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Fruitacious B · 03-17-2005, 03:59 PM

Would anyone happen to know how to pass a saliva drug test?

Don't say "don't do drugs", because well, that's just too obvious, fuckers.

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 04:02 PM

im sure Gaz is googling to find that out right now.....

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:06 PM

hey, I have a question about drug tests too, do caffine pills show up?

Fruitacious B · 03-17-2005, 04:07 PM

depends on the test.

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:09 PM

The one at the high school.

Orgazmo · 03-17-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
Would anyone happen to know how to pass a saliva drug test?

Don't say "don't do drugs", because well, that's just too obvious, fuckers.

Saliva drug tests only detect shit from the past 3-4 days.

I realize that doesn't answer your question...but it may solve your problem.

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 04:15 PM

On the radio this morning, the "rock & Roll Morning Show" (KOMP 92.3 in Vegas)was tellin a story about a guy who called in yesterday and said he got in an accident in a company truck, and by law he was required to take a drug test, even though he wasn't at fault. Now the guy had his buddy piss for him because he was worried about marijuana showing up. Well, the test came back negative for meth. and the guy lost the job. Said he was actually thinking of telling them to test DNA to show it really wasnt his piss, like thats gonna help him get his job back.

Stupid idiot should've asked his buddy if he'd been doing any drugs, or better yet, just bought the $20 bottle of detox to dillude ur piss, worked 4 me.

Fruitacious B · 03-17-2005, 04:16 PM

Where'd you see that? and if you're right, I love you.

edit: that was directed toward gaz.

[ March 17, 2005, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]

George Sherman · 03-17-2005, 04:25 PM

Shit has worked for me in the past too. Faraway, what kind of caffiene pills are they?

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:27 PM

um, Kickers I think. They're legal, but I'm not 18 for like 3 weeks.

Ugly Bastard · 03-17-2005, 04:29 PM

Just say "no" to drugs.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 03-17-2005, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
Where'd you see that? and if you're right, I love you.

This website. It's probably lying, though.

George Sherman · 03-17-2005, 04:31 PM

They might show up whether they are legal or not. Some over the counter sleep aids will show up as benzodiazapine. So they might show up as anphtamine, not methanphetamine, just anphetamine.

Edit: I would say the best option for anyone who is worried about getting drug tested is to quit until you get tested, AND get some Detox shit from your local headshop.

[ March 17, 2005, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Just say "no" to drugs.

-Ugly Bastard

Good one man

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:38 PM

Mine aren't drugs, but I can still get in trouble for them. I just want to know if they are going to show up or not.

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 04:39 PM

how often do u take them?

Fruitacious B · 03-17-2005, 04:39 PM

did you get tested?

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:42 PM

I got tested like 2 weeks ago and didnt have anything in me, I just started taking the kickers a couple of days ago because of my work load. The testing at the high schools random so I might not get tested again, or I might any day now.

Fruitacious B · 03-17-2005, 04:44 PM

I doubt that it will happen again.

George Sherman · 03-17-2005, 04:44 PM

I would aire with the side of caution on this one, stop taking them, besides those fucks ARE addictive, my sister got addicted to those her senior year to "help" with work and school. But she just got addictive, the only drug worth doing in weed.

Edit: And yes they are drugs.

[ March 17, 2005, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

MAGICLIT · 03-17-2005, 04:46 PM

they test randomly in schools in the mid-west? What is this country coming to? I got caught smoking pot in high school and they didnt do shit

George Sherman · 03-17-2005, 04:47 PM

I got in so much trouuble and this same high, hehe, schhool for pot, I goit in a lot of trouble over it.

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:48 PM

yeah its pretty sad. I'm not addicted to them though, but fuck,3 schools and 2 jobs, who can blame me, I dont take them that often but enough that if I get tested they will show.

George Sherman · 03-17-2005, 04:48 PM

So the bestr of options is to stop them.

farawayfromhere · 03-17-2005, 04:49 PM

yeah its pretty sad. I'm not addicted to them though, but fuck,3 schools and 2 jobs, who can blame me, I dont take them that often but enough that if I get tested they will show.

03-17-2005, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Would anyone happen to know how to pass a saliva drug test? Don't say "don't do drugs", because well, that's just too obvious, fuckers.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-17-2005, 04:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	im sure Gaz is googling to find that out right now.....
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-17-2005, 04:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	hey, I have a question about drug tests too, do caffine pills show up?
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-17-2005, 04:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	depends on the test.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-17-2005, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	The one at the high school.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-17-2005, 04:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	On the radio this morning, the "rock & Roll Morning Show" (KOMP 92.3 in Vegas)was tellin a story about a guy who called in yesterday and said he got in an accident in a company truck, and by law he was required to take a drug test, even though he wasn't at fault. Now the guy had his buddy piss for him because he was worried about marijuana showing up. Well, the test came back negative for meth. and the guy lost the job. Said he was actually thinking of telling them to test DNA to show it really wasnt his piss, like thats gonna help him get his job back. Stupid idiot should've asked his buddy if he'd been doing any drugs, or better yet, just bought the $20 bottle of detox to dillude ur piss, worked 4 me.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-17-2005, 04:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Where'd you see that? and if you're right, I love you. edit: that was directed toward gaz. [ March 17, 2005, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-17-2005, 04:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Shit has worked for me in the past too. Faraway, what kind of caffiene pills are they?
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-17-2005, 04:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	um, Kickers I think. They're legal, but I'm not 18 for like 3 weeks.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-17-2005, 04:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Just say "no" to drugs. -Ugly Bastard

03-17-2005, 04:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	They might show up whether they are legal or not. Some over the counter sleep aids will show up as benzodiazapine. So they might show up as anphtamine, not methanphetamine, just anphetamine. Edit: I would say the best option for anyone who is worried about getting drug tested is to quit until you get tested, AND get some Detox shit from your local headshop. [ March 17, 2005, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-17-2005, 04:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	Mine aren't drugs, but I can still get in trouble for them. I just want to know if they are going to show up or not.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-17-2005, 04:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	how often do u take them?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-17-2005, 04:39 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	did you get tested?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-17-2005, 04:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	I got tested like 2 weeks ago and didnt have anything in me, I just started taking the kickers a couple of days ago because of my work load. The testing at the high schools random so I might not get tested again, or I might any day now.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-17-2005, 04:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I doubt that it will happen again.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-17-2005, 04:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I would aire with the side of caution on this one, stop taking them, besides those fucks ARE addictive, my sister got addicted to those her senior year to "help" with work and school. But she just got addictive, the only drug worth doing in weed. Edit: And yes they are drugs. [ March 17, 2005, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-17-2005, 04:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	they test randomly in schools in the mid-west? What is this country coming to? I got caught smoking pot in high school and they didnt do shit
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-17-2005, 04:47 PM	#22 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I got in so much trouuble and this same high, hehe, schhool for pot, I goit in a lot of trouble over it.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-17-2005, 04:48 PM	#23 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	yeah its pretty sad. I'm not addicted to them though, but fuck,3 schools and 2 jobs, who can blame me, I dont take them that often but enough that if I get tested they will show.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

03-17-2005, 04:48 PM	#24 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	So the bestr of options is to stop them.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-17-2005, 04:49 PM	#25 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	yeah its pretty sad. I'm not addicted to them though, but fuck,3 schools and 2 jobs, who can blame me, I dont take them that often but enough that if I get tested they will show.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."