OST: Thomas Gander vs. tonguegina

[Thomas Gander]

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I don’t think he ever went against one thing Ug or ‘gaz said, all while attacking VOL and Schroeds.

How stupid are you tonguegina? I believe one of the first posts I made when I started coming back went against what Ugly Bastard said. In case you're too fucking stupid to remember that, here is the link for you. I say what I want and I don't give a fuck who it is to.

Why do I not go against Orgazmo? It's probably the same fucking reason everyone else on the board respects him, because he doesn't say dumbass things. I have had no reason to say anything to Orgazmo. I only said one thing you to and that's because of your stupid ass post, and then you turned it into a huge deal.

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Another reason I’d never be asked to leave is that I’ve helped Nubblies become what it is today.

I don't know how many times ive heard you say this in the last couple of weeks that ive been here, but its been a lot. Why dont you fucking prove what all youve done for nubblies? You act like nubblies revolves around you and if you werent here, then it would go to shits. In reality, nothing would change if you left.

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I was the 13th fucking member, and still have but one identity. If I want to fucking say something I do. End of story.

Congratulations, you only have one fucking identity. Well so do I, so what's your fucking point. If I want to say something, I do too. Haven't you figured that out? I dont give a fuck who it is, ill say whatever the fuck i want and wont think twice about it. You say that you avoid confrontations because you dont like to argue and you dont have a side to take. The real reason you avoid confrontations is because you just suck up to the long time members on here. You say that I dont talk shit to Ug or 'gaz, but ive notice, neither do you. I havent really seen you talk shit to anyone but Vol and Schroeder. Why is this? Its because you will do whatever it takes to for people to like you on here. You would take it in the ass if it made people like you. Shit wait, you already do.

Originally posted by tonguegina:
but the way you used insults like “you’re gay” and “you just want attention” were pure playground material. I’m anxiously awaiting your next bash. It’ll probably be something along the lines of “your mother wears combat boots” or something.

tonguegina, why dont you quit contradicting yourself. You start saying all this shit about how i talk like a third grader, but then you come back with this:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Gander, you’re such a dick sucker.

and this

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Am I the only one who wants to know who this fucking Jew is? Or as I have come to learn Cartman would say, “Joo”.

You can say whatever the hell you want about me, i dont give a shit what you say, but please, quit be such a fucking contradicting faggot. You tell me what all i do wrong and how im such a dumbass for it, but you're doing the exact same thing that you yelled at me for. You tell me that i use third grade lines, but you go off quoting South Park, fucking South Park. This may not be a show for third graders, but shit gina, their intelligence level is less than a fucking preschooler. I guess its not your fault that you have the intelligence of a preschooler though.

[ProfessorNumber]

Gander, you are a fucking piece of shit. You stole one of Vitruvio's macros, and your OST was reminiscent of a 3rd grader telling on someone who threw a ball at him during recess.

Luckily for you, Tongue's post wasn't spectacular. In fact, it was fucking terrible.

So!

Tongue - 1
Gander - 4

In the words of Victim, "Enjoy it, bitch."

[Orgazmo]

Gander's was quite a bit better than his first...and tongue's was worse. I wasn't a fan of all of the one liners. It's like he was trying too hard...kinda. Either way, my voting parallels PN's.

Tongue: 2
Gander: 8

[BigDongedHoe]

Gander, that was very cockish to steal someone elses idea. Only a fucking jew would do something like that (like stealing one of Vitruvio's "Owned" pictures). Besides that your bash was much better than Tonguegina's.

Gander-4
Tongue-1

Total:

Gander-12
Tongue-3

[ November 04, 2003, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[Ugly Bastard]

I call.

Gander-16
Tongue-4

Tongue's post was more of a self-glorifying ramble of shit, whereas Gander actually took the time to try to make a decent bash. Albeit not a great bash, certainly better than tonguegina's, which is good enough to win in my book.

