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ProfessorNumber · 06-15-2008, 03:22 PM

Somehow I get the feeling that this topic has already been discussed, but I couldn't find anything with a quick search.

I was recently informed that some bitch/bastard decided to make a documentary about the biggest piece of shit highschool in America: WCHS. What a crock of dog/horse/bull shit. I honestly hope that every "real-life" kid from that "documentary" gets addicted to drugs -- addictive drugs -- and overdoses in a painful and embarassing way. And then dies. Forever.

Cocktooth · 06-15-2008, 03:51 PM

Someone seems upset that they weren't cast in this masterpiece of a documentary.

ProfessorNumber · 06-15-2008, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Someone seems upset that they were cast in this masterpiece of a documentary.

I think you meant to say that I was upset that I WASN"T cast in this masterpiece. On the contrary, I missed being in this brilliant production by about 3 years, and I'm definitely not a big enough douche to be in it.

Cocktooth · 06-15-2008, 06:58 PM

Well, these douche's are on a big screen acrossed America. I'm sure you would just hate that, wouldn't you???

ProfessorNumber · 06-15-2008, 09:18 PM

Perhaps I'm not getting the right message across here. I hate how the director thinks she is some motherfucking visionary who is portraying "such an important stage of these cock-sucker's lives". Her movie is not original. It's like MTV's The Hills, except staged in a cornfield, with less interesting/attractive characters. Second, I hate how everyone thinks that being a senior in high school is such a huge fucking deal. It's not -- in fact, senior year of high school is one of the more insignificant events in a person's life. You slack off, party a lot, and everyone brags about what college they are going to. Big fucking deal!

Would I hate to be on a big screen "acrossed" America? That depends. Personally, when I watch movies/shows like this, I actually feel embarassed for the characters. Now for the rest of their lives, they're "that guy" from some shitty "documentary". Hell, if they're happy with that stigma, then more power to them -- I personally wouldn't be happy in that situation. Now, if I were given the opportunity to play a small role in a REAL movie, I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to it. However, I'm not an actor, and that scenario will probably never come to fruition.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-15-2008, 09:21 PM

So this movie is called american teen?

malibu · 06-17-2008, 01:01 AM

Yes, it is called American Teen and although they've given it the title of being a documentary, it's all so fake. This movie was filmed during my senior year, and nothing from the trailer I've seen for the film is accurate or even true. The rebel of the movie, Hannah, a kind of outcast girl in my class is dating the preppier guy Mitch of the movie. This was nowhere near the truth. Plus the athlete Colin has no money and is trying to figure out how he's going to pay for college, completely false. I thought it was pretty cool that they chose Warsaw to do a documentary although I don't understand what reason they thought to do such a thing. I guess they realized that people in the school were already fake so it would be an easy role for them to play.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-17-2008, 01:08 AM

I still want to see you naked.

Beebs · 06-17-2008, 09:02 AM

Trailer?

BigDongedHoe · 06-17-2008, 11:24 AM

YouTube - American Teen - Trailer

I messed around with Megan my senior year here and there when she was a freshman... kinda funny:

YouTube - American Teen Trailer - Featuring Megan

I also worked with Jake who was a super nice kid, its good to see he gets to spend the whole summer promo'ing the movie in L.A.:

YouTube - American Teen Trailer - Featuring Jake

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-17-2008, 11:48 AM

I counting on getting a scholarship for college, otherwise... its the army.

ROFL

Orgazmo · 06-17-2008, 01:11 PM

Guys, fuck the movie, I can't wait. Just tell me...does she get into Notre Dame??

Repugnant Abomination · 06-17-2008, 02:25 PM

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Cocktooth · 06-17-2008, 02:39 PM

I think it will just be neat to watch. Colin's comment about Cabbrera and Magic Johnson cracks me up!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-17-2008, 04:47 PM

Line!

ProfessorNumber · 06-19-2008, 11:36 PM

I think I could write a better idea for a movie by making random words in snow with my urine. It would also probably be more original and compelling than anything this hag-cunt of a director could come up with.

Ugly Bastard · 06-20-2008, 12:19 AM

Looks pretty uninspiring. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I hadn't gone to the high school the movie was made in.

malibu · 06-20-2008, 12:39 AM

Yeah, if I didn't get to go see it for free since I was in that class, I probably wouldn't. The only reason I'd really want to is to see if I have a cameo anywhere in it. I think it could have been a lot better though without being fake.

Orgazmo · 06-20-2008, 09:04 AM

I'm not sure seeing simply seeing yourself in a movie means you have a cameo. Especially if you're someone no one really knows.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-20-2008, 09:10 AM

Yea, I suggest doing something crazy to get famous. Like post nudes.

Orgazmo · 06-20-2008, 09:38 AM

And then, after the dust has settled, play a small role in American Teen II: Crumbled Dreams.

