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06-23-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
if i were God, everyone's life would be like a permanent visit to casa bonita.

CASA BONITA!

Niger Angelus · 06-24-2005, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
hey, didn't you fucking hicks learn you're supposed to capitalize the "g" in God?!?

fucking heathens. DJ FC is the only one who gets points. because as you may or may not know (jews), Jesus is God too.

P.S. i am going to my area's top strip club tomorrow and partying w/ the strippers afterward. my girlfriends are in china (not that they would care if i partied with strippers).

You could capitalize China as well city boy, being that it is a country and all.

[ June 24, 2005, 12:34 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

StabMaster Arson · 06-24-2005, 03:10 AM

If I were god there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were god thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the book of Flavor Flav to the bible
Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
If I were god that’s what I’d do

If I were god I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were god thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose
If I were god that’s what I’d do

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus(Hey-Zuess) and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these god damn nails out they’re beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I can’t believe it’s not butter! I’ll sing as I’m flogged
Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god

So vote for me for savior and you’ll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like Kevin Spacey in seven
With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
You just can’t teach an old god new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god

[ June 24, 2005, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

Deadly Crescent Kick · 06-24-2005, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
hey, didn't you fucking hicks learn you're supposed to capitalize the "g" in God?!?

fucking heathens. DJ FC is the only one who gets points. because as you may or may not know (jews), Jesus is God too.

P.S. i am going to my area's top strip club tomorrow and partying w/ the strippers afterward. my girlfriends are in china (not that they would care if i partied with strippers).

You could capitalize China as well city boy, being that it is a country and all.[/quote]
the only country worth capitalizing is AMERICA.

FUCK YEAH!!!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 06-24-2005, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
if i were God, everyone's life would be like a permanent visit to casa bonita.

CASA BONITA![/quote]
sweeeet!!

Niger Angelus · 06-24-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
hey, didn't you fucking hicks learn you're supposed to capitalize the "g" in God?!?

fucking heathens. DJ FC is the only one who gets points. because as you may or may not know (jews), Jesus is God too.

P.S. i am going to my area's top strip club tomorrow and partying w/ the strippers afterward. my girlfriends are in china (not that they would care if i partied with strippers).

You could capitalize China as well city boy, being that it is a country and all.[/quote]
the only country worth capitalizing is AMERICA.

FUCK YEAH!!![/quote]
Now you sound like Bush-humping, war-lovin', republican hick.

:I get the whole Team America thing, I just wanted to say, Bush-humping ect. ect.

[ June 24, 2005, 01:14 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Ironic Mustache · 06-24-2005, 03:49 PM

If were god, malice would hit me with a molotov cocktail.

Mr. Blonde · 07-01-2005, 05:05 AM

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Originally posted by George Sherman:
If I was God...you'd be dead.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Thats because you'd probably get stoned and forget about everybody.

I have nothing against George now, and it looks like I was just being a bitch then, but this is hilarious. I always look at shit i wrote or said a long time ago and don't remember it at all, or being that funny. That fucking rules.

[ July 01, 2005, 03:07 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

MAGICLIT · 07-01-2005, 01:06 PM

its easy for you to forget you were ever an asshole, but im sure some people may think otherwise.........asshole.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-01-2005, 05:57 PM

I remind myself I'm an asshole everyday.

Magicclit is a dirty skank whos pewn drips something awful.

See?

If I was God I'd create the sea of nyquil (cherry flavored).

MAGICLIT · 07-01-2005, 06:18 PM

You are one asshole I can not live without Repug.....I love you.

Beebs · 07-01-2005, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
If I was God I'd create the sea of nyquil (cherry flavored).

I would make it Tussionex.

ninjaface · 07-04-2005, 07:46 PM

If I were god I would provide the fastest, highest-quality water slides built on sprawling Indian burial grounds.

cough man · 07-05-2005, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
If I were God...
I would kill Prof.

if you were God I would kill you with a spoon...

A rusty spoon

Ironic Mustache · 07-05-2005, 12:52 PM

A rusty POISONOUS spoon.

06-24-2005, 03:10 AM	#28 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	If I were god there would be no explicit sex on t.v. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were god thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the book of Flavor Flav to the bible Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2 If I were god that’s what I’d do If I were god I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were god thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose If I were god that’s what I’d do And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus(Hey-Zuess) and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these god damn nails out they’re beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt I can’t believe it’s not butter! I’ll sing as I’m flogged Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god So vote for me for savior and you’ll go to heaven Your lame duck lord is like Kevin Spacey in seven With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick You just can’t teach an old god new tricks But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade Yeah that’s what I would do if I were god [ June 24, 2005, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-24-2005, 03:49 PM	#32 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If were god, malice would hit me with a molotov cocktail.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-01-2005, 01:06 PM	#34 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	its easy for you to forget you were ever an asshole, but im sure some people may think otherwise.........asshole.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-01-2005, 06:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	You are one asshole I can not live without Repug.....I love you.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-05-2005, 12:52 PM	#40 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	A rusty POISONOUS spoon.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-01-2005, 05:57 PM	#35 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I remind myself I'm an asshole everyday. Magicclit is a dirty skank whos pewn drips something awful. See? If I was God I'd create the sea of nyquil (cherry flavored).

07-04-2005, 07:46 PM	#38 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	If I were god I would provide the fastest, highest-quality water slides built on sprawling Indian burial grounds.