According to T.M. Slone, pirates ARE better than ninjas. - Nubblies.net Forums

bitch · 04-08-2004, 09:44 PM

Here is a story I found in my school's newspaper, I thought some of you might find it interesting. (yes, this was actually published)

Pirates have better lifestyle than ninjas

As I read the letters in the Exponent last week, I found myself truly appalled at the letter daring to compare pirates and ninjas. I myself have been unofficially studying piracy for several years now. I resent the fact the there is someone out there who would have the audacity to compare pirates to ninjas and then have the ignorance to say ninjas are better. Ninjas are like little ballerinas prancing about and jumping to and fro in the shadows until they find someone to stab in the back, which is a dishonorable way to fight. Whereas a pirate will raise his flag well in advance of raiding a ship, giving the crew of the opposing ship more than adequate time to prepare or surrender if they so choose, and that is an upright thing for a pirate to do.

Pirates also have a far better wardrobe to choose from; pirates get to wear hats as big as they wish, as well as various types of jewelry. They can have hooks for hands and wooden pegs for legs if they wish. But ninjas, what can they wear to work each day? Black shirt, black shoes, black hood, black socks, black gloves, etc. Ninjas just don’t have it when it comes to fashion sense.

One last point I must bring up as to why pirates are far better than ninjas is the lifestyle. After all, who would want to be in a profession when it brings them no enjoyment? As a pirate, while at work you get to loot and pillage, which is just bloody good fun. When you clock out for the day, you get to go to town and drink rum and spend your money on "pleasurable company." What does a ninja go do when his day his over? Probably goes home and turns on Clay Aiken and works on his shadow prancing and wall hugging. Now these are only a few of the examples as to why piracy is a far better choice than ninjitsu. There are several more reasons, but I feel that these are enough to make my point clear. So please, if you are considering ninjitsu, let this letter be your guide to making the correct decision, which is to be a pirate. Savvy?

T.M. Slone

Freshman, School Of Technology

Super Nintendo · 04-08-2004, 09:54 PM

My own studies have found that robots live much more lavish lives than either pirates or ninjas.

Orgazmo · 04-08-2004, 09:55 PM

T.M. Slone knows what he's talking about.

We need to get him on Nubblies somehow. He could be the 100th pirate...if he hurries.

underwater · 04-08-2004, 11:57 PM

that's an awesome article. i especially like the part about ninjas going home to "turn on Clay Aiken and work on [their] shadow prancing and wall hugging". hahaha..

Ugly Bastard · 04-09-2004, 12:07 AM

bitch, would you tell us what school you go to? I'd like to take it upon myself to get this young man to register on Nubblies.

-Ugly Bastard

bitch · 04-09-2004, 01:36 AM

purdue university

Super Nintendo · 04-09-2004, 01:42 AM

What other university would have a student newspaper named The Exponent??!

Maverick · 04-09-2004, 02:04 AM

IT IS TRUE.....PIRATES RULE...

bitch · 04-09-2004, 02:05 AM

Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there are proooooooooobably no other student newspapers named "The Exponent." Does that answer your question?

Orgazmo · 04-09-2004, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maverick:
IT IS TRUE.....PIRATES RULE...

If you email him...he will come. And he did. And then he did. And it was good.

Ugly Bastard · 04-09-2004, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
bitch, would you tell us what school you go to? I'd like to take it upon myself to get this young man to register on Nubblies.

-Ugly Bastard

Mission: nnnnnnnnnnn

Quote:

Originally posted by Maverick:
IT IS TRUE.....PIRATES RULE...

nnnnnnnn-ACCOMPLISHED!!!

-Ugly Bastard

AcTivE · 04-09-2004, 02:29 AM

I heard TM Slone was raped by a ninja rapeler (a ninja troop trained to handle a raping device)and told to say that Pirates are good, because too many gay Pirates are realizing how good Ninjas are...and are fucking things up because they want to be ninjas.

