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Unread 01-09-2003, 12:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
victim
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Alright, well, I've been around for at least 2 months, and since I try to keep the quality of my posts up, I only have about 100...

But here's one suggestion

Buy about 100 Sparklers (The kind you use of the 4th of July, you know what I'm talking about), shove them halfway up your ass, and light the bunch of them. You will painfully die in the several thousand degree heat and brilliantly blinding light. Talk about going out in a blaze of glory.
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