My first name? I have no qualms with it at all. In fact, it's the past tense version of a verb that I have been known for my whole life to do really well, so I actually think it's pretty damn cool. The only thing I hate is when people as if my "real" name is another, longer version of this name. NO. Fuck that name, I hate that name. And then people make stupid-ass continuous rhyming stories with the two names, fucking morons.
My middle name? I like it. Too bad any time I tell it to anyone they decide to pronounce it wrong, like a French faggot. It's German you fuck-faces.
My last name? I guarantee you don't know how to spell it. You'll put too many t's in it at the very least. Oh and pronouncing it? Good luck. I get everything from "Estrogen" to "ATM" to "Auntie Em". Fucking hell. Telemarketers call and ask for "Mr. Anteninny" and I say, "Sorry, you've got the wrong number." The only cool thing about my last name is that is comes from one of the cultures I am of and means in that language, "Steven". My middle name also comes from a culture I am of, and in that language means "Steven". And so, if my first name were the Irish word for "Steven" my name would be Steven Steven Steven.
[ December 01, 2003, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
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