With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility - Nubblies.net Forums

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 04:03 PM

Right now the description of the Life Projects forum reads as follows:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Life Forum

Let's shape up that life of yours. PM Orgazmo for access to the forum. Everyone will be allowed in after an invite request.

Can this be changed to "PM THEINCREDIBLEdork" and from now on if someone wants access they will PM me and then I will PM you telling you they want access?

Orgazmo · 12-19-2008, 04:12 PM

Only if you're sure you could handle that kind of responsibility.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 04:25 PM

I won't let you down, I just thought I should help out a bit around here.

FYI: Attention, future applicants to the Life Projects Forum, you report to me now.

Ironic Mustache · 12-19-2008, 04:41 PM

Nubblites, welcome to the beginning of the end.

BigDongedHoe · 12-19-2008, 05:49 PM

Wow... somebody is really stretching to feel special.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 08:18 PM

Have you ever heard the story about Cane and Able?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 08:47 PM

ATTN: New form letter requirement for Life Projects forums access application.

Please make sure you format your application accordingly through PM:

Make sure you title your pm correctly, "Life Projects Forum Application"
Include your name, age, date joined, and 2 emergency contacts as follows, include all in between quotations exactly as displayed:

Quote:

"Beginning of Application"
[Name]
[age]
[two returns]
[date joined]
[two returns]
[1rst emergency contact]
[one return]
[2nd emergency contact]
"End of Application"

It is very important that you format your PM correctly. Incorrectly formatted PMs are sent to the re-processing department to be analyzed and deciphered. Occasionally applications sent there are misplaced or lost.

AcTivE · 12-21-2008, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Incorrectly formatted PMs are sent to the re-processing department to be analyzed and deciphered. Occasionally applications sent there are misplaced or lost.

ARE YOU OUTSOURCING THIS? i NEED SOME WORK DONE. I'M TRYING ELANCE, I'VE ALSO HEARD CRAIGSLIST WORKS (but have yet to try this). I NEED SOME CHEAP INDIAN LABOR. DO YOU HAVE A CONTACT?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-21-2008, 01:16 PM

I use trained chimps.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-31-2008, 12:08 PM

The workload is getting large enough that I need someone to help with the paperwork. One assistant needed. Must have experience with form letters. Assistant may hire a secretary of his choosing.

Please submit your applications within this thread.

Orgazmo · 12-31-2008, 12:10 PM

I'm willing to help.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 01:03 PM

You already do too much Orgazmo. As a trusted member of this site I would like formally submit the following resume:

I once shaved the entire body of a rhinocerous with a mach 3 turbo.

That about covers my qualifications. My availability is open. My references are as follows:

Repugnant Abomination

The rest of you would probably sell me out.

You have my contact information, I hope to be hearing from you soon.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-31-2008, 01:15 PM

2 applications thus far, all applications are due within 24 hours.

DDTempest · 12-31-2008, 02:14 PM

I am interested in the position only if I can supervise / consult.

Credentials:
In my extensive management experience I have supervised both mentally challenged and mentally almost-capable people.

I once helped a retarded kid named Ned create a rap revolving around his name.

My name is Ned
it rhymes with Ted
Don't call me Ed
Don't call me Ted
I'll hit you in the head
Dye it red
Put you to bed
Don't call me Ted
Aaaaiiiight?

While the lyrics don't flow like a true rapmaster such as Busta Rhymes or Snoop, they certainly give credence to my ability to supervise. I also once filled a large box with helium balloons and told him that he needed to put the box of stuff away and when he opened it all the balloons flew out and hit him in the face on their way to the ceiling. "NED, are you going to put those balloons away or what!?"

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-31-2008, 02:19 PM

well... your application looks pretty sparse. Try putting a little jazz on it like IM did.

DDTempest · 12-31-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

well... your application looks pretty sparse. Try putting a little jazz on it like IM did.

Done.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 03:07 PM

I wasn't aware it was in the realm of political correctness to add experience with retards to one's resume. Being the classy guy that I am, I left it out. Now that I know the gloves are off, I'd like to add that one time I tried to fuck a semi-retarded chick. She wasn't full retard but was pretty close. I'd say about like this here:

I was cockblocked several times before finally getting her alone. She still shot me down, but not before I stole several quarters from her nightstand and turned off the lights and pretended I was a ghost. I really scared the shit out of her, it was hilarious.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-31-2008, 03:17 PM

I just wanted to chime in and say that I'm available for an interview regarding IM's character and work ethic, ID.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-31-2008, 04:11 PM

That would be great repug, is there a time that is convenient for you before friday?

Repugnant Abomination · 12-31-2008, 04:14 PM

My regular business hours are from 12-5.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 04:43 PM

Dear THEINCREDIBLEdork:

I would like to thank you for taking the time to review my application today.

