Dumbass Inspirational Quotes.

[Mr. Blonde]

Feel free to post them here so we can make fun of them. They are commonly found on social network pages, either as quotes, statuses, away messages, or captioned on gay ass pictures.


"Impossibility knows nothing of compromise."



I absolutely do not understand this at all, except that its 100% gay.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

maybe it means something along the lines of; If its impossible, there is no compromise of "hey you might be able to do it" it simply can't be done.

Fuck I dunno, doesn't seem too inspirational to me. It is just as retarded as the dog in your avatar though.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Feel free to post them here so we can make fun of them. They are commonly found on social network pages, either as quotes, statuses, away messages, or captioned on gay ass pictures.


"Impossibility knows nothing of compromise."



I absolutely do not understand this at all, except that its 100% gay.

I think someone thought they would post it because it sounds profound but its definitely not inspirational at all, they are just too stupid to understand it.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Impossible is nothing.

-addidas

[Pliedes]

^ add to that every corporate sports slogan, ever.

"Just do it." -Nike

I never understood that shit. Seems more likely to result in unwanted pregnancy than athletic prowess.

[StabMaster Arson]

I hate anyone that gives or requests over 100%

[f3lix]

Originally Posted by StabMaster Arson

I hate anyone that gives or requests over 100%

I'd like to request you give 110% more in your posts.

[Ironic Mustache]

Success is 10% inspiration and 90% persperation.

[Dent]

If she's single you have the whole world to compete with - If she's taken you only have one to compete with

[ProfessorNumber]

Any quote that has feminist connotations is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Example (taken from googling "feminist quotes")

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a door mat or a prostitute.

No, people call you a feminist when you spew verbal fecal matter that only serves to further differentiate yourself from the opposite gender -- paradoxically this helps create the social inequities that you so very much hate.




The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, "It's a girl."

So... are you saying you'd rather have the doctor call her a doormat, or a prostitute?




The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Alright Malcolm X, cool your jets down.




I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

No, that doesn't make you a bitch. What makes you a bitch is your snarky attitude. Bitch.



How good does a female athlete have to be before we just call her an athlete?

Really? The answer is incredibly simple: compete on the same level as your male counterpart. Seriously. Go play in the NBA instead of the WNBA -- isn't it ironic how you have an entire league dedicated to females, for the simple reason that you can't compete on the same level as a male? I'm really not a complete chauvinist, but why can't women accept the fact that their anterior cruciate ligament is simply not designed for the same strenuous activities that a males is.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I had no idea women are 8x more likely to tear their ACL than men.