-Ugly Bastard

[Pliedes]

I can't say more than the posters above me have.

Gander: 4
Tonguegina: 1

Totals:
Gander-20
Tongue-5

[Ugly Bastard]

bump

Voting ends tonight at 11:59pm. Get your shit posted.

-Ugly Bastard

[BrassMonkees]

a raping is occuring right now and tongue is the reciever of it all.

Gander: 4
Tonguegina: 1

Totals:
Gander-24
Tongue-6

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright, that'll do...that'll do.

Gander Slaughters in Round Two

Tonguegina-1
Thomas Gander-1

Thomas, you won Round Two, thus you lead off Round Three. Your bash must be posted by 11:59pm Monday night.

Best of luck to both of you.

-Ugly Bastard

[Ugly Bastard]

blump

-Ugly Bastard

[Thomas Gander]

tonguegina, you must feel pretty bad right now after all of your 'friends' decided that i kicked your ass in round two. I wouldnt call them your friends though, most of them dont even like you. I cant say i blame them, i wouldnt like it if you followed me around either.

I was just browsing through some threads that youve started on this site tonguegina, wanna read em?

First i found this one.

Originally posted by a kid who doesnt yet know hes a homosexual:
So, I regret to inform you that from now on they will either need to take place somewhere else, or I will need some sort of signed document stating that someone else will be responsible for cleaning it up. It didn't take long, it just really pissed me off that I was out there, a month later, doing it by myself.

Youre such a fucking cry baby. Let me get this straight you faggot, cause i dont think i understand fully. First, you invite people over to your house, then you get on nubblies and make a rant after you have to clean up after the party? Ive got news for you, homo: THATS WHAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO AFTER YOU HOST A PARTY. No wonder everyone on this site rips on you, youre a fucking cockhead.

I also found this piece of shit thread that you think is good. Who the hell is so obsessed with themself, that they type out the biggest post on nubblies just to talk about themself? tonguegina, thats who. I dont even know you, but i can tell by reading your posts on here, that you are in love with yourself. You probably masturbate to family photos of when you were a little kid, and to pictures of Donetello and the rest of the fucking ninja turtles. Ive got news for you tonguegina, the ninja turtles are just a fucking cartoon, get over them. I couldnt believe that a 17 year old kid would take the time to start this thread. Look what your 'friend' orgazmo said to you in that thread:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I honestly don't get it. I watched the first ep @ the Titan Nubblies Tonguegina Bash...yet saw nothing special. They were cool when we were 5...but now we're 17 and 18. I really don't get it.

That must blow dick hearing someone who pretends to be your friend say something like that to you.

Back to the 'tao of shit' (aka: tao of tonguegina). I want to show everyone a few quotes from that piece of shit post just to remind everyone what a pathetic jizzlicker you are.

Originally posted by tonguegina:
Warning: Those who do not intend to read this entire post may as well stop now. It is something that must be read thoroughly and properly understood. It is also not for the weak minded or light hearted.

You act like your life is a fucking tale of the vietnam war. Like whoever reads it might suddenly go into a seizure from the shock of it all. Guess what, no one even fucking read that piece of shit. Reading it isnt like riding a roller coaster, its like having some guy pump you in the ass. Im sitting here trying to read some of it to make fun of you with, but its driving me nuts at how much of a fucking tard you are...i must press on:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I am the only person our age that I've met, that claims to have consistantly watched Jonny Carson. That's right, I was an avid fan. I even cried when he went of the air. I remember the night. It was, in a way, like I was losing a best friend.

Yeah the only friend you had. Its pretty bad that a damn six year old would cry when johnny carson goes off of the air cause its the only fucking friend hes got.

Originally posted by some gay fuck:
I'd have to say, that the one place I'm lucky in life, is that I have so many people that love me.

You might want to ask around i dont think anyone really loves you.

