesus!!!!

(note: i would just like to state that all of the above was humor and is not serious. Pliedes has two healthy nuts and one lovely penis. He and his genitalia are currently living happy lives together...)

Ugly Bastard · 11-26-2002, 02:19 AM

.....and if you don't believe him, ask TS. She's had her mouth around them a time or two.

-Ugly Bastard

StDx · 11-26-2002, 05:56 PM

nut cancer sucks, I don't talk about it much, but I've been there. unless I'm mistaken though, I think it's a good sign if it's painful to touch, mine wasn't. anyway good luck, I hope all goes well... and look at it this way, this form of cancer has a 92% cure rate, so worst case scenario is that you'll go through the rest of your life with one nut.

Also, if you want a shitload of information about it, I think I can dig it up. pm me if interested

[This message has been edited by StDx (edited November 26, 2002).]

11-26-2002, 06:07 PM

I have a question about this though. Ok is the lump like really noticiable, or would it be very easy for you to not be able to tell if it was a normal part of your testical or a lump? Thanks.

Combat Chuck · 11-26-2002, 07:08 PM

Alright, I've had this sort of problem before Anky.

The thing is, was it just a sharp pain in your LEFT nut, or the nutsack in general?

Cause there are times when you've jostled just a bit too much and there's a part of your nut that gets irritated. I'm serious. It kills, but you just lay down on your stomach, and the pain should go away in a while. It's a horrible sensation, but it makes you value your little buddies all the more.

I had this problem sometimes when I would be dancing and afterwards, the guys would tell me that I wasn't givin them the loving that I should. It's the worst feeling in the world.

Just checking to see if you're being prematurely scared....the lump could just be that part that gets irritated.

But still, I'm not a testicular doctor, so I highly suggest you find out exactly what's up.

St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 08:10 PM

Stdx, yeah man, i'd like to hear more.

To the rest of you, the lump is more like a bump. It feels like pebble, maybe just a bit smaller, and hard. It hurts to touch it and its only 1 testicle. That is correct chuck, it is my left testicle and it only hurts in certain spots. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow at 1 PM so I'll have the diagnosis hopefully by tomorrow afternoon.

True, if worse comes to worst, I'll live life with half a nut. Haha, thats kinda funny... i'm sure i wont be laughing later though....eh....sob....

11-26-2002, 08:44 PM

so it's not easily mistakable for a normal part of your anatomy?

oh and good luck with that anky. I hope everything turns out for the best man.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited November 26, 2002).]

St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 08:45 PM

I'm guessing no since I've checked the other one and it has nothing similar to what pains me.

You sound a little worried there 50 cent.

StDx · 11-26-2002, 09:05 PM

check out http://www.meb.uni-bonn.de/cancernet/201121.html
it can tell you all the technical stuff you need to know. basically, if your doctor thinks it's cancer, he'll send you directly to the hospital to get an ultrasound done. it's quick and painless, the worst part of this is the extreme coldness of the insturment used and the (quite possible) female doc seeing you with shrinkage in full effect. if the ultrasound shows that it is most likely cancer, the head xray tech will come out, sit you down in a private room and tell you. don't worry, you'll be able to tell by the look on the face of the doctor that does the scan how it came out... then you'll have to have surgery. if you have to get cut up, let me know and I'll tell you all about that too. if you have any questions or anything, just ask.

St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 09:07 PM

Hell yeah, thanks man. And all this time I just thought you were a huge stinky dick-licker. You're alright there StDx.

11-27-2002, 02:08 AM

I think everyone should be somewhat worried about it...i'm no exception.

St. Anky · 11-28-2002, 03:45 AM

UPDATE:

As it turns out, my doctor found no immediate threats (lumps)... however, he cant really explain why the hell my jewels are in pain. He said if the pain persists for 2 weeks, i should come back in... hmmm... sounds like a plan. PLGHHHHH.

11-26-2002, 01:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Thats just wrong. Guys getting cancer in the nuts sucks, not having your nuts is the equal of being dead, in a way. Anyways, st.anky, i seriously do hope things turn out all right. Keep us updated.... You have inspired me, my hand is currently down my pants and holding my testicles, yes i realize this is the way i always am, but this time i'm checking myself...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

11-26-2002, 02:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	TWO!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO NUTS!!!! Holy shit, what the hell happened to my other one than, oh fuck, oh fuck, how can this happen.... the humanity, oh the humanity.... I've just always thought we were supposed to have one, i mean we only have one penis right, so we should only have one nut, right?..... or are we supposed to have two penis's also!!! oh sweet jesus!!!! (note: i would just like to state that all of the above was humor and is not serious. Pliedes has two healthy nuts and one lovely penis. He and his genitalia are currently living happy lives together...)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

11-26-2002, 06:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I have a question about this though. Ok is the lump like really noticiable, or would it be very easy for you to not be able to tell if it was a normal part of your testical or a lump? Thanks.
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

11-26-2002, 08:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	so it's not easily mistakable for a normal part of your anatomy? oh and good luck with that anky. I hope everything turns out for the best man. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited November 26, 2002).]
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

11-27-2002, 02:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I think everyone should be somewhat worried about it...i'm no exception.
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

