Deep Kick vs BigDongedHoe

[BrassMonkees]

BDH wins.
BDH - 42
DK - 18

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright I think we've all seen enough.

Most of the regulars have voted, so the only way Deep Kick is going to win is if he votes for himself with all of his other IDs...which would be pretty Jewish...so we'll just call it a round.

BDH Wins Round Two

BDH-1
Deep Kick-1

BDH, you have until Wednesday night at 11:59pm to lead-off with your Round Three bash, or Deep Kick automatically wins Round Three.

Good luck to both of you.

-Ugly Bastard

[VOL]

I can't wait

[Pliedes]

I'm sure you can.

[VOL]

yeah I can

[buckeye]

whatever happened to not posting in a OST unless it is your vote......

[Orgazmo]

Yeah, shut the fuck up.

[Combat Chuck]

Originally posted by victim in all his majestic glory:

Since you opened the door to me attacking your grammar, BDH, your handle on the English language sucks more bloody horsecock than your mother outside of the glue factory.

I think all the shit has left my body. I have never laughed that hard in all of my post-pubescent life.

[Alpha]

The deadline draws near, and still no word...

BDH please don't disappoint us.

[BigDongedHoe]

Seep Dick your fucking pathetic. Your a waste of space to even try to OST with. It's like trying to OST with somebody who has a Learning Disability. Between your misconceptions of my previous posts, and incessant urge to call me a liar. You've damnwell made yourself look like 6 year old fucking up some story there telling your mom. When you add in the fact that you bitch and whine better than anybody else on the board, we'll just say it's a 6 year old girl. I haven't heard this much whining since 3 years ago when I was in at Toys-R-Us listening to some little girl whine to her mom about not buying her the new barbie.

Your a fucking douchebag, your worthless to the baord. You occassionally add in a "fuck you I'm king" but besides that you post shit you have absolutely zero clue about and then try to act like your some all knowing guru. If somebody asks me what you contribute to the board in 100% honesty I would say "bitching", your a little bitch that's all it comes down to. Your like a 12-year old ragging for the first time whining about everything and trying to get her way. The difference is, here there's no mom to tit feed you pussy. So the more you bitch, the more we sit here and laugh about how much of a moron you are.

You try and act like your identity is some huge secret. Since you wanted to make this personal I figured I'd go to your website cunt. I know you'll try to sit here and act like it isn't you but when everybody knows your going to be digging yourself deeper.

Why don't we visit these two links Link #1(go to articles and the 3/20/2003 entitled "I like Microsoft") and Link #2. Strange how fucking close those are isn't it Professor Number. You actually have the nerve to make fun of my site? Take a fucking look at yours. Your website is so incredibly close to Maddox's that you might as well be sniffing his ass and licking his choad. Your website is quite possibly the most awful piece of shit on the web. You sit there and make fun of Nubblies yet come here to post. Quit acting like some huge hardass on your page when your just a fucking computer nerd actually.

Look at yourself, your a fucking gump, the closest thing to pussy you'll ever come to is the day you were born. If I were some fat ugly bitch dieing of aids on my last day I probably wouldn't want to touch your nerdy ass body. Athletically your never going anywhere. Malibu has as much athletic ability in her pinky as you do you in your whole fucking body. Your about as coordinated as Jessica Simpson hitting golfballs on Newlyweds.

You fucking jew, you want to make this personal then I'll fucking get personal. You hide behind the name Deep Kick trying to make some new persona on nubblies that someone hasn't done but newsflash asshole your personality has been done time and time again. The fact that you think your unknown when 70% of the people on the board already know who you fucking are makes me chuckle. Your fucking worthless, your website is fucking worthless, and your new name you made (what is this number 4?) is fucking worthless. Why don't you just reply as Professor Number in the next post because it's the same damn person. While your at it why don't you get yourself a new life because the one you have isn't going anywhere. There's nothing you can do about the whole girl issue because the chance of you scoring with anybody is equivalent to the chance of Ugly Bastard going a day without masturbation (no hard feelings), ITS JUST NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN

Do I even really need to end this bash because there's a good chance your sitting at your computer screen crying because you know every damn word I said about you is 100% true. By the way, while your at that, you can take your fucking site down because everyone has had enough of that piece of shit and all the ass-fetish posts you make in your fucking guestbook.