It was certainly my pleasure to get to meet with the excellent staff I hope to work with some day at nubblies.net. I believe that my particular skill set will be a perfect match for the position to which I have applied.

I can make myself available at any time for further discussions of my qualifications.

Again THEINCREDIBLEdork, thank you for this opportunity. I look forward to speaking with you.

Sincerely,

Ironic Mustache

Orgazmo · 12-31-2008, 05:17 PM

I'm available as a reference to Repug's character in regards to him being a reference.

I'm available whenever you need me.

Thanks.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 05:20 PM

Sweet now I have one direct reference and one indirect reference.

DDTempest · 12-31-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

I wasn't aware it was in the realm of political correctness to add experience with retards to one's resume. Being the classy guy that I am, I left it out. Now that I know the gloves are off, I'd like to add that one time I tried to fuck a semi-retarded chick. She wasn't full retard but was pretty close. I'd say about like this here:

I was cockblocked several times before finally getting her alone. She still shot me down, but not before I stole several quarters from her nightstand and turned off the lights and pretended I was a ghost. I really scared the shit out of her, it was hilarious.

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. Fucking a retard is neither. I actually did coach a retard to make a rap song.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2008, 05:28 PM

You're a retard.

12-19-2008, 04:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I won't let you down, I just thought I should help out a bit around here. FYI: Attention, future applicants to the Life Projects Forum, you report to me now.
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 04:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Nubblites, welcome to the beginning of the end.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-19-2008, 05:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Wow... somebody is really stretching to feel special.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-19-2008, 08:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Have you ever heard the story about Cane and Able?
	#YOLO

12-21-2008, 01:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I use trained chimps.
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 04:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Only if you're sure you could handle that kind of responsibility.

12-31-2008, 12:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	The workload is getting large enough that I need someone to help with the paperwork. One assistant needed. Must have experience with form letters. Assistant may hire a secretary of his choosing. Please submit your applications within this thread.
	#YOLO

12-31-2008, 12:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I'm willing to help.

12-31-2008, 01:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You already do too much Orgazmo. As a trusted member of this site I would like formally submit the following resume: I once shaved the entire body of a rhinocerous with a mach 3 turbo. That about covers my qualifications. My availability is open. My references are as follows: Repugnant Abomination The rest of you would probably sell me out. You have my contact information, I hope to be hearing from you soon.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-31-2008, 01:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	2 applications thus far, all applications are due within 24 hours.
	#YOLO

12-31-2008, 02:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I am interested in the position only if I can supervise / consult. Credentials: In my extensive management experience I have supervised both mentally challenged and mentally almost-capable people. I once helped a retarded kid named Ned create a rap revolving around his name. My name is Ned it rhymes with Ted Don't call me Ed Don't call me Ted I'll hit you in the head Dye it red Put you to bed Don't call me Ted Aaaaiiiight? While the lyrics don't flow like a true rapmaster such as Busta Rhymes or Snoop, they certainly give credence to my ability to supervise. I also once filled a large box with helium balloons and told him that he needed to put the box of stuff away and when he opened it all the balloons flew out and hit him in the face on their way to the ceiling. "NED, are you going to put those balloons away or what!?"
	Last edited by DDTempest; 12-31-2008 at 02:24 PM.

12-31-2008, 02:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	well... your application looks pretty sparse. Try putting a little jazz on it like IM did.
	#YOLO

12-31-2008, 03:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I wasn't aware it was in the realm of political correctness to add experience with retards to one's resume. Being the classy guy that I am, I left it out. Now that I know the gloves are off, I'd like to add that one time I tried to fuck a semi-retarded chick. She wasn't full retard but was pretty close. I'd say about like this here: I was cockblocked several times before finally getting her alone. She still shot me down, but not before I stole several quarters from her nightstand and turned off the lights and pretended I was a ghost. I really scared the shit out of her, it was hilarious.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 12-31-2008 at 03:10 PM.

12-31-2008, 03:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I just wanted to chime in and say that I'm available for an interview regarding IM's character and work ethic, ID.

12-31-2008, 04:11 PM	#19 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	That would be great repug, is there a time that is convenient for you before friday?
	#YOLO

12-31-2008, 04:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	My regular business hours are from 12-5.

12-31-2008, 04:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Dear THEINCREDIBLEdork: I would like to thank you for taking the time to review my application today. It was certainly my pleasure to get to meet with the excellent staff I hope to work with some day at nubblies.net. I believe that my particular skill set will be a perfect match for the position to which I have applied. I can make myself available at any time for further discussions of my qualifications. Again THEINCREDIBLEdork, thank you for this opportunity. I look forward to speaking with you. Sincerely, Ironic Mustache
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-31-2008, 05:17 PM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I'm available as a reference to Repug's character in regards to him being a reference. I'm available whenever you need me. Thanks.

12-31-2008, 05:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sweet now I have one direct reference and one indirect reference.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-31-2008, 05:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You're a retard.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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