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Mr. Blonde · 01-03-2009, 03:07 PM

Discuss.

DDTempest · 01-03-2009, 04:11 PM

First off let me start by saying the following: Fuck you and the Airheads horse you rode in on buddy. Airheads suck.

Airheads are the Go-Bots to the Laffy Taffy's Transformers. Airheads are Hershey's Crackle to Laffy Taffy's Nestle Crunch. Airheads are the aborted Jew-fetus to Laffy Taffy's Blue-eyed German infant. I could go on forever, but I am sure you get the point. I am almost equally sure that this is you trolling because no fool would dare think that Airheads are better than Laffy Taffy in any respect.

Laffy Taffy brings you every bit of chewy deliciousness that Airheads does without a few major drawbacks:

A). Airheads are oily. Not sticky like candy is supposed to be, but they seep an oil onto your fingers as you eat them, this has a similar effect to crude oil destroying the fur and feathers of arctic dwelling wildlife.
B). Airheads don't last as long.
C). Airheads cause instant indigestion (from the horrible horrible oil)

And finally I bring you Exhibit
D). Sprinkles, Airheads do not have delicious sprinkles as an optional feature. Bonus points to Laffy Taffy for placing imitation candy watermelon seeds in the watermelon flavored taffy.

Mr. Blonde · 01-03-2009, 04:16 PM

Specifically I was referring to the flavor "white mystery". All in all airheads are pretty sucky, except for White Mystery, which is amazing.

DDTempest · 01-03-2009, 04:21 PM

I was simply discussing as you requested. I can't help that I am passionately combative towards the inferior candy. Airheads are the Star of David armband to Laffy Taffy's Swastika ovens.

Orgazmo · 01-03-2009, 04:55 PM

Frooties

Do not write off Frooties. They're quite similar to the products being discussed.

One delicious bite of Frooties will make you stop eating both Airheads and Laffy Taffy 4 lyfe.

It is a proven fact that Frooties are the giant cock to Airheads/Laffy Taffy's loose vagina.

It is a proven fact that Frooties are the suspicious step father to Airheads/Laffy Taffy's vulnerable step children.

The next time you want a chewy, fruity snack, reach for Frooties.

It'll be the last fruit you ever chew.™

DDTempest · 01-03-2009, 05:32 PM

Frooties are rainbow colored Tootsie rolls. Fag Tootsie rolls to be more precise. I am offended to do business with you sir and I am insulted by your blatant homocentric accusations of tastiness.

Orgazmo · 01-03-2009, 05:39 PM

That sounds like something someone who has never had the pleasure of Frooties would say.

DDTempest · 01-03-2009, 05:50 PM

I am regrettably a shitty candy connoisseur and am well aware of the ill-flavored homosexual bastard stepchildren of the Tootsie Roll family.

Orgazmo · 01-03-2009, 06:08 PM

That fine and dandy, but have you ever had Frooties?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-03-2009, 06:09 PM

bunch of candyasses in this thread

DDTempest · 01-03-2009, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

That fine and dandy, but have you ever had Frooties?

Yes, and year after year they were the only Halloween candy left in my pillow case come Thanksgiving other than double bubble gum. I couldn't even trade this filth away for AIDS if I wanted to.

Orgazmo · 01-03-2009, 06:48 PM

I would have gladly given you AIDS for the candy. In fact, I'll give you AIDS for free.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-05-2009, 03:41 AM

DDTempest is the most correct in the thread.

However, blonde saved himself with this statement.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Specifically I was referring to the flavor "white mystery". All in all airheads are pretty sucky, except for White Mystery, which is amazing.

I remember at the youth center on base, they would hand out airheads quite often. White Mystery was always the go-to for people trying to trade.

01-03-2009, 03:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
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01-03-2009, 04:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-03-2009, 04:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	First off let me start by saying the following: Fuck you and the Airheads horse you rode in on buddy. Airheads suck. Airheads are the Go-Bots to the Laffy Taffy's Transformers. Airheads are Hershey's Crackle to Laffy Taffy's Nestle Crunch. Airheads are the aborted Jew-fetus to Laffy Taffy's Blue-eyed German infant. I could go on forever, but I am sure you get the point. I am almost equally sure that this is you trolling because no fool would dare think that Airheads are better than Laffy Taffy in any respect. Laffy Taffy brings you every bit of chewy deliciousness that Airheads does without a few major drawbacks: A). Airheads are oily. Not sticky like candy is supposed to be, but they seep an oil onto your fingers as you eat them, this has a similar effect to crude oil destroying the fur and feathers of arctic dwelling wildlife. B). Airheads don't last as long. C). Airheads cause instant indigestion (from the horrible horrible oil) And finally I bring you Exhibit D). Sprinkles, Airheads do not have delicious sprinkles as an optional feature. Bonus points to Laffy Taffy for placing imitation candy watermelon seeds in the watermelon flavored taffy.

01-03-2009, 04:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I was simply discussing as you requested. I can't help that I am passionately combative towards the inferior candy. Airheads are the Star of David armband to Laffy Taffy's Swastika ovens.

01-03-2009, 04:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Frooties Do not write off Frooties. They're quite similar to the products being discussed. One delicious bite of Frooties will make you stop eating both Airheads and Laffy Taffy 4 lyfe. It is a proven fact that Frooties are the giant cock to Airheads/Laffy Taffy's loose vagina. It is a proven fact that Frooties are the suspicious step father to Airheads/Laffy Taffy's vulnerable step children. The next time you want a chewy, fruity snack, reach for Frooties. It'll be the last fruit you ever chew.™

01-03-2009, 05:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	Frooties are rainbow colored Tootsie rolls. Fag Tootsie rolls to be more precise. I am offended to do business with you sir and I am insulted by your blatant homocentric accusations of tastiness.

01-03-2009, 05:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	That sounds like something someone who has never had the pleasure of Frooties would say.

01-03-2009, 05:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I am regrettably a shitty candy connoisseur and am well aware of the ill-flavored homosexual bastard stepchildren of the Tootsie Roll family.

01-03-2009, 06:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	That fine and dandy, but have you ever had Frooties?

01-03-2009, 06:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I would have gladly given you AIDS for the candy. In fact, I'll give you AIDS for free.