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Don't call me Shirley
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 I resent having to type "Kg" because you think knights are "K" |
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Gangnam Style
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 Do you also resent that your shit talking has been reduced to chess notation? |
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Don't call me Shirley
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Ummmm.... YES |
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Gangnam Style
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 |
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Don't call me Shirley
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 |
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Gangnam Style
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 Rg7 I thought you said you were better than me at the end game, yet I'm up 2 pawns since the end game began. |
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Jelqing for Jesus
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It's been over 24 hours since Kremlin has been on the clock to move. Krem has posted elsewhere and in the sexbox during this time. Yet has failed to move in HIS game. Additionally shit talking from him has ceased for a time period of unacceptable length. I say kremlin has forfeited this game.
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Don't call me Shirley
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 Rg7 36. Knh6 IM BACK BITCHES |
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Gangnam Style
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 Rg7 36. Knh6 Rh7 The beginning of the end has begun. |
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Don't call me Shirley
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 Rg7 36. Knh6 Rh7 37. Knf5 I mean, I'm in some trouble here, no doubt about it. I'm banking on f3lix's self-destructive tendancies to kick in. |
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Gangnam Style
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 Rg7 36. Knh6 Rh7 37. Knf5 Rh3+ You're waiting for ME to make a mistake? You've made enough for both of us. Oh yeah... CHECK. |
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Don't call me Shirley
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1. b3 e5
2. Bb2 Kc6 3. e3 Kf6 4. Bb5 Ke4 5. Qf3 Kd6 6. Bc6 Pd7-c6 7. Be5 Qg5 8. Qg3 Be7 9. Qg5 Bg5 10. Bg7 Rg8 11. Be5 Bf5 12. d3 0-0-0 (c8) 13. Knf3 f6 14. Kng5 Pe5 15. Knf3 e4 16. Knh4 Pe4-d3 17. Knf5 Knf5 18. 0-0 g1 Pd3-c2 19. Kna3 Rd2 20. Ra1-c1 Rg8-d8 21. Knc2 c5 22. Kne1 b6 23. Knf3 Ra2 24. g4 Rg8 25. h3 h5 26. Kne5 Ph5-g4 27. Ph3-g4 Ra3 28. Ra1 Ra1 29. Ra1 Kgb7 30. e4 Knd4 31. Rb1 Rg5 32. f4 Kne2+ 33. Kgf2 Knf4 34. Kgf3 Kne6 35. Knf7 Rg7 36. Knh6 Rh7 37. Knf5 Rh3+ 38. Kng3 You know you don't get points for "check" right? |
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