Stetson the Opossum
Stetson was the definition of "ladies-man". When you open up your dictionary and look up "ladies-man", it is defined as "Stetson"...and visa-versa. Unfortunately for Stetson, he fucked with the wrong lady a few days ago. After picking up a fine-looking young lady at the local sewage drain, Stetson took her back to his hole to do the nasty-deed with her. After a few minutes of frolicking, Stetson went for the crotch. Upon shifting around some fur down there for a few seconds, Stetson revealed a penis on his once-thought lady friend. When Stetson looked up at the fellow male-opossum, he realized that Joe the opossum was the culprit, that bastard Joe bit his face off. After biting his face off, Joe drug his body out to
Wooster Road where he left him to die. As we've seen above, Joe got his in the end, worry not.
Stetson will truly be missed. I think we all felt a twinge of pain at the passing of Stetson. His feverish desire for snatch led him to his demise, but my God did he ever get some major poon while he was still alive.
The two hunters decide to make sure Stetson's legacy lives on in photos. Each of them pose with Stetson and the spatula that helped them diagnose his murder. Due to Stetson's extreme stench, a theme that would seem to dominate the evening for the hunters, shirts had to be held over noses for these photos.
Orgazmo and Stetson (he's there, use your imagination):
Ugly Bastard and Stetson:
Ugly Bastard, realizing that urinating will make his evening much more pleasant, decides to rid Stetson's body of it's maggots.
Stetson, now properly soaked in piss, is good to go.