11-26-2002, 01:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I begin this post with the proclamation that it will be a serious post. Hopefully no one will take this the wrong way and talk shit about me but hell, i dont care anyways. About oh... a day ago, i was walking out to my car when i noticed an unpleasant sensation coming from my left nut. I quickly grabbed myself in hopes of maybe solving the problem as if it were an imbalance of pressure or maybe just an awkward position in which my huevos were laying. To my surprise, everything was normal, and the pain had gone away. I thought nothing of it for the remainder of the day, but I did notice that every so often, I would feel a slight pain to the same left testicle. Remembering my sophomore health education, I remembered the movie we watch that warned to "check yourselves regularly". So of course, I immediately gave myself a self examination (careful of course as to not hurt the chances of one day fertilizing your mothers and sisters). As I found, there was a slight bump on the upper side of my love nut and it was incredibly sore to the touch. I immediately told my parents who will soon schedule me a doctor's visit. Until then I will sit back and pray... I posted this topic as to not gross anyone here out, or to offend anyone with the talk of my nuts. Rather, I had the hopes of starting an actual serious discussion about a touchy subject such as this. Please feel free to post your thoughts. Thanks.

11-26-2002, 01:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Well Anky, I don't know you very well (though I do know you and so on and so on) but I will be hoping that you're nuts will turn out alright, no one wants to have problems with their grapes. And I am glad you've posted this... I've almost completely forgotten the whole testicular checking ordeal. I think it's a good reminder to everyone out there to, as Tom Green would say "Tease your balls, Squeeze your balls, Please your balls".

11-26-2002, 01:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Anky- While I'm not a big fan of you. I believe I have wished cancer upon you a time or two. I now re-coil those wishes that I made, so you should be just fine. Good luck with your nads. -Ugly Bastard

11-26-2002, 01:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	that means a lot you bastard that is ugly. thank you.

11-26-2002, 01:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	Damn man, that kinda thing scares the shit out of me. Hopefully it wont turn out to be anything to big of a deal. Good Luck and sorry to hear about the bad news man. Ill be checking my nuts tonight and givin ya a holla to the man up stairs(god). And it was a very smart thing of u to talk to your parents and all about it and not just ignore it to see if it goes away. Props. [This message has been edited by Timmy Two Beers (edited November 25, 2002).]

11-26-2002, 01:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	yeah anky that really sucks, hope you find out some good news at the doctor.

11-26-2002, 02:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I'd like to say it makes me feel better that im inspiring you to touch your nuts... but that'd sound horridly gay, gay, gay but anyways, thanks for your support and i'll be sure to keep you updated. Till then, take care of your nuts, they're the only 2 you got. (By the way, thanks for that Tom Green quote) [This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited November 25, 2002).]

11-26-2002, 02:19 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	.....and if you don't believe him, ask TS. She's had her mouth around them a time or two. -Ugly Bastard

11-26-2002, 05:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	nut cancer sucks, I don't talk about it much, but I've been there. unless I'm mistaken though, I think it's a good sign if it's painful to touch, mine wasn't. anyway good luck, I hope all goes well... and look at it this way, this form of cancer has a 92% cure rate, so worst case scenario is that you'll go through the rest of your life with one nut. Also, if you want a shitload of information about it, I think I can dig it up. pm me if interested [This message has been edited by StDx (edited November 26, 2002).]

11-26-2002, 07:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Alright, I've had this sort of problem before Anky. The thing is, was it just a sharp pain in your LEFT nut, or the nutsack in general? Cause there are times when you've jostled just a bit too much and there's a part of your nut that gets irritated. I'm serious. It kills, but you just lay down on your stomach, and the pain should go away in a while. It's a horrible sensation, but it makes you value your little buddies all the more. I had this problem sometimes when I would be dancing and afterwards, the guys would tell me that I wasn't givin them the loving that I should. It's the worst feeling in the world. Just checking to see if you're being prematurely scared....the lump could just be that part that gets irritated. But still, I'm not a testicular doctor, so I highly suggest you find out exactly what's up.

11-26-2002, 08:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Stdx, yeah man, i'd like to hear more. To the rest of you, the lump is more like a bump. It feels like pebble, maybe just a bit smaller, and hard. It hurts to touch it and its only 1 testicle. That is correct chuck, it is my left testicle and it only hurts in certain spots. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow at 1 PM so I'll have the diagnosis hopefully by tomorrow afternoon. True, if worse comes to worst, I'll live life with half a nut. Haha, thats kinda funny... i'm sure i wont be laughing later though....eh....sob....

11-26-2002, 08:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I'm guessing no since I've checked the other one and it has nothing similar to what pains me. You sound a little worried there 50 cent.

11-26-2002, 09:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	check out http://www.meb.uni-bonn.de/cancernet/201121.html it can tell you all the technical stuff you need to know. basically, if your doctor thinks it's cancer, he'll send you directly to the hospital to get an ultrasound done. it's quick and painless, the worst part of this is the extreme coldness of the insturment used and the (quite possible) female doc seeing you with shrinkage in full effect. if the ultrasound shows that it is most likely cancer, the head xray tech will come out, sit you down in a private room and tell you. don't worry, you'll be able to tell by the look on the face of the doctor that does the scan how it came out... then you'll have to have surgery. if you have to get cut up, let me know and I'll tell you all about that too. if you have any questions or anything, just ask.

11-26-2002, 09:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Hell yeah, thanks man. And all this time I just thought you were a huge stinky dick-licker. You're alright there StDx.

11-28-2002, 03:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	UPDATE: As it turns out, my doctor found no immediate threats (lumps)... however, he cant really explain why the hell my jewels are in pain. He said if the pain persists for 2 weeks, i should come back in... hmmm... sounds like a plan. PLGHHHHH.