Thats it i cant keep reading that shit. Ill pick up where i left off for round four, cause im feeling fucking ill after reading that tub of trash.

tonguegina, when you reply to this post, do try to make it good. I dont want to walk all over you in four rounds in front of all of your friends, at least make me do it in five rounds you selfcentered dike.

[ November 10, 2003, 08:32 PM: Message edited by: Thomas Gander ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Very well.

Tonguegina, you have until Thursday night at 11:59pm to post your Round Three reply, or Gander automatically wins Round Three.

-Ugly Bastard

[tonguegina]

I’d first like to apologize for how long it took me to reply. I’ve been having some problems with my internet and wandered into this thread today to find that I had to have my response by tonight. Oh well, it’s in.

Gander, I’m sorry it’s so hard for you to find stuff to attack me with on Nubblies. I mean, you obviously are radiating enthusiasm over that piece of shit that is posted above, but why? You took three posts of mine, and did an extremely half assed job at dissecting them.

The first you attack is a fucking rant. You know what the rant thread is for you inbred maggot? It’s for ranting. I was having a shitty day and came home to find that I had to clean up the side lot. Both at the party and the day I had to clean it, I had people tell me that they would help me clean it up. Neither time did people end up actually helping, though. I was pissed off, so I ranted.

Next you started talking about the Ninja Turtles. Let’s see a show of hands. How many people watch South Park? Oh. How many people watch the Simpsons? Huh. Cartoons are all around us, faggot, and we all watch them. I was excited for the new series, sure. I’m not obsessing over it, though. I haven’t even seen any in months. You also use this to say that, what, I have no real friends. Is that right? How long did it take you to come up with that one? One person says something, that doesn’t even completely disagree with me, and that’s grounds for them only pretending to be my friend? What a fuckhead.

Then you decided to take a piss poor shot at the tao. Now, I don’t care that you did this. In fact, that’s the main reason I agreed to this OST. I wanted you to lay into me, but instead you ramble on about nothing. You complain about my introductory paragraph, which tells people not to read it if they’re only going to read part of it. Well, shitface, how many other sizable posts on Nubblies have such a comment somewhere? ALL OF THEM. Especially back then, people wouldn’t read entire posts, then make dumb ass comments later that made it obvious that they hadn’t. Come on, lay into me. You say you’re going to continue to attack it, but I can only plead that you do a better job than that. If you aren’t going to try a little harder, then it’s really not worth it.

Your entire bash was based on trying to convince my friends that they aren’t my friends. Does that make sense to any of you? I sure as hell can’t figure it out. It’s like if I tried to convince your mom that she never gave birth to you. I think she knows that she did. Oh, Tommy, I also liked the part where you said that my friends voted against me. Do you not realize that that isn’t the fucking point? I wouldn’t expect them to vote based solely on status. If that were the fact you’d lose every round in vastly abundant amounts.

I can also say that you have yet to even begin to piss me off. How does it make you feel to know that you can’t even upset a manic-depressant? It does, of course, make this kind of shit very hard when I don’t even have anything to get mad about. As far as I can tell, I have but one “button”. A very select few that know me best know what it is, but it is posted on the site. You have at least one more round to bash me with. Go ahead and try to push the button. Do it. I dare you.

The only thing I can compliment old TG on is his lack of posts. It makes it very difficult to attack him, as was shown in the last round. However, with me, he has a seemingly endless amount of posts to look at, which he can’t even make a comprehensive bash on. It’s a shame that this OST is with such a fucking moron that he can’t even make understandable sentences. Gander, it’s nice to see you sticking with the no capitalization or punctuation, but the fact that you’ve added words like “wanna” and “em” to your posts makes me want to vomit the juices of your girlfriend’s pussy all over your semen stained dress. That does give me an idea for a new nickname for you though…

So, Monica, I have to ask, where’ve you been? To further prove that you are nothing more than another member hiding behind this pitiful excuse for a disguise, you have not posted in any other threads since the bash began. I mean honestly. Either a) you’re a fucking waste of space or b) you’re a bigger pussy than I. Either way, why don’t you just roll over and die? I’m bored with this and you. I think Bill’s calling for you.

