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DJ FC · 04-11-2009, 06:17 PM

Have you ever eaten anything so indulgent that you feel sick afterwards? We probably all have. But have you ever consumed a food, so unhealthy that you can’t comprehend eating it, ever again? I have finally met my match. My friends and I travelled to Edinburgh today. And after reading on the internet about Scotland’s obsession with deep-fried foods, we sought out the king of all battered and fried treats- Scottish crispy pizza.
They take an uncooked pizza, dip it in batter, and deep fry it to cook it. I can’t eat it anymore. It’s just so unhealthy it makes me sick. My friends gobble it up. It’s as if we’ve finally reached some barrier in fat content where some people can continue to eat a food whereas others (like myself) simply cannot handle it. Don’t get me wrong – this shit is DELICIOUS. But after 1 slice you feel lethargic and ready to die. Amazing stuff.

Dent · 04-11-2009, 06:24 PM

Your Mom's pussy.

Pliedes · 04-11-2009, 06:36 PM

Pix or it didn't happen.

Dent · 04-11-2009, 06:48 PM

Cocktooth · 04-11-2009, 06:48 PM

I'm no were close to that healthiest eater, but I used to eat a Double Quarter Pounder value meal from McDee's in high school. Out in Vegas about a year and a half ago, I had one for the first time in 4 years. I was sick as a dog. I refuse to touch it ever again.

Cocktooth · 04-11-2009, 06:49 PM

Not quite sure that picture is safe for work, or anywhere else on a public forum.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-12-2009, 02:03 AM

that pizza sounds deliciously awesome. I completely understand the inability to eat certain things anymore due to just feeling like death after eating it.

DJ FC · 04-12-2009, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Pix or it didn't happen.

I happen to have one I took with my phone.

04-11-2009, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Scottish Crispy Pizza Have you ever eaten anything so indulgent that you feel sick afterwards? We probably all have. But have you ever consumed a food, so unhealthy that you can’t comprehend eating it, ever again? I have finally met my match. My friends and I travelled to Edinburgh today. And after reading on the internet about Scotland’s obsession with deep-fried foods, we sought out the king of all battered and fried treats- Scottish crispy pizza. They take an uncooked pizza, dip it in batter, and deep fry it to cook it. I can’t eat it anymore. It’s just so unhealthy it makes me sick. My friends gobble it up. It’s as if we’ve finally reached some barrier in fat content where some people can continue to eat a food whereas others (like myself) simply cannot handle it. Don’t get me wrong – this shit is DELICIOUS. But after 1 slice you feel lethargic and ready to die. Amazing stuff.
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04-11-2009, 06:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
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04-11-2009, 06:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'm no were close to that healthiest eater, but I used to eat a Double Quarter Pounder value meal from McDee's in high school. Out in Vegas about a year and a half ago, I had one for the first time in 4 years. I was sick as a dog. I refuse to touch it ever again.
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04-11-2009, 06:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Not quite sure that picture is safe for work, or anywhere else on a public forum.
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04-11-2009, 06:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	Your Mom's pussy.

04-11-2009, 06:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Pix or it didn't happen.

04-12-2009, 02:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	that pizza sounds deliciously awesome. I completely understand the inability to eat certain things anymore due to just feeling like death after eating it.