Eat shit and die bitch

[ October 16, 2003, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright, nice to see.

Deep Kick, you have until Saturday night at 11:59pm to craft your Round Three reply, or BDH automatically wins the hand.

Be warned that the next post you make in this thread will be considered your Round Three bash.

-Ugly Bastard

[ProfessorNumber]

Hahaha, alright, the Charade is up. So, where should I begin?

I’m not really sure how I made it personal. Everything in my first post was found on Nubblies. I just wanted to OST someone for the hell of it. Never was it my intention to make it personal. Sure, I mentioned your fucking pussy website in one sentence, but other than that, there was nothing personal. Then you turn right around and try to make it 10x more personal? Wow, that’s fucking pathetic, you piece of shit. I hardly made it personal at all, and I did so as an accident. But, if you intend to go all out on the personal attacks, expect the same, faggot. If you want a mudslinging contest, then bring it on motherfucker. You might as well tear your eyes out right now and shove them up your loose cunt so that you can watch me kick your fucking ass

Why don't we visit these two links Link #1(go to articles and the 3/20/2003 entitled "I like Microsoft") and Link #2. Strange how fucking close those are isn't it Professor Number. You actually have the nerve to make fun of my site? Take a fucking look at yours. Your website is so incredibly close to Maddox's that you might as well be sniffing his ass and licking his choad. Your website is quite possibly the most awful piece of shit on the web. You sit there and make fun of Nubblies yet come here to post. Quit acting like some huge hardass on your page when your just a fucking computer nerd actually.

Big fucking surprise. Everyone knew right from the start who I was, and I knew that too. But my website looks like Maddox’s? Ohh hell, he probably invented the entire concept for a “rant” site, didn’t he? Afterall, there can only be ONE rant site on the internet. Speaking of which, Nubblies is a blatant copy of every other forum on the internet! Why don’t you bitch about that, you fucking cocksucker? I stopped posting on my website a long fucking time ago. Besides, at least my website wasn’t written like a fucking piece of shit poem. NO one fucking liked your website, at least a few people enjoyed mine.

Look at yourself, your a fucking gump, the closest thing to pussy you'll ever come to is the day you were born. If I were some fat ugly bitch dieing of aids on my last day I probably wouldn't want to touch your nerdy ass body. Athletically your never going anywhere. Malibu has as much athletic ability in her pinky as you do you in your whole fucking body. Your about as coordinated as Jessica Simpson hitting golfballs on Newlyweds.

You want to get personal? Alright, lets think about this, you are 2 years older than me, but for some reason I can still bench about 85 pounds more than you, you fucking pussy ass bitch. Athletic? Ha, you have no fucking room to talk you fucking faggot. The only fucking sport you play is tennis, which if I may say so, was invented by fuckers who weren’t good at anything else. Tennis is the biggest pussy sport of all time, and you have the audacity to tell me I’m unathletic? SUCK A DICK. The only athletic thing I do is lift weights, and I’m a HELL of a lot better at that than you could ever fucking wish to be. You’re the weakest cock sucking piece of shit I’ve ever seen. It’s funny how you post pictures of you’re scrawny, gumpy-ass body on your website. Then you say I’m not coordinated? Oooooh, shit!! Please, anything but that! You fucking cocksucker, I don’t give a fuck if I’m uncoordinated, and I really don’t think anyone else does either.

