A pimp torch-ligher, fuckingcoolshit - Nubblies.net Forums

04-23-2003, 06:36 PM

Listen, I'd like to own a pimp torch/lighter thing, and I'd like to not have to pay for it. In order to make this happen, I need you to take about 5 minutes to do something for me. I need you to visit:
http://forums.fuckingcoolshit.com/in...referrerid=809

and sign up with their forums (using Orgazmo as the referrer, of course...should already be filled in). After this, I need you to make 5 (at least) posts in their forums. Don't be a cunt and post dumb shit...post things that actually pertain to the topic. It actually is a pretty cool forum...not too different from this one.

Over there, they have a currency in which they reward their members. It's called the FuckBuck. You get 2 fuckbucks for signing up + 2 fuckbucks/member that you refer. With the fuckbucks, you can do shit to modify your username...or you can buy shit in their fuckingcool store...which is what I'd like to do. I'd like to see myself with a nice blowgun...but, realistically, I think that I actually have a chance at gettin a torch lighter.

At the very least, we can scavenge through their site and strip it of good ideas...using them here for our own betterment. That's what real pirates do

Just make sure to make 5 posts while scavenging so that your leader can have a pimp toy. You want me to have a pimp toy, don't you?

04-23-2003, 08:26 PM

You're a good man, Mr. Angelus. Now, if you'd simply donate 5 posts to that site, I'd hold you in a regard high enough to induce a nosebleed.

04-23-2003, 09:14 PM

Remind me at school tomorrow, and I'll be there like Oprah on a cupcake...

Titan · 04-23-2003, 09:18 PM

I highly doubt Oprah could fit on a cupcake...

I don't even think Oprah could fit on a 500 lb. cupcake.

Combat Chuck · 04-23-2003, 10:23 PM

Eh, I've seen that one done before. Believe, it's something.

04-24-2003, 12:23 PM

Consider it cupcakeized.

Niger Angelus · 04-24-2003, 07:27 PM

I am such a whore for you Orgazmo, such a whore. [

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[This message has been edited by Niger Angelus (edited April 24, 2003).]

Niger Angelus · 04-24-2003, 07:29 PM

Why wont my smiley work damnit?!?!?!

04-24-2003, 07:39 PM

A.) You don't need the brackets around it.

B.) it's ; (semicolon) + ) (right parenthesis) ((not : (colon)))

C.) You can look @ the smiley legend if you click on "reply" instead of using "quick reply" to see all of the possibly smiley combinations.

D.) Yes, you were my whore in this case...but I've been your whore indirectly through Nubblies for quite sometime now

*

*This is a smiley.

Niger Angelus · 04-25-2003, 12:16 AM

Eh now, none of that. And I never came to think of it that way. I have always see you as the one the ran the brothel. I never saw you as the one that participated.

04-27-2003, 07:48 PM

So I've been checking out my fuckbuck status daily @ fuckingcoolshit...watching it get closer and closer to the pimp lighter. One day, even though I personally witnessed a few people signing up under my name and getting 5 posts, it stopped giving me referrals. After this, I got another person to donate $2 to me so that I'd have $10...and enough for the pimp son of a bitch. I ordered the bastard at about 1:30 today, got a message back that it'd be shipped tomorrow...so I should have it soon. After I got that msg, I checked my fuckbuck status and it was up to $16 (making me the 8th richest person on the board...out of like 800-900 members). Anyway, I'm assuming they haven't taken out the $10 for the lighter yet, meaning I'll have $6. Many a'thing could be done with this $6...like, saving for another lighter, going for a blowgun, or saving for the battleaxe that is $38 (many a'member has said this is what should be done). I don't really care. To me, the important thing is that the torch lighter is soon to be on the way...meaning that the next meltables should have quite a bit of goodness added.

To those that signed up under my name and made your 5 posts...and even moreso to those who donated the $2 that you got after you signed up to the Torch-Lighter's cause, God bless you and your's. Of course, I'm going to be using it to melt shit on my own time...but you've really done a duty to your fellow Nubblites in regards to making the next Meltables pimp as hell. Thank you.

Ugly Bastard · 04-27-2003, 08:11 PM

Congratulations on your windfall of success. Let me/us know if there is anything else we can do to help you take steps toward the elusive battle-axe.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 04-27-2003, 11:54 PM

Damn, I want a lighter now.

04-28-2003, 01:34 AM

You got your damned lighter, now start saving for the battle-ax. Sure it'll take a while, but nothing good ever came easy. It'll be something we can work at for a while...

04-28-2003, 01:52 AM

Well I'm going to need a shitload more of referrals to get that bastard...

05-02-2003, 02:10 PM

*bump* [for the battle ax]

Sign up and post you lazyites.

05-04-2003, 03:49 AM

nnnnnnnnnnGOT IT!

It's really little...and the flame is only like an inch long...but it's still really pimp. Haven't melted anything yet...I'll keep you updated.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-10-2007, 03:00 AM

update this thread please

Orgazmo · 12-10-2007, 09:54 PM

It broke a long time ago. Sim flex got me a replacement that's a bronzed middle finger. It kinda works to this day. It will still melt a penny.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-10-2009, 08:52 AM

thats fucking tits dude

Orgazmo · 03-10-2009, 10:11 AM

I still have the bronze finger. I think it still works.