Maverick · 04-09-2004, 12:46 PM

well you know what i heard, i heard that AcTivE doesnt have any ideas what in the hell he is talking about. and that every Ninja out there is nothing more than an assclown who hides in the shadows doing god knows what.

cough man · 04-09-2004, 01:01 PM

actually (just for your info) ninjas are trained to be honorable warriors too but after that they are trained to have an advantage (which would be sneaking and stabbing in the back) but at least they get the job done, pirates on the other hand would truly realize the power of ninjas if they woke long enough from their drunken stupor to see the light

04-08-2004, 11:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	that's an awesome article. i especially like the part about ninjas going home to "turn on Clay Aiken and work on [their] shadow prancing and wall hugging". hahaha..
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04-09-2004, 02:29 AM	#12 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I heard TM Slone was raped by a ninja rapeler (a ninja troop trained to handle a raping device)and told to say that Pirates are good, because too many gay Pirates are realizing how good Ninjas are...and are fucking things up because they want to be ninjas.
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cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	actually (just for your info) ninjas are trained to be honorable warriors too but after that they are trained to have an advantage (which would be sneaking and stabbing in the back) but at least they get the job done, pirates on the other hand would truly realize the power of ninjas if they woke long enough from their drunken stupor to see the light
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04-08-2004, 09:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
bitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 116 Internets: 10	Here is a story I found in my school's newspaper, I thought some of you might find it interesting. (yes, this was actually published) Pirates have better lifestyle than ninjas As I read the letters in the Exponent last week, I found myself truly appalled at the letter daring to compare pirates and ninjas. I myself have been unofficially studying piracy for several years now. I resent the fact the there is someone out there who would have the audacity to compare pirates to ninjas and then have the ignorance to say ninjas are better. Ninjas are like little ballerinas prancing about and jumping to and fro in the shadows until they find someone to stab in the back, which is a dishonorable way to fight. Whereas a pirate will raise his flag well in advance of raiding a ship, giving the crew of the opposing ship more than adequate time to prepare or surrender if they so choose, and that is an upright thing for a pirate to do. Pirates also have a far better wardrobe to choose from; pirates get to wear hats as big as they wish, as well as various types of jewelry. They can have hooks for hands and wooden pegs for legs if they wish. But ninjas, what can they wear to work each day? Black shirt, black shoes, black hood, black socks, black gloves, etc. Ninjas just don’t have it when it comes to fashion sense. One last point I must bring up as to why pirates are far better than ninjas is the lifestyle. After all, who would want to be in a profession when it brings them no enjoyment? As a pirate, while at work you get to loot and pillage, which is just bloody good fun. When you clock out for the day, you get to go to town and drink rum and spend your money on "pleasurable company." What does a ninja go do when his day his over? Probably goes home and turns on Clay Aiken and works on his shadow prancing and wall hugging. Now these are only a few of the examples as to why piracy is a far better choice than ninjitsu. There are several more reasons, but I feel that these are enough to make my point clear. So please, if you are considering ninjitsu, let this letter be your guide to making the correct decision, which is to be a pirate. Savvy? T.M. Slone Freshman, School Of Technology

04-08-2004, 09:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	My own studies have found that robots live much more lavish lives than either pirates or ninjas.

04-08-2004, 09:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	T.M. Slone knows what he's talking about. We need to get him on Nubblies somehow. He could be the 100th pirate...if he hurries.

04-09-2004, 12:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	bitch, would you tell us what school you go to? I'd like to take it upon myself to get this young man to register on Nubblies. -Ugly Bastard

04-09-2004, 01:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
bitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 116 Internets: 10	purdue university

04-09-2004, 01:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	What other university would have a student newspaper named The Exponent??!

04-09-2004, 02:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Maverick Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: West Lafayette Posts: 3 Internets: 10	IT IS TRUE.....PIRATES RULE...

04-09-2004, 02:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
bitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 116 Internets: 10	Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there are proooooooooobably no other student newspapers named "The Exponent." Does that answer your question?

04-09-2004, 12:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
Maverick Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: West Lafayette Posts: 3 Internets: 10	well you know what i heard, i heard that AcTivE doesnt have any ideas what in the hell he is talking about. and that every Ninja out there is nothing more than an assclown who hides in the shadows doing god knows what.