You fucking jew, you want to make this personal then I'll fucking get personal. You hide behind the name Deep Kick trying to make some new persona on nubblies that someone hasn't done but newsflash asshole your personality has been done time and time again. The fact that you think your unknown when 70% of the people on the board already know who you fucking are makes me chuckle. Your fucking worthless, your website is fucking worthless, and your new name you made (what is this number 4?) is fucking worthless. Why don't you just reply as Professor Number in the next post because it's the same damn person. While your at it why don't you get yourself a new life because the one you have isn't going anywhere. There's nothing you can do about the whole girl issue because the chance of you scoring with anybody is equivalent to the chance of Ugly Bastard going a day without masturbation (no hard feelings), ITS JUST NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN

Oooh, look out everyone, BDH is breaking out the “get a life” comeback. You say my life is going nowhere? You go to GRACE COLLEGE you fucking piece of shit. You say I’m a failure, but you’re going to the biggest piece-of-shit college in the U.S. Why are you going to GRACE? Ohhh, that’s right, you are way to stupid to even get into IU. You couldn’t even fucking get into IU! WOW, I bet it’s great being BDH, after all, life is easy when you’re an ignorant fuck who takes pussy from trailer trash. You think you are going to be a dentist? The closest thing you’ll ever get to a medical profession is ASS-RAPING. That’s actually quite funny now that I think about it.

You think you are a fucking better human being than me? You are the epitome of a stupid fucker. You fucking waste 3 years with a girl who dumps you because “he was annoying!”. Then you moan and bitch like a cheap whore when some other girl burns you. Ha, you think for one second it’s hard to get head from a stupid ass whore? You’re fucking pathetic. I’m sorry I don’t go around getting head from the local trailer trash like you do. Then, to make things worse, you go around bragging how you’ve never had sex, and how you hate whores. You fucking-lying-sack-of- shit. You love trailor trash whores like C.P. and you love raping little boys.

You remember when I said I wasn’t going to fuck around and waste time with grammar? Well, your blatant fucking stupidity is just too obvious to not point out. In the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians untouched by civilization, who are smarter than you. Not only are they smarter, they also don’t eat their own fucking shit like you do. Nor do they waste people’s fucking time by posting 20 fucking lines of blank spaces. Hang on a second fucker, I’ll be right back.
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Wasting our fucking time: v. when a bitch like BDH posts useless shit in a fucking futile attempt to be funny.

How’s that for a fucking definition, bitch? And you know what? You should fucking thank me for writing your 2nd shit-talk. Afterall, you re-quoted more of my post, than you actually wrote on your own. Sadly, you couldn’t even touch what I wrote. The only thing your 5 page “shit talk” could be useful for, is wiping my ass with. You’re such a fucking jizz-eating faggot.

Originally posted by Big Dick-sucking Hoe
I can take grammar attacks from victim, orgazmo, or ugly bastard. I can take it from them because there intelligent but when your bashing things that you can't even fucking do yourself where's your credibility go? Back to the trailor park with your STD filled cock-sucking mother.

The very idea that you think your grammar is on par with mine is fucking ridiculous to say the least. You vainly try to use big words, and write “profound” statements, but try as you might, you can’t fucking write anything without sounding like an inept pseudo-intellectual. Your attempts at insults are about as good as the Jew’s attempts to fight Hitler. Take for instance this pathetic effort:

Originally posted by Big Dick-sucking Hoe
Wow quite possibly the stupidest comment you have made the whole entire night (I know it's hard to believe with the mass's upon mass's of them). Where did you find that post? "Ahhh, yes" under the rants section. How many "coherent" sentences do you find in the rants section? I'd say somewhere around zero dipshit. Your a fucking idiot, that post was a giant rant, an attempt to get some shit off my chest and rant away, I know quite a few people who do it, but your only posts contain "fuck this I'm a pimp you all suck dick".

What’s that? My only posts contain what? One moment before I respond, I need to I find a fucking DIPSHIT translator (so that I might understand your train wreck of a post). There are way more “coherent” posts in the rants forum than there are poorly written piles of dog-shit (which are pretty much accounted for by YOU alone). Don’t try to justify your shitty-ass post about “tacos” by saying that everyone posts shitty rants like it. I mean what in the bloody hell? That post alone proves just how much of a cunt-faced piece of shit you are. Just admit that you were pissed some transvestite wouldn’t let you suck her dick, and then I MIGHT start believing you. Fucker.

