Declaring War on Cocktooth
 

I'm sure many of you like Cocktooth. Most of you probably like him better than me, probably a lot better. He is a very endearing person with a big heart and a small brain, and he's gosh darn proud of it.

However, too bad. I'm afraid I'm Declaring War on him with the goal of making him quit nubblies.

Topics will include (but not limited to):

• Getting fired from being a basketball coach
• Jumping on any potential career failures or missteps
• How Felix is superior than him in every way
• illegitimate bastard children
• spelling
• grammar
• being a loser
• fantasy football performance

Shaw is a very sensitive person. He will try to hide this fact at all costs until he breaks down (See 6969 thread). He may leave right away or at least his activity will decrease.

He is also a pushover, this very fact may make him stick around. He will declare he will leave but he won't (See 6969 thread).

So I just want to apologize ahead of time for whatever happens.

Thanks for listening.

This is kind of pathetic.

Yup. Neg-repped.

Yet you +rep him?

Is shit talking now frowned upon on Nubblies? Or do you feel the need to jump in and coddle cocktooth right away because he's so sensitive, that a little thread like this will make himself shit his pants?

This is the shit talking central forum. I'm immune to being criticized for shit talking in a shit talking central forum. Fuck you.

Adminz, I have blundered. A little help, please?

I don't want to help with rep blunders. The reason is that everyone blunders a shitload with that, so, if I set that precedent, you assholes will pester me until time's end to fix those mistakes. So no, I cannot help.

God can we get this guy replaced around here?

I'd like to keep him around. I'll take the 55/45 flip on this one.

You have already set the precedent of interfering for rep, actually. If you can reverse a 15,000 point discrepancy, what's reversing one accidental posrep?

Orgazmo, I've just realized I've been using the rep system completely wrong. Can you reverse all of the reps I've given? I thought "I approve" just meant you were verifying that you are giving negative reps.

I for one really like this thread, and support the war on cocktooth.

edit: goddammit, does the "anonymous" feature not work here anymore?

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best thread ever imo

What do you plan to do with your life now that you're free, Sexbox Wisp?

Maybe there should be an ask sexbox wisp anything thread?

I will join in on your war against Cocktooth if he doesn't come into this thread and call you a homo sometime before the end of the weekend. Tick, tock, 'tooth.

He's not going to stick up for himself. He knows I'm a wordsmith and I'll wipe the floor with him.

in b4 "not worth my time"

MM:

I wouldn't say I have any specific reason to war against Cocktooth after we made our peace regarding the 6969 conflict, but I will join your cause regardless. I'm not going to commit to any timeframe, but I can confirm that as of now I am at war against Cocktooth.

DO YOU HEAR THAT COCKTOOTH? I DECLARE WAR

Is he MM or Misty? This is getting silly.

I'm not picking a side yet. I want to see cocktooth represent. I want to see him rally support. I think I could be convinced to join team cocktooth. It would be nice to be asked.

Welcome to the side for winners DJFC. We may have already won. Cocktooth has been relegated to a small subsection of the Sports forum. He may never show his face here again.

I'm joining in on the war in just a few short hours if Cocktooth doesn't show himself... and call you a homo.

Take up arms now, friend. Don't waste your time. Join the goodguys. goodguys vs. badguys.

Correct me if I'm wrong here, and I might be. Weren't you the one that got drunk and all full of 20 year old girl drama at the fantasy football party? Pissed in the front yard and then ran away with your cock between your legs? I don't really give a shit about what you think of me, because, your thoughts mean nothing to me. If UB made this thread, I would be sensitive about it, but since you were the creator, it's just a pretty big waste of everyones time. You are irrelevent not only in the world of nubblies, but in the world in general.

The Tooth strikes back!