...and then make a post that you're excited to see your cameo.

Mr. Blonde · 06-20-2008, 02:30 PM

It could be staged 5 years later and star you being a pregnant stripper when the highschool jock comes home from Iraq with a brain injury. Now THATS a movie I would pay to see.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-20-2008, 02:56 PM

You guys are so mean.

Don't listen to them, Malibu, you're a star.

ProfessorNumber · 06-20-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Yea, I suggest doing something crazy to get famous. Like post nudes.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-20-2008, 08:32 PM

hehehehehe

06-15-2008, 03:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	American Teen? Somehow I get the feeling that this topic has already been discussed, but I couldn't find anything with a quick search. I was recently informed that some bitch/bastard decided to make a documentary about the biggest piece of shit highschool in America: WCHS. What a crock of dog/horse/bull shit. I honestly hope that every "real-life" kid from that "documentary" gets addicted to drugs -- addictive drugs -- and overdoses in a painful and embarassing way. And then dies. Forever.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

06-15-2008, 03:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Someone seems upset that they weren't cast in this masterpiece of a documentary.
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06-15-2008, 06:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Well, these douche's are on a big screen acrossed America. I'm sure you would just hate that, wouldn't you???
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-15-2008, 09:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Perhaps I'm not getting the right message across here. I hate how the director thinks she is some motherfucking visionary who is portraying "such an important stage of these cock-sucker's lives". Her movie is not original. It's like MTV's The Hills, except staged in a cornfield, with less interesting/attractive characters. Second, I hate how everyone thinks that being a senior in high school is such a huge fucking deal. It's not -- in fact, senior year of high school is one of the more insignificant events in a person's life. You slack off, party a lot, and everyone brags about what college they are going to. Big fucking deal! Would I hate to be on a big screen "acrossed" America? That depends. Personally, when I watch movies/shows like this, I actually feel embarassed for the characters. Now for the rest of their lives, they're "that guy" from some shitty "documentary". Hell, if they're happy with that stigma, then more power to them -- I personally wouldn't be happy in that situation. Now, if I were given the opportunity to play a small role in a REAL movie, I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to it. However, I'm not an actor, and that scenario will probably never come to fruition.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

06-15-2008, 09:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	So this movie is called american teen?
	#YOLO

06-17-2008, 01:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Yes, it is called American Teen and although they've given it the title of being a documentary, it's all so fake. This movie was filmed during my senior year, and nothing from the trailer I've seen for the film is accurate or even true. The rebel of the movie, Hannah, a kind of outcast girl in my class is dating the preppier guy Mitch of the movie. This was nowhere near the truth. Plus the athlete Colin has no money and is trying to figure out how he's going to pay for college, completely false. I thought it was pretty cool that they chose Warsaw to do a documentary although I don't understand what reason they thought to do such a thing. I guess they realized that people in the school were already fake so it would be an easy role for them to play.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-17-2008, 01:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I still want to see you naked.
	#YOLO

06-17-2008, 09:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Trailer?

06-17-2008, 11:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I counting on getting a scholarship for college, otherwise... its the army. ROFL
	#YOLO

06-17-2008, 01:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Guys, fuck the movie, I can't wait. Just tell me...does she get into Notre Dame??

06-17-2008, 02:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I just threw up a little in my mouth.

06-17-2008, 02:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I think it will just be neat to watch. Colin's comment about Cabbrera and Magic Johnson cracks me up!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-17-2008, 04:47 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Line!
	#YOLO

06-19-2008, 11:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I think I could write a better idea for a movie by making random words in snow with my urine. It would also probably be more original and compelling than anything this hag-cunt of a director could come up with.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

06-20-2008, 12:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Looks pretty uninspiring. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I hadn't gone to the high school the movie was made in.

06-20-2008, 12:39 AM	#18 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Yeah, if I didn't get to go see it for free since I was in that class, I probably wouldn't. The only reason I'd really want to is to see if I have a cameo anywhere in it. I think it could have been a lot better though without being fake.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-20-2008, 09:04 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I'm not sure seeing simply seeing yourself in a movie means you have a cameo. Especially if you're someone no one really knows.

06-20-2008, 09:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Yea, I suggest doing something crazy to get famous. Like post nudes.
	#YOLO

06-20-2008, 09:38 AM	#21 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	And then, after the dust has settled, play a small role in American Teen II: Crumbled Dreams. ...and then make a post that you're excited to see your cameo.

06-20-2008, 02:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	It could be staged 5 years later and star you being a pregnant stripper when the highschool jock comes home from Iraq with a brain injury. Now THATS a movie I would pay to see.

06-20-2008, 02:56 PM	#23 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You guys are so mean. Don't listen to them, Malibu, you're a star.

06-20-2008, 08:32 PM	#25 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	hehehehehe

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