I mean, whenever I see a post by BDH, the only logical explanation for his stupidity is that his parent’s were siblings. Either that, or his mom intentionally dropped him on his fucking face when he was a little kid, because he was such a piece of shit. I mean, no matter how much he talks, he still can’t manage to write one fucking paragraph that makes sense.

I almost feel bad for you, because judging by how much of a fucking idiot you are here on Nubblies, I really doubt you’ll ever make it anywhere in life. As far as I can tell, your only option is to become a spokesperson for a birth control company, to show just what happens when WHORES, like your mom, and BITCHES, like your dad have kids.

How about you get a hobby beyond making a fucking ass out of yourself every time you open your mobile sperm bank of a mouth?

[Pliedes]

I would like to point out that Deep Kick has yet to make a post.

Why is Proffesor Number posting such a lengthy message when he is not even in the OST?

[Schroeder]

Shoot, I wasn't even in the OST, and my feelings are hurt.

[ October 16, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

[the_butcher]

Originally posted by Schroeder:
ha

Once again, another worthless post by Schroeder.

Anyway, when is the voting going to start on this bitch? Because both of those last posts had me on the edge of my seat. I believe that right now, both of them are crying to themselves in the corner because of how far they both had their assholes ripped apart.

Damn.

[Orgazmo]

Voting starts right after the rebuttal...which would have been at 4:55 pm.

Both pretty good bashes...but holy shit, DK/PN/whatever the fuck you want to call him's had parts that dropped my jaw.

Not sure how I feel about the OST turning into a personal battle...but that's really neither here nor there I guess.

BDH's post was pretty good...but he spent a huge part of it trying to prove that DK == PN...which doesn't really matter in the first place and, if it did, was completely nullified when DK's first statement acknowledged that it was true.

I have to give the edge to DK here, with one of the better bashes I've ever read.

DK - 4
BDH - 1

[Ugly Bastard]

Hooooleeee Fuck

DK-5
BDH-0

DK-9
BDH-1

-Ugly Bastard

[StabMaster Arson]

DK- 14
BDH- 1

[Combat Chuck]

I really want to have to go with maybe even a larger deficit than Stab here. DK/PN....damn, that was good. BDH, sorry, you didn't stand a fucking chance. And please please please.....IT'S "YOU'RE", NOT YOUR.

nnnnnnnnDK - 10
BDH - 4 (just cause you did put alot of time into your offensive, and it's hard to create those....and you also finished the round. There you go.)

Man, this is one of the best shit talks I've witnessed in a while. It doesn't matter if it's been the only one in a while, this was hot fucking shit.

[Pliedes]

I was just hesitant to post points, because Deep Kick didn't actually post a response. Id's and names aren't the same thing.

"dipshit translator" made me chuckle.

Chuck, I have no idea how you got the numbers you did. I'm assuming since BDH's went from 1 to 4 that you meant to give him 3 points. How DK's went down, I don't know.

Deep Kick - 16
BDH - 4

And my points...

Deep Kick - 3
BDH - 2

Totals:
Deep Kick - 19
BDH - 6

[ October 17, 2003, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

[BrassMonkees]

That was one of the best i have ever seen. BDH just got raped that round.

I think Combat ment to give DK 2...making him have 16 and 3 to BDH giving him 4

so if thats the case...

DK - 24
BDH - 6

*edited since pliedes posted seconds before me...

[ October 17, 2003, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: BrassMonkees ]

[Mustafa]

He is one tricky guy, we'll give him 5 for good measure.

DK- 29
BDH- 6

[Mister Bater]

The last time I saw a rape like that was in Eagle County.

DK-34
BDH-6

[Alpha]

wow...
Nothing else left to say.

DK - 5
BDH - 0

DK -41
BDH - 6

[Trout Sniffer]

Holy shit, what a shit talk. BDH didn't really stand a chance after DK/PN posted as PN. That pretty much shot down everything in BDH's post. But then he came back and had possibly the best bash I've ever seen.

DK-5
BDH-0

DK - 46
BDH - 6