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Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 12:01 PM

Ironic Mustache = Awesome at Poker!

Last night between the hours of 7pm and 11:30pm, local underdog Ironic Mustache mowed through 7 juggernauts of the poker world, proving without a shadow of a doubt once and for all that he's Sacramento's top player.

"Yeah I'm pretty happy with the win. I'd like to thank my family for supporting me, repug for his LOL to my sexbox joke, and of course Ugly Bastard. I couldn't have done it without your solid "push those fuckers around" advice UB, you da man!" -Ironic Mustache

"He's pretty much unbeatable right now. It like the cards just seem to be there for him when he needs them. His poker face is the best I've ever seen, it' menacing even. If he weren't so easy on the eyes you wouldn't even want to look at him when he's bluffing." -Mr. Blonde

"I keep waiting for that inevitable day when I have to stare him down at the final table of the WSOP... Will the student surpass the teacher? Probably." - Ugly Bastard

"I'm so proud of him! I... I... Love... Him... That's right I love him! I don't care who hears me, I want to shout it from the rooftops!" -Repugnant Abomination

"When I first heard he was going to be playing poker on Wednesday night, I was like, 'shit, someone's in trouble.' Ironic just never disappoints." -Orgazmo

"After the win I sent Ironic a bunch of half naked pictures of myself in the shower... One was all the way naked." -THEINCREDIBLEdork

"I sent him my Eharmony profile." -f3lix

"Fuck that prick." -Victim & Tonguegina

Edit: On a side note, those glasses aren't mine. I just was wearing them to upgrade my rockstarability for the picture.

Orgazmo · 11-06-2008, 12:15 PM

"This guy is the for real real deal." -Evander Holyfield

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2008, 12:34 PM

hahahaha

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 01:12 PM

cant see picture, fix picture

Repugnant Abomination · 11-06-2008, 01:44 PM

Iiiiiiiiiironiicccccccccc Mustaaaaaaaachhheeeee!!

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 02:18 PM

I can see the picture just fine. But in case it's a little blurry, that's TWO big ones I'm holding. 2 Hunnit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 02:29 PM

is the picture invisible?

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 02:49 PM

If by invisible you mean totally visible and awesome, then yes.

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2008, 03:11 PM

i also, cannot see the picture

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 03:51 PM

I don't know how to make it anymore visible. Maybe click on this link:

http://nubblies.net/forums/picture.p...3&pictureid=10

That's like the best part of the post.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 04:12 PM

your picture is 1x1 pixel motherfucker, youve pulled this shit before,i won't let you get away with this again

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2008, 04:12 PM

nothing.

Orgazmo · 11-06-2008, 04:13 PM

The picture is only visible to non twats.

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 04:14 PM

Ooooooooooogazmo, your website is ruining my thread and destroying my credibility. How do I fix it?!?!?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

The picture is only visible to non twats.

I'm getting tired of your shit. Things you've accomplished this week: First, you tainted the you know what. Then you ban me. Then to make it worse you have the nerve to fucking coddle me. Now this shit? Fucking fix the picture or tell us how to view it.

Or I'm calling your mother.

Orgazmo · 11-06-2008, 04:34 PM

THE PICTURE IS FINE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Here's proof (I made this visible to both twats and non twats):

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 04:50 PM

The picture is not fine if half the user base can't view it. Why, WHY cant i see it?

Is it really only visible to non-twats?

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 04:50 PM

Get ready to peel fellas cause you just got BURNT.

Quote:

Is it really only visible to non-twats?

I want to know the answer to that too, because I'll totally post more that way if possible.

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2008, 04:53 PM

EXPLAIN

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 05:00 PM

You have a broken internet.

hfam95 · 11-06-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

EXPLAIN

I'm guessing all you crackers who couldn't see it were using firefox or something other than IE.

Orgazmo · 11-06-2008, 05:20 PM

...or you're a twat.

On the small chance there's a scientific [not related to being twatty] explanation, it could be that IM didn't exactly post the right link to the picture. You see, after you upload a picture, there's a small text box under the picture that has code to post the picture. That box has a link to the direct picture (in other words, the url ends in .jpg/.gif/.whateverelse), not a php script that tries to generate the picture.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-06-2008, 05:39 PM

minus 25% experience points for ironic mustache

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2008, 05:48 PM

i'd be pissed if i lost that much xp in fallout 3. also, life. I hope its the early years and he starts pooping his pants and forgets how to tie his shoes

Ironic Mustache · 11-06-2008, 06:01 PM

Pretty much what happened was that I uploaded it to my album instead of the gallery. ID is correct in that my gallery is set to private, which is why only Orgazmo could see it. That takes nothing away from the fact that you guys are all twats though.

