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Orgazmo · 06-13-2003, 05:54 PM

Random Thought of the Day 06.13.03

No man is worth crying over, and the only one who is will never make you cry.

What the fuck?

I'm sure many of you have run into this quote somewhere in your travels through the web. All you have to do is open any random female's icq information to see it glaring back at you. Am I the only one that just doesn't