I was thinking the other day about how weird it would be if there were a single human that were the best in the world at two separate things. I mean, to be
the absolute best at anything at all is pretty impressive, but imagine how amazing it would be to achieve this at two distinct things.
It's my pleasure to announce that I've found a man who can claim this feat. Ladies and gentlemen of Nubblies, I present to you the person who is the best at both having huge fucking eyebrows
and being a giant faggot.