11-06-2008, 12:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Extra! Extra! Ironic Mustache = Awesome at Poker! Last night between the hours of 7pm and 11:30pm, local underdog Ironic Mustache mowed through 7 juggernauts of the poker world, proving without a shadow of a doubt once and for all that he's Sacramento's top player. "Yeah I'm pretty happy with the win. I'd like to thank my family for supporting me, repug for his LOL to my sexbox joke, and of course Ugly Bastard. I couldn't have done it without your solid "push those fuckers around" advice UB, you da man!" -Ironic Mustache "He's pretty much unbeatable right now. It like the cards just seem to be there for him when he needs them. His poker face is the best I've ever seen, it' menacing even. If he weren't so easy on the eyes you wouldn't even want to look at him when he's bluffing." -Mr. Blonde "I keep waiting for that inevitable day when I have to stare him down at the final table of the WSOP... Will the student surpass the teacher? Probably." - Ugly Bastard "I'm so proud of him! I... I... Love... Him... That's right I love him! I don't care who hears me, I want to shout it from the rooftops!" -Repugnant Abomination "When I first heard he was going to be playing poker on Wednesday night, I was like, 'shit, someone's in trouble.' Ironic just never disappoints." -Orgazmo "After the win I sent Ironic a bunch of half naked pictures of myself in the shower... One was all the way naked." -THEINCREDIBLEdork "I sent him my Eharmony profile." -f3lix "Fuck that prick." -Victim & Tonguegina Edit: On a side note, those glasses aren't mine. I just was wearing them to upgrade my rockstarability for the picture.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 11-06-2008 at 05:16 PM.

11-06-2008, 12:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	hahahaha
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2008, 01:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	cant see picture, fix picture
	#YOLO

11-06-2008, 02:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I can see the picture just fine. But in case it's a little blurry, that's TWO big ones I'm holding. 2 Hunnit.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 02:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	is the picture invisible?
	#YOLO

11-06-2008, 12:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	"This guy is the for real real deal." -Evander Holyfield

11-06-2008, 01:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Iiiiiiiiiironiicccccccccc Mustaaaaaaaachhheeeee!!

11-06-2008, 02:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If by invisible you mean totally visible and awesome, then yes.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 03:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	i also, cannot see the picture
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2008, 03:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't know how to make it anymore visible. Maybe click on this link: http://nubblies.net/forums/picture.p...3&pictureid=10 That's like the best part of the post.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 04:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	your picture is 1x1 pixel motherfucker, youve pulled this shit before,i won't let you get away with this again
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 11-06-2008 at 04:13 PM.

11-06-2008, 04:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	nothing.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2008, 04:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	The picture is only visible to non twats.

11-06-2008, 04:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Ooooooooooogazmo, your website is ruining my thread and destroying my credibility. How do I fix it?!?!?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 04:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	THE PICTURE IS FINE, MOTHERFUCKER! Here's proof (I made this visible to both twats and non twats):

11-06-2008, 04:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	The picture is not fine if half the user base can't view it. Why, WHY cant i see it? Is it really only visible to non-twats?
	#YOLO

11-06-2008, 04:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	EXPLAIN
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 11-06-2008 at 04:54 PM.

11-06-2008, 05:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You have a broken internet.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-06-2008, 05:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	...or you're a twat. On the small chance there's a scientific [not related to being twatty] explanation, it could be that IM didn't exactly post the right link to the picture. You see, after you upload a picture, there's a small text box under the picture that has code to post the picture. That box has a link to the direct picture (in other words, the url ends in .jpg/.gif/.whateverelse), not a php script that tries to generate the picture.

11-06-2008, 05:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	minus 25% experience points for ironic mustache
	#YOLO

11-06-2008, 05:48 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	i'd be pissed if i lost that much xp in fallout 3. also, life. I hope its the early years and he starts pooping his pants and forgets how to tie his shoes
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2008, 06:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Pretty much what happened was that I uploaded it to my album instead of the gallery. ID is correct in that my gallery is set to private, which is why only Orgazmo could see it. That takes nothing away from the fact that you guys are all twats though.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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