My unintended, yet badass accident. - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Blonde · 12-01-2005, 05:42 PM

This should be a treat to the likes of DJ FC.

I was working my heavy bag in our basement, and when i heard some creaking from where I had attached the bag to the rafter, i thought "eh, it's strong wood, it'll hold. Well, apparently not.

THE AFTERMATH

THE 4 FT. SECTION OF WOOD THAT WAS TORN OUT OF THE CEILING

THE HOLE IN WHICH THE HEAVY-DUTY SCREW WAS INSERTED ABOUT 4 INCHES (Ugly bastard should know all about inserting things 4 inches)

Now is the bag has been attached here for several months, so is it possible that the screw just gradually wore through the wood, and tore out from it when once it reached the breaking point? Entirely. But it still makes one feel like a badass to hit a punching back and have it rip out of solid wood.

theMerciless1 · 12-01-2005, 05:58 PM

your basement is so emo

Mars Man · 12-01-2005, 06:27 PM

What kind of gun is that in your avatar, Blonde?

Beebs · 12-01-2005, 06:36 PM

A toy one.

And that kinda sucks that you broke your basement, lol.

Ugly Bastard · 12-01-2005, 06:47 PM

Damn Blonde! You hit that bag so hard it just done gone fell outta da ceiling! You're so strong!

-UB

Ugly Bastard · 12-01-2005, 07:27 PM

Just to capture the moment, here is Blonde's super-lame away message that is currently being displayed:

"I was working on the heavy bag downstairs, and was hitting it so hard that where I had attached it to the rafter (right underneath Jesse's room) ripped from the wood and tore down a section of the ceiling. Sweet. I've underestimated my badassedness."

I love how the possibility of his bag being shittily mounted plays zero factor in Blonde's decision on what made it fall out of the ceiling. Nothing but 100% strength and "badassedness". [img]smile.gif[/img]

-UB

12-01-2005, 07:31 PM

You should definitely commit sepuku (with a frisbee) because it's impossible to get any more badass than you are right now.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-01-2005, 07:32 PM

Dude, he practically ripped apart the foundations of his house. Someone could have died![7]

12-01-2005, 07:37 PM

With how hard Blonde punches (because he's really super strong, badass, and emotionally furious) I'm surprized he didn't knock his neighbors house down...

Mr. Blonde · 12-01-2005, 08:10 PM

The "Mr. Blonde is posting this because he thinks he's a badass" taunts don't exactly work when I already claim it, AND put this disclaimer:

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
This should be a treat to the likes of DJ FC.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-01-2005, 08:13 PM

Its true, he did. I can vouch for it.

What say you now DJ FC?

Mr. Blonde · 12-01-2005, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
I love how the possibility of his bag being shittily mounted plays zero factor in Blonde's decision on what made it fall out of the ceiling. Nothing but 100% strength and "badassedness". [img]smile.gif[/img]

-UB

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:

Now is the bag has been attached here for several months, so is it possible that the screw just gradually wore through the wood, and tore out from it when once it reached the breaking point? Entirely. But it still makes one feel like a badass to hit a punching back and have it rip out of solid wood.

Maybe I should have made my entire text of my post in picture-book form so you guys would actually read it, instead of just look at the images.

12-01-2005, 08:16 PM

Of course they do. Who the fuck do you think you are? You are so badass that you can divert all criticizm because you put a fucking "disclaimer?" (And it wasn't even a disclaimer)

Go fist yourself Blonde, you are so amazingly cool I'm sure that shouldn't be too hard... I mean you can do anything so long as it involves looking like an Abercrombie model or using your fist.

Mr. Blonde · 12-01-2005, 08:17 PM

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, FC.

12-01-2005, 08:19 PM

Grow up, Blonde.

We do this cus we're worried about you.

Mr. Blonde · 12-01-2005, 08:21 PM

Does growing up involve not being physically fit nor taking pride in one's personal appearance? Then no thanks.

12-01-2005, 08:30 PM

You used to be "Cool Blonde"

you're becomming "Arrogant Bitch Blonde"

MAGICLIT · 12-01-2005, 08:32 PM

Myspace does that to some people.

Pliedes · 12-01-2005, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
You used to be "Cool Blonde"

you're becomming "Arrogant Bitch Blonde"

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
Myspace does that to some people.

Hahahahahahaaaaa!

Mr. Blonde · 12-01-2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
You used to be "Cool Blonde"

you're becomming "Arrogant Bitch Blonde"

You're the one who started defaming character first. I just stated facts. A lot of the shit I say I say jokingly, and not insulting anybody. (except for UB...but that was a joke I could have put on anybody. He's just the first one that came to mind. And who knows, that could be fact too!)