[ProfessorNumber]

Originally posted By: Thomas Gander
You act like your life is a fucking tale of the vietnam war. Like whoever reads it might suddenly go into a seizure from the shock of it all. Guess what, no one even fucking read that piece of shit. Reading it isnt like riding a roller coaster, its like having some guy pump you in the ass. Im sitting here trying to read some of it to make fun of you with, but its driving me nuts at how much of a fucking tard you are...i must press on:

This paragraph is absolutely wonderful. With that said, I must say that both bashes were better than the previous round, yet lacked the hatred seen in other OST's. Personally I'm on the fence for this round. I thought for sure that Thomas had it in the bag, but Tongue fired back with a response that is relatively unique to an OST. He never once quoted any of Thomas's former posts, and his arguments were decent.

Gander, you are still a fucking piece of shit, but that one paragraph saved your OST in my view.

Thomas: 3
Tongue: 2

Tongue: I know I'm not necessarily the best person to be giving advice on how to OST, but you need to attack more. If Thomas makes fun of your childhood, then write something like, "The Tao of An Ass Pumping Donkey Fucker," where you make up a false childhood for him (which could be both witty and mean). Just a thought.

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright, I have a few things to say:

First, tonguegina, let's be serious...saying that someone who watches the Ninja Turtles cartoon is just like someone else watching South Park or the Simpsons is a pretty piss poor arguement, and you and I both know that. Ninja Turtles is rated Y7. South Park is rated Mature-17. Come now...

In whole, I thought Gander's bash was pretty good, nothing great, but it got the job done. Now tonguegina, you're my friend and everything, but I'd hardly call your post a bash. You just half-heartedly defended some of the things Gander said to you, then made some reference to Thomas Gander=Monica Lewinsky. I have no idea what you were thinking when you decided to do that, but it probably wasn't good.

Then the whole line about "...TG on is his lack of posts. It makes it very difficult to attack him." Just a bit of advice, don't just come out and say that shit in a bash...it's not gonna score you many points.

I hate doin this to ya, but I cannot merit giving you a point for that 'bash'.

There are more rounds to be had, keep the head up.

Thomas Gander-8
Tonguegina-2

Voting ends Saturday night at 11:59pm...get 'em in.

-Ugly Bastard

[ November 13, 2003, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[Orgazmo]

I thought it was closer than UB let on...but not quite as close as PN stated. Gander's bash simply had better content. Tongue's reply was good...but not great. I'm only going to give it to TG by one, though.

TG - 11
Tongue - 4

[Pliedes]

I think they were actually extremely close. While Gander's was definitely more bash/attack oriented, Tongues was better organized and orchestrated.

I still have to hand it offense over defense.

Tonguegina - 6
Thomas Gander - 14

[Trout Sniffer]

I have to give Gander the extra point on this. He actually bashed Tonguegina while Gina simply played defense and defended himself, not really "bashing" Thomas at all.

Thomas Gander - 17
Tonguegina - 8

[BrassMonkees]

Thomas Gander - 20
Tonguegina - 10

[BigDongedHoe]

Here is my take: Tonguegina's was a bunch of defense however he had zero quotes to defend what Gander said. I think if you are going to make a straight defensive bash with little to no offense it's a necessity to quote. With that being said I didn't feel like Gander did an exceptional job of bashing in the first place. I to was on the fence much like PN and I think these two lines sent me over:

Originally posted by Thomas Gander:
You act like your life is a fucking tale of the vietnam war. Like whoever reads it might suddenly go into a seizure from the shock of it all.

It got a good laugh out of me.

Gander-23
Tonguegina-12

Tongue: As a friend I have to say incorporate some quoting and attacking with what you said and that's a definite 4-1 or 5-0 in your advantage IMO

[ November 16, 2003, 09:32 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Alright, voting actually ended a while ago for this. So we'll call it a Round here.

