County Fairs

[Cocktooth]

It can't be this bad everywhere. Last night, my wife convinced me to attend the county fair for the lil guy. Walking in, it looked like a nice crowd flowing. Stopping to look at tractors and shit, so I figured it would be a decent crowd that evening. I was wrong.

I'm now convinced, this county has a meth problem. Every which way I turned, the faces of quality billboards depicting the side effects meth screamed at me. You always get your normal, white trash, running around with fried twinkies and shit. This year was a whole new meaning of bad crowd.

When I was a kid, finger banging on the ferris wheel, all you had to worry about was Enimem want to be's, and puking on the tilt a whirl. It's completely different now. Having to keep checking your back pocket to make sure your wallet is still there was a clear sign this wasn't the venue for me. 20 dollar wrist band night at it's finest. Is it this bad at all county fairs, and I just didn't realize it?