Beebs · 12-01-2005, 09:45 PM

To put an end to the flirting, heres some usefull information.

http://store.everlastboxing.com/ever...cessories.html

Definatly at least get the spring, then any of the hanging options would be an improvement over a bolt in the ceiling.

migite · 12-02-2005, 11:46 AM

this thread smells of the awesomeness

Repugnant Abomination · 12-02-2005, 06:07 PM

We're all VERY impressed, Sir Blonde.

St. Anky · 12-05-2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Does growing up involve not being physically fit nor taking pride in one's personal appearance? Then no thanks.

metro...

Carnivorous Flavor · 12-07-2005, 02:42 AM

im impressed you actually screwed into the floorjoist above....obviously you drilled too big of a pilot hole.........my guess as to why the bag fell .best part of those pics is the shitty wiring you narrowly missed...my guess is the house is mid 40's to mid 50's construction///could be older but thats my guess judging by the cloth wrapped wire..reminiscent of the knob an dtube debacle of yester year...and the 1x8 sub floor upstairs........

how close am i?

12-01-2005, 05:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	This should be a treat to the likes of DJ FC. I was working my heavy bag in our basement, and when i heard some creaking from where I had attached the bag to the rafter, i thought "eh, it's strong wood, it'll hold. Well, apparently not. THE AFTERMATH THE 4 FT. SECTION OF WOOD THAT WAS TORN OUT OF THE CEILING THE HOLE IN WHICH THE HEAVY-DUTY SCREW WAS INSERTED ABOUT 4 INCHES (Ugly bastard should know all about inserting things 4 inches) Now is the bag has been attached here for several months, so is it possible that the screw just gradually wore through the wood, and tore out from it when once it reached the breaking point? Entirely. But it still makes one feel like a badass to hit a punching back and have it rip out of solid wood.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-01-2005, 05:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	your basement is so emo
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-01-2005, 07:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	You should definitely commit sepuku (with a frisbee) because it's impossible to get any more badass than you are right now.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-01-2005, 07:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Dude, he practically ripped apart the foundations of his house. Someone could have died![7]
	#YOLO

12-01-2005, 07:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	With how hard Blonde punches (because he's really super strong, badass, and emotionally furious) I'm surprized he didn't knock his neighbors house down...
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-01-2005, 06:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	What kind of gun is that in your avatar, Blonde?

12-01-2005, 06:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	A toy one. And that kinda sucks that you broke your basement, lol.

12-01-2005, 06:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Damn Blonde! You hit that bag so hard it just done gone fell outta da ceiling! You're so strong! -UB

12-01-2005, 07:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Just to capture the moment, here is Blonde's super-lame away message that is currently being displayed: "I was working on the heavy bag downstairs, and was hitting it so hard that where I had attached it to the rafter (right underneath Jesse's room) ripped from the wood and tore down a section of the ceiling. Sweet. I've underestimated my badassedness." I love how the possibility of his bag being shittily mounted plays zero factor in Blonde's decision on what made it fall out of the ceiling. Nothing but 100% strength and "badassedness". [img]smile.gif[/img] -UB

12-01-2005, 08:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Its true, he did. I can vouch for it. What say you now DJ FC?
	#YOLO

12-01-2005, 08:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Of course they do. Who the fuck do you think you are? You are so badass that you can divert all criticizm because you put a fucking "disclaimer?" (And it wasn't even a disclaimer) Go fist yourself Blonde, you are so amazingly cool I'm sure that shouldn't be too hard... I mean you can do anything so long as it involves looking like an Abercrombie model or using your fist.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-01-2005, 08:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Jealousy is a stinky cologne, FC.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-01-2005, 08:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Grow up, Blonde. We do this cus we're worried about you.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-01-2005, 08:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Does growing up involve not being physically fit nor taking pride in one's personal appearance? Then no thanks.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-01-2005, 08:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	You used to be "Cool Blonde" you're becomming "Arrogant Bitch Blonde"
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-01-2005, 08:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Myspace does that to some people.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-01-2005, 09:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	To put an end to the flirting, heres some usefull information. http://store.everlastboxing.com/ever...cessories.html Definatly at least get the spring, then any of the hanging options would be an improvement over a bolt in the ceiling.

12-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#22 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	this thread smells of the awesomeness
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

12-02-2005, 06:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	We're all VERY impressed, Sir Blonde.

12-07-2005, 02:42 AM	#25 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	im impressed you actually screwed into the floorjoist above....obviously you drilled too big of a pilot hole.........my guess as to why the bag fell .best part of those pics is the shitty wiring you narrowly missed...my guess is the house is mid 40's to mid 50's construction///could be older but thats my guess judging by the cloth wrapped wire..reminiscent of the knob an dtube debacle of yester year...and the 1x8 sub floor upstairs........ how close am i?
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

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