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Ugly Bastard · 01-06-2003, 02:15 PM

Both of these Heros have opposing goals. One to save the world, and one to destroy the world (in one way or another).

But in a fight against each other, who wins?

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 01-06-2003, 04:00 PM

The Duke of disaster wins and here's why, his evil is a much stronger force than captain planet's pussy ass message.

Niger Angelus · 01-06-2003, 04:47 PM

DUKE all the way, well not to be confused with the pussy member on here that goes as 'Duke'.

buckeye · 01-06-2003, 09:26 PM

okay the duke, would tear the shit out of captain planet. Here is why.

The planeteers (sp?) and captain planet are interdependent. The planeteers summon Captain P, and when push comes to shove, Captain P is always saving the planeteers ass or vise versa. So in this little fight the pussy little planeteers would summon Captain P. The Duke would chuckle at this piece of shit and then proceed to pump lead into the planeteers; after all they can only stop environmental disasters not bullets. After Captain P sees, the brains of his fellow tree huggers splatter, like the shit of a fat man after he ate 10 spicy burritos, he would immediately be filled with fear, and hatred. He would probably use one of his pussy environmental powers like command a bunch of monkeys to attack the Duke. The Duke would simply pull out a rocket launcher fire two rockets, the first sending the monkeys into orbit, while the second would leave a hole in Captain Planet, comparable to that of Jenna Jameson's pussy. With the tree huggers defeated, the Duke would have successfully paved a path for the local logging company to proceed to chop down the rainforest, and provide firewood for all.

The End.

Buckeye

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ninjaface · 01-06-2003, 10:15 PM

Although Captain Planet has a mullet, hes still a pussy. That and the fact that he relies on those kids with rings. If Duke killed just one of them, then Captain Planet would be shit out of luck. I would like him to kill that stupid Indian kid. the one with the power of heart. what the fuck is heart. that kid deserves to die. anyhow, even if captain planet wasnt dependent of those kids, a little toxic waste puts him in his place. He stands no chance. Hail to the king, baby.

01-06-2003, 10:16 PM

Duke would win.

He would simply threaten to cut down a forest. Then Captain Pansy-ass would try to save them and he and all his homoerotic friends would chain themselves to the trees so that they cannot be cut down, or so they think. Duke, being the sneaky bastard he is, would simply cut down all the trees from the point immediately above CP and hug-a-tree followers. Captain Planet would then cry to death.

tonguegina · 01-09-2003, 02:47 AM

Duke would definately win, but I've gotta say, as a kid I loved watching Captain Planet. I mean, they all had those cool rings and the awesome early '90's theme song...I think I even used to have one of those rings and they made noise. Ahh...to be back in the day where Captain Planet and the Ninja Turtles could readily be found on tv...

01-06-2003, 10:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
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01-06-2003, 02:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Both of these Heros have opposing goals. One to save the world, and one to destroy the world (in one way or another). But in a fight against each other, who wins? -Ugly Bastard

01-06-2003, 04:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	The Duke of disaster wins and here's why, his evil is a much stronger force than captain planet's pussy ass message.

01-06-2003, 04:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	DUKE all the way, well not to be confused with the pussy member on here that goes as 'Duke'.

01-06-2003, 09:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	okay the duke, would tear the shit out of captain planet. Here is why. The planeteers (sp?) and captain planet are interdependent. The planeteers summon Captain P, and when push comes to shove, Captain P is always saving the planeteers ass or vise versa. So in this little fight the pussy little planeteers would summon Captain P. The Duke would chuckle at this piece of shit and then proceed to pump lead into the planeteers; after all they can only stop environmental disasters not bullets. After Captain P sees, the brains of his fellow tree huggers splatter, like the shit of a fat man after he ate 10 spicy burritos, he would immediately be filled with fear, and hatred. He would probably use one of his pussy environmental powers like command a bunch of monkeys to attack the Duke. The Duke would simply pull out a rocket launcher fire two rockets, the first sending the monkeys into orbit, while the second would leave a hole in Captain Planet, comparable to that of Jenna Jameson's pussy. With the tree huggers defeated, the Duke would have successfully paved a path for the local logging company to proceed to chop down the rainforest, and provide firewood for all. The End. Buckeye [This message has been edited by buckeye (edited January 06, 2003).]

01-06-2003, 10:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Although Captain Planet has a mullet, hes still a pussy. That and the fact that he relies on those kids with rings. If Duke killed just one of them, then Captain Planet would be shit out of luck. I would like him to kill that stupid Indian kid. the one with the power of heart. what the fuck is heart. that kid deserves to die. anyhow, even if captain planet wasnt dependent of those kids, a little toxic waste puts him in his place. He stands no chance. Hail to the king, baby.

01-09-2003, 02:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Duke would definately win, but I've gotta say, as a kid I loved watching Captain Planet. I mean, they all had those cool rings and the awesome early '90's theme song...I think I even used to have one of those rings and they made noise. Ahh...to be back in the day where Captain Planet and the Ninja Turtles could readily be found on tv...