Thomas Gander Wins Round Three

Round Totals:

Gander-2
tongue-1

Gander, since you won Round Three, you will be leading off Round Four. You have until Thursday night at 11:59pm to get your bash up here, or tonguegina automatically wins Round Four.

Best of luck to both contestants.

Fist and Beer!

-Ugly Bastard

[Thomas Gander]

Once again, I hand you your fucking ass on a platter. One more Gina, just one more, and then it will all be over. Once this OST is over, it will prove to everyone who is the supburb nubblite between the two of us. You bow down to me gina, I fucking own your ass, mother fucker.

Originally posted by a closet homosexual:
It’s a shame that this OST is with such a fucking moron that he can’t even make understandable sentences. Gander, it’s nice to see you sticking with the no capitalization or punctuation, but the fact that you’ve added words like “wanna” and “em” to your posts makes me want to vomit the juices of your girlfriend’s pussy all over your semen stained dress.

Mr. Gina, it's pretty sad that I'm such a moron, but you can't even beat me in an OST. You are fucking losing to me, so if I'm a moron, then this must make you a sorry ass dicklicking piece of shit. This is the fucking internet, not a damn english class, i can use whatever kind of punctuation or slang that i want to. Oh, and Gina, you couldn't come close to getting with my girlfriend. For one, you're too much of a fucking pussy ass bitch, and for two, you're not even a fucking heterosexual. You go for people of your own gender you faggot.

Originally posted by tonguegina:
makes me want to vomit the juices of your girlfriend’s pussy all over your semen stained dress.

This makes no sense at all. I can't even understand your fucking insult. I can't figure out this line at all. Go back to third grade you illiterate bitch. At least try and make your bash (if you can call it that) make some sense and have something backing up your fucking statements. The reason I quote you isn't just to show how much of a dumbass you are, or to take up space. It is to back up what I say so that people know what the hell I'm talking about when I say something. It proves my point instead of having people wonder where I came up with shit at.

Tonguegina, i've noticed that your profile says that you are from under the bridge. I think you need to change it though, it should be from coming out of the closet you homo. There is a reason that you've never had a girlfriend in your life. The closest that you've ever come to a set of tits is your fucking moms when she fucking breast fed you, you dick licker. The main reason is probably because you don't want a girlfriend. There is no point to having a girlfriend if they don't make you horny. Gina, you know its just a matter of time until you're walking about ball state holding hands with some other guy. You're 18 fucking years old, don't you ever wonder why you've never gotten any from a girl? Shit, even your roommates' probably gotten at least something, and look at his username. Ugly, I would watch out, tonguegina's gonna start hitting on you soon if things don't work out with Jake.

Im falling asleep sitting here reading your bash Gina. Its such a piece of shit. You didnt even bash me in round 3. All you did is was fucking whine and complain about my bash. At least I had some fucking offense and didnt just bitch like a little fucking baby. Your a little mama's boy who bitches about everything if someone disagrees with you or if you dont get what you want. Your such a fucking baby, I'll bet your mom still fucking breast feeds you, you whiney ass cock sucker.

tonguegina, you just got your ass handed to you for the third fucking round in a row. You need to quit trying cause your cock sucking, dick eating, mother fucking, gay, pussy bitch ass doesn't stand a chance against me.

[Ugly Bastard]

Very well.

Tonguegina, you have until Friday night at 11:59pm to post your Round 4 bash, or Thomas automatically wins the round, and thus the bash.

Best of luck to you.

-Ugly Bastard

[tonguegina]

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Tongue: I know I'm not necessarily the best person to be giving advice on how to OST, but you need to attack more. If Thomas makes fun of your childhood, then write something like, "The Tao of An Ass Pumping Donkey Fucker," where you make up a false childhood for him (which could be both witty and mean). Just a thought.

