Um, I'm from IU and I don't suck dick.
My roommates don't suck dick.
As a matter of fact I dont know a single male who sucks dick and a single female who doesn't.
Is it really sucking dick you are getting at here George Sherman? If you are trying to say you don't like IU, well then by all means express some real reasons.
Are we too isolated from a major metropolis?
Perhaps our student body is too deverse?
Don't like running into Greek organizations?
Do you just hate school entirely?
Does the thought of rampant drug and alcohol abuse make you shiver on the inside?
Maybe it's all the hot bitches walking around campus, are you gay? Yes, this must be it. You are gay and saying that IU "sucks dick" is your homosexual way of saying "IU is the shit"
In which case, thank you for expressing your love for IU, albeit in an uncharictaristically homosexual fassion, George Sherman, IU really is the shit and I am proud to call it my home.
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