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Ugly Bastard · 12-23-2002, 12:24 PM

For those of you who do not know who Ron Santo is, allow me to educate you:

Ron Santo played third base for the Cubs for fourteen years. He won five Gold Gloves in that time span, and hit over 300 career Home Runs. Ron is now the Cubs Radio Broadcaster on WGN Radio.

Last summer, Ron had his right leg amputated below the knee.

This Festivus, Ron is having his left leg amputated below the knee.

Now, that has to suck.

-Ugly Bastard

PS: For further, less sarcastic coverage of this event, go here

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 23, 2002).]

buckeye · 12-23-2002, 02:41 PM

yeah that would suck, that would be horrible to go from an increadible athlete to a person who cant walk no longer.

Niger Angelus · 12-24-2002, 01:20 AM

Hmm...it wouldnt be a big deal if I lost my legs. Maybe that why I would atleast get sympathy head.

buckeye · 12-24-2002, 01:33 AM

yeah but thats about all you could get if you had no legs. Your sex positions would be severely limited if you had none. I am thinking cowboy, or reverse cowboy style would be about your only 2 options.

Niger Angelus · 12-24-2002, 01:40 AM

I dont have to worry about sex positions the way it is, and I have legs. This is SHIT!

buckeye · 12-24-2002, 01:44 AM

hmmm well maybe you and i should pay a visit to asia. Not only will our penis's outclass every other male there by about 6 inches, but our height would be about equal to the average height of every other asian. What this boils down to is lots of lovin' from many beautiful asian women.

Niger Angelus · 12-24-2002, 04:09 AM

I will get the plane tickets. Ectasy, here we come.

DJ FC · 12-10-2010, 06:04 AM

Recently had his life amputated.

Cocktooth · 12-10-2010, 10:32 AM

Not cool at all.

Ironic Mustache · 12-10-2010, 04:10 PM

Maybe not, but I chuckled a bit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-11-2010, 12:18 PM

Why did he start cutting his shit off in the first place?

BigDongedHoe · 12-12-2010, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckeye

hmmm well maybe you and i should pay a visit to asia. Not only will our penis's outclass every other male there by about 6 inches

This made me LOL

Ron Santo's legs were amputated because he had chronic diabetes.

Beebs · 12-13-2010, 02:09 AM

God Buckeye was one stupid and annoying cocksucker, I hope his life is miserable.

Saint DH · 12-13-2010, 03:57 PM

Fuck this post. I failed. I am a failure.

buckeye was an annoying cocksucker.

Cocktooth · 02-17-2011, 01:35 PM

Just purchased my Ron Santo Copperstown Classic jersey for this year trips to Wrigleyville!!!!

12-10-2010, 06:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
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12-10-2010, 10:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
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12-10-2010, 04:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
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12-11-2010, 12:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
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12-13-2010, 03:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Fuck this post. I failed. I am a failure. buckeye was an annoying cocksucker.
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12-23-2002, 12:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	For those of you who do not know who Ron Santo is, allow me to educate you: Ron Santo played third base for the Cubs for fourteen years. He won five Gold Gloves in that time span, and hit over 300 career Home Runs. Ron is now the Cubs Radio Broadcaster on WGN Radio. Last summer, Ron had his right leg amputated below the knee. This Festivus, Ron is having his left leg amputated below the knee. Now, that has to suck. -Ugly Bastard PS: For further, less sarcastic coverage of this event, go here [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 23, 2002).]

12-23-2002, 02:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	yeah that would suck, that would be horrible to go from an increadible athlete to a person who cant walk no longer.

12-24-2002, 01:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Hmm...it wouldnt be a big deal if I lost my legs. Maybe that why I would atleast get sympathy head.

12-24-2002, 01:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	yeah but thats about all you could get if you had no legs. Your sex positions would be severely limited if you had none. I am thinking cowboy, or reverse cowboy style would be about your only 2 options.

12-24-2002, 01:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I dont have to worry about sex positions the way it is, and I have legs. This is SHIT!

12-24-2002, 01:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	hmmm well maybe you and i should pay a visit to asia. Not only will our penis's outclass every other male there by about 6 inches, but our height would be about equal to the average height of every other asian. What this boils down to is lots of lovin' from many beautiful asian women.

12-24-2002, 04:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I will get the plane tickets. Ectasy, here we come.

12-13-2010, 02:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	God Buckeye was one stupid and annoying cocksucker, I hope his life is miserable.

02-17-2011, 01:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Just purchased my Ron Santo Copperstown Classic jersey for this year trips to Wrigleyville!!!!
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