My favoritest Football Teams

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

These are my favorite teams.

The Chicago Bears

I actually like Rex Grossman, he adds a bit of whimsy to the team. It's like, what is he going to do next? I like how Lovie sticks to his guns about his quarterback. If the situation in Chicago was the same as the debacle in Atlanta I would immediately stop being a bears fan. I really think most of the shit that happens to Grossman is bad luck. I really feel bad for him when fucks up, but every week he starts another game, for some reason I believe hes going to finally get his shit together for good. I'd like to see him back in 2008 for another go to if possible. The running back situation I hate. Cedric Benson is a piece of shit. Who doesn't like Devin Hester? His return TD against the vikings was the most ridiculous thing all year. Have you ever seen somebody drift back like that sensing exactly the right time to rip off for
89 yards. Why isn't he getting the ball more? Why isn't he playing quarterback and kicking field goals?

Dallas Cowboys

Tony Romo. Tony Romo Tony Romo Tony Romo Tony Romo. God I love Tony Romo, or as I like to call him T-Ro. I was watching as the Cowboys were getting destroyed by the Giants last year when Parcells finally decided to bench Bledsoe for good. And then I witnessed some pretty exciting football after T-Ro's first pass was a pick. This guy who I'd never heard of before was running around making plays, throwing bullet passes and scored a couple of TDs and a 2pt conversion despite throwing 3 picks on the day. It was a rocky start, but I was instantly smitten. I said to myself, "damn, guys got some potential." Romo went on to win the next 5 of 6 games. He threw 5 TD passes against Tampa Bay helping me absolutely trounce f3lix's fantasy football team by nearly 50 points.

Nearly the entire Cowboys organization was involved in my favorite

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this year. Jerry Jones is a badass. If there is a secret organization of old men that run the country and do evil stuff conspiracy theorists dream up Jones is definitely on the Board of directors.

Tennessee Titans

Vince Young is a moron. I'm not trying to be funny here, he really is a moron. Like I would bet his IQ is in the area of around 85-90. He scored a reported 6 on his first attempt at the Wonderlic test. Thats retarded level folks. Out of the 50 point test, 20-24 is supposedly average, a score of 10 suggests a person is literate. The stuff Vince says just makes me shake my head, from his silly comment about worried about having his feelings hurt ESPN about him to him being one of those people who has a tattoo for his

auntie's momma's baby

auntie's momma's baby

. So why do I like Vince Young? Hes a Fucking Football Frankenstein Freak of nature, thats why. And hes a good guy, with such a strong human desire to prove himself that he works his ass off studying to be a quarter back. He's not a thug, hes a momma's boy. I like watching him, if only they'd let him loose and have him run 100 yards a game. I hope he succeeds and becomes one of the best QBs in the league.

New England Patriots

The Evil Empire. Is it just me or does Tom Brady look more like Bill Belichick every year? They even has the same fucking haircut. I want to see Bill Belichick just completely destroy all competition this year. I want to see him win the next 5 super bowls, and then just disappear. Then be discovered in the jungles of Vietnam as a leader of a militant cult like that movie with Marlon Brando.

Indianapolis Colts

Dork, how can you like BOTH the New England Patriots and Indianapolis Colts? Most people think New England are the bad guys and the Colts are the good guys. But I know the truth. The Colts are just as Evil as the patriots. But they're better at manipulating the media. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if the Colts pump crowd noise into their stadium. Theyre just as shady with their Injury reports as the Patriots. Peyton Manning with his "Aw shucks" way of talking to the media and Tony Dungy and his nice guy persona are all a facade. I know the truth about Tony Dungy's son. Dungy had him killed and made it look like a suicide so he would be popular with the media. All the evidence is there you just have to read between the lines. While I love watching when Manning Chokes it up and whines, I also respect his ability and the thing hes got going with his receivers.

[Ugly Bastard]

Nice post. I love that Hester video. I'm not sure I've enjoyed watching an athlete more than him since Jordan.

[Ugly Bastard]

Also, if you need anymore evidence that Devin Hester is a complete sicko, watch

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punt return of his from college.

[Orgazmo]

That is insane. The man is insane.