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Now tonguegina, you're my friend and everything, but I'd hardly call your post a bash. You just half-heartedly defended some of the things Gander said to you, then made some reference to Thomas Gander=Monica Lewinsky. I have no idea what you were thinking when you decided to do that, but it probably wasn't good.

Then the whole line about "...TG on is his lack of posts. It makes it very difficult to attack him." Just a bit of advice, don't just come out and say that shit in a bash...it's not gonna score you many points.

I hate doin this to ya, but I cannot merit giving you a point for that 'bash'.

There are more rounds to be had, keep the head up.

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
Tongue: As a friend I have to say incorporate some quoting and attacking with what you said and that's a definite 4-1 or 5-0 in your advantage IMO

Thanks guys, but I really hope you realize I wouldn’t even be posting if it weren’t for the fact that you guys would start bitching if I didn’t. I write these things in five minutes just to keep your fucking mouths shut. I really hope TG wins this round so the fucking thing is finally over. I’m not sure how I managed to win the first round, but it wasn’t intentional, I’ll tell you that much. You’re probably asking “Why?” since you guys haven’t seemed to pick up on it before, let’s try it again…

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I don't care…

It’s the stuff like this that can be found all over Nubblies that really says it all. I don’t want to waste my time posting all of them. They’re there. You’ve read them. Come now…

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Well, I suppose I’ll start the bash now. Wahoo. This’ll be fun.

Originally posted by Thomas Gander:
…you've never had a girlfriend in your life…walking about ball state…You're 18 fucking years old…even your roommates' probably gotten at least something, and look at his username. Ugly...

That’s all I needed right there. That is enough to prove to me that you either know me or are a different member. You can say whatever you want, but I now know. Some of that information has been said on here but once and there is no way you can make me believe that you have read every post of mine and assembled such a biography. If you did, then why can’t you do any better at a bash that what you’ve been doing? Like this last one. Besides implying that I was gay over and over, you said nothing of value at all. It’s like if I just sat here and talked about how your real name was Denise before the operation for a page and a half. It’s getting extremely old, Gander, and if this thing goes into a fifth round, you sure as hell need to find something else to bash.

Originally posted by Thomas Gander:
Ill pick up where i left off for round four…

What happened here Tommy? You said you were going to continue to rip on the Tao. Why didn’t you? You’re such a fucking pussy man. If you say you’re going to do something, then fucking do it. I hate people that break promises. You’re like scum to me now. I equate you to the fuckheads that walk on the left side of the hall way. You’re like the people in wheelchairs that fly by at 50 miles an hour and run over your foot. You’re fag that doesn’t shower after gym because you don’t want people to see your 2 inch dick. You’re the tight wad that doesn’t tip at the restaurant. You’re the guy that runs the dart game at the county fair. You’re the kid that sits and digs in the pea gravel at recess while the rest of us are playing football and laughing at you.

Why don’t you ever reply to people when they disagree with you or comment to you in any way? Like here. You could have responded to Ugly's offer at 5:21 on October 14th. Or to Orgazmo here. Basically, Gander, you’re like a meteorologist…you have no idea what the hell is going on, so you just make it up as you go. Come on. What, you can dish it out but you can’t take it? Is that it? I like how you’ve decided that besides this thread, you’re going to completely stop posting all together. What a fucking pussy. I give him one week after the OST is over, if that, before he bolts again. See you in a year.

Originally posted by Thomas Gander:
Once again, I hand you your fucking ass on a platter. One more Gina, just one more, and then it will all be over. Once this OST is over, it will prove to everyone who is the supburb nubblite between the two of us. You bow down to me gina, I fucking own your ass, mother fucker.

Do you need to stick your fingers a little deeper in to your vagina? Jesus Christ, I really hope you read the top of this post. Tommy, no one gives a shit about you. Do me a favor, if you’re going to be on Nubblies, then make some actual posts and stop wasting our time.

[StabMaster Arson]

Sorry Tongue, but I've gotta call it like I see it...

Tongue: 4
Gander: 1