04-23-2003, 06:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Listen, I'd like to own a pimp torch/lighter thing, and I'd like to not have to pay for it. In order to make this happen, I need you to take about 5 minutes to do something for me. I need you to visit: http://forums.fuckingcoolshit.com/in...referrerid=809 and sign up with their forums (using Orgazmo as the referrer, of course...should already be filled in). After this, I need you to make 5 (at least) posts in their forums. Don't be a cunt and post dumb shit...post things that actually pertain to the topic. It actually is a pretty cool forum...not too different from this one. Over there, they have a currency in which they reward their members. It's called the FuckBuck. You get 2 fuckbucks for signing up + 2 fuckbucks/member that you refer. With the fuckbucks, you can do shit to modify your username...or you can buy shit in their fuckingcool store...which is what I'd like to do. I'd like to see myself with a nice blowgun...but, realistically, I think that I actually have a chance at gettin a torch lighter. At the very least, we can scavenge through their site and strip it of good ideas...using them here for our own betterment. That's what real pirates do Just make sure to make 5 posts while scavenging so that your leader can have a pimp toy. You want me to have a pimp toy, don't you?
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-23-2003, 08:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	You're a good man, Mr. Angelus. Now, if you'd simply donate 5 posts to that site, I'd hold you in a regard high enough to induce a nosebleed.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-23-2003, 09:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Remind me at school tomorrow, and I'll be there like Oprah on a cupcake...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

04-24-2003, 12:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Consider it cupcakeized.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

04-24-2003, 07:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I am such a whore for you Orgazmo, such a whore. [] [This message has been edited by Niger Angelus (edited April 24, 2003).]

04-23-2003, 09:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I highly doubt Oprah could fit on a cupcake... I don't even think Oprah could fit on a 500 lb. cupcake.

04-23-2003, 10:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Eh, I've seen that one done before. Believe, it's something.

04-24-2003, 07:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Why wont my smiley work damnit?!?!?!

04-24-2003, 07:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	A.) You don't need the brackets around it. B.) it's ; (semicolon) + ) (right parenthesis) ((not : (colon))) C.) You can look @ the smiley legend if you click on "reply" instead of using "quick reply" to see all of the possibly smiley combinations. D.) Yes, you were my whore in this case...but I've been your whore indirectly through Nubblies for quite sometime now * *This is a smiley.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-25-2003, 12:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Eh now, none of that. And I never came to think of it that way. I have always see you as the one the ran the brothel. I never saw you as the one that participated.

04-27-2003, 07:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	So I've been checking out my fuckbuck status daily @ fuckingcoolshit...watching it get closer and closer to the pimp lighter. One day, even though I personally witnessed a few people signing up under my name and getting 5 posts, it stopped giving me referrals. After this, I got another person to donate $2 to me so that I'd have $10...and enough for the pimp son of a bitch. I ordered the bastard at about 1:30 today, got a message back that it'd be shipped tomorrow...so I should have it soon. After I got that msg, I checked my fuckbuck status and it was up to $16 (making me the 8th richest person on the board...out of like 800-900 members). Anyway, I'm assuming they haven't taken out the $10 for the lighter yet, meaning I'll have $6. Many a'thing could be done with this $6...like, saving for another lighter, going for a blowgun, or saving for the battleaxe that is $38 (many a'member has said this is what should be done). I don't really care. To me, the important thing is that the torch lighter is soon to be on the way...meaning that the next meltables should have quite a bit of goodness added. To those that signed up under my name and made your 5 posts...and even moreso to those who donated the $2 that you got after you signed up to the Torch-Lighter's cause, God bless you and your's. Of course, I'm going to be using it to melt shit on my own time...but you've really done a duty to your fellow Nubblites in regards to making the next Meltables pimp as hell. Thank you.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-27-2003, 08:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Congratulations on your windfall of success. Let me/us know if there is anything else we can do to help you take steps toward the elusive battle-axe. -Ugly Bastard

04-27-2003, 11:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Damn, I want a lighter now.

04-28-2003, 01:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	You got your damned lighter, now start saving for the battle-ax. Sure it'll take a while, but nothing good ever came easy. It'll be something we can work at for a while...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

04-28-2003, 01:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Well I'm going to need a shitload more of referrals to get that bastard...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-10-2007, 03:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	update this thread please
	#YOLO

03-10-2009, 08:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	thats fucking tits dude
	#YOLO

05-02-2003, 02:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	bump [for the battle ax] Sign up and post you lazyites.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

05-04-2003, 03:49 AM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	nnnnnnnnnnGOT IT! It's really little...and the flame is only like an inch long...but it's still really pimp. Haven't melted anything yet...I'll keep you updated.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-10-2007, 09:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	It broke a long time ago. Sim flex got me a replacement that's a bronzed middle finger. It kinda works to this day. It will still melt a penny.

03-10-2009, 10:11 AM	#21 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I still have the bronze finger. I think it still works.