Kim the Raccoon
Kim, first thought to be a bear, turned out to be a freshly-struck raccoon. Like Raymond, she was a vital factor in the two's pilgrimage through the backbone. Kim, a well-respected politician pre-mortem has been reduced to a reasonably bloated pile of scrap. Her charm, vigor, and refusal to be submissive to the male gender all helped to make Kim's passing especially difficult for a great number of folks.
Kim, always one to smile for a photo, does her best even after death.
Doug the Splatter
There really wasn't much to Doug's poor, simple life. Alcoholism and sexual promiscuity led Doug down a very dark path.
Even in death, Doug retains his inability to keep himself together.
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All in all, reflection tells us that the night was a complete success. What started as quite doubtful ended as quite a piece of work.
After completing the conquest, the two made a few small errands. Because Ugly Bastard received some feminine products in the mail, he decided to seek a bit of revenge on an offending party. Let's just say that one of you may or may not find a spatula in your mailbox tomorrow morning...
-Orgazmo and Ugly Bastard
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited May 26, 2003).]