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05-23-2003, 12:36 AM

As seen on the Howard Stern Show, I present to you a "game" of sorts (not gamey enough to go into the games thread). The game, Fuck Marry Kill, is based on simple concepts. Three human beings are presented to you...and you must choose which one you would fuck, which one you would marry, and which one you would kill. Feel free to propose any new trio at any time and to answer any of the propsed...

To start...

Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy

Ugly Bastard · 05-23-2003, 12:38 AM

Marry-Spears
Fuck-McCarthy
Kill-Electra

I never thought I'd see a group of three girls with Britney Spears included, and her being the least slutiest of the trio.

Good thread.

-Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 12:54 AM

F: Electra
M: McCarthy
K: Spears

Titan · 05-23-2003, 01:05 AM

Fuck Spears. (nice with the boobs)
Marry McCarthy. (lots of sex)
Kill Electra. (she's just dumb)

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 22, 2003).]

05-23-2003, 01:19 AM

Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz

Again, feel free to make your own FMK trios. In other words, please make your own FMK trios...

Titan · 05-23-2003, 01:31 AM

Kill Cameron, GOD she's annoying
Marry Lucy Liu, she's the most sane
Fuck Drew... anyone name Drew is worth fucking.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 22, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 05-23-2003, 01:32 AM

Titan, (other than the fact that you used it as a bit of a pun), why would you want to fuck Drew Barrymore? Honestly....sick.

Fuck: Lucy Lui....Oriental, you know.

Marry: Diaz
Kill: Barrymore

-Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 01:36 AM

I agree with Bastard.

Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyra Banks

buckeye · 05-23-2003, 01:47 AM

Fuck: Tyra
Marry: Jennifer
Kill: Neve

05-23-2003, 01:50 AM

F: Neve
M: Tyra
K: Jennifer

Ugly Bastard · 05-23-2003, 01:53 AM

Lethal's Mom, Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks

-Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 02:51 PM

Marry - Spears
Fuck -McCarthy
Kill -Electra

Marry - Lucy Liu
Fuck - Cameron Diaz
Kill - Drew Barrymore

Marry: Tyra Banks
Fuck: LoveHewitt
Kill: Campbell

05-23-2003, 02:52 PM

Here's a new one: Titan, Ugly Bastard, Orgazmo.

05-23-2003, 06:13 PM

F: Titan
M: Ugly Bastard
K: Myself...after fucking and marrying two guys...

Ugly Bastard · 05-24-2003, 09:12 PM

F: Myself....I'd rather masturbate than fuck a guy.
M: Prolly Titan, he's submissive
K: 'gaz...sorry.

-Ugly Bastard

Lethal · 05-25-2003, 03:48 PM

F: N/A
M: N/A
K: Ugly (you God damn fucker, proposing my mom, i ought to kill you for the hell of it)

[This message has been edited by Lethal (edited May 25, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 05-25-2003, 04:27 PM

Oh God that really got a chuckle out of me.

-Ugly Bastard

05-25-2003, 06:30 PM

Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow

Ugly Bastard · 05-25-2003, 06:47 PM

F: Aniston
M: Cox
K: Kudrow

-Ugly Bastard

StDx · 05-25-2003, 08:52 PM

F: Aniston
M: Aniston
K: Cox and Kudrow

Lethal · 05-26-2003, 02:15 AM

F: Kudrow
M: Aniston
K: Cox

05-26-2003, 04:24 AM

You would honestly fuck Kudrow over Cox?

Again, my thoughts parallel UB's.

Saint DH · 05-26-2003, 10:38 PM

F: Cox
M: Aniston
K: Kudrow

Pliedes · 05-27-2003, 01:41 PM

This one's a no brainer...

F: Aniston
M: Cox
K: Kudrow

Ugly Bastard · 05-27-2003, 01:55 PM

Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski

-Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 12:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	As seen on the Howard Stern Show, I present to you a "game" of sorts (not gamey enough to go into the games thread). The game, Fuck Marry Kill, is based on simple concepts. Three human beings are presented to you...and you must choose which one you would fuck, which one you would marry, and which one you would kill. Feel free to propose any new trio at any time and to answer any of the propsed... To start... Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy
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05-23-2003, 12:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	F: Electra M: McCarthy K: Spears
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05-23-2003, 01:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz Again, feel free to make your own FMK trios. In other words, please make your own FMK trios...
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05-23-2003, 01:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I agree with Bastard. Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyra Banks
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05-23-2003, 01:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	F: Neve M: Tyra K: Jennifer
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05-23-2003, 12:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Marry-Spears Fuck-McCarthy Kill-Electra I never thought I'd see a group of three girls with Britney Spears included, and her being the least slutiest of the trio. Good thread. -Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 01:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Fuck Spears. (nice with the boobs) Marry McCarthy. (lots of sex) Kill Electra. (she's just dumb) [This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 22, 2003).]

05-23-2003, 01:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Kill Cameron, GOD she's annoying Marry Lucy Liu, she's the most sane Fuck Drew... anyone name Drew is worth fucking. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 22, 2003).]

05-23-2003, 01:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Titan, (other than the fact that you used it as a bit of a pun), why would you want to fuck Drew Barrymore? Honestly....sick. Fuck: Lucy Lui....Oriental, you know. Marry: Diaz Kill: Barrymore -Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 01:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	Fuck: Tyra Marry: Jennifer Kill: Neve

05-23-2003, 01:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Lethal's Mom, Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks -Ugly Bastard

05-23-2003, 02:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Marry - Spears Fuck -McCarthy Kill -Electra Marry - Lucy Liu Fuck - Cameron Diaz Kill - Drew Barrymore Marry: Tyra Banks Fuck: LoveHewitt Kill: Campbell
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05-23-2003, 02:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Here's a new one: Titan, Ugly Bastard, Orgazmo.
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05-23-2003, 06:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	F: Titan M: Ugly Bastard K: Myself...after fucking and marrying two guys...
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05-24-2003, 09:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	F: Myself....I'd rather masturbate than fuck a guy. M: Prolly Titan, he's submissive K: 'gaz...sorry. -Ugly Bastard

05-25-2003, 03:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	F: N/A M: N/A K: Ugly (you God damn fucker, proposing my mom, i ought to kill you for the hell of it) [This message has been edited by Lethal (edited May 25, 2003).]

05-25-2003, 04:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oh God that really got a chuckle out of me. -Ugly Bastard

05-25-2003, 06:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow
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05-25-2003, 06:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	F: Aniston M: Cox K: Kudrow -Ugly Bastard

05-25-2003, 08:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	F: Aniston M: Aniston K: Cox and Kudrow

05-26-2003, 02:15 AM	#21 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	F: Kudrow M: Aniston K: Cox

05-26-2003, 04:24 AM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	You would honestly fuck Kudrow over Cox? Again, my thoughts parallel UB's.
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05-26-2003, 10:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	F: Cox M: Aniston K: Kudrow

05-27-2003, 01:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	This one's a no brainer... F: Aniston M: Cox K: Kudrow

05-27-2003, 01:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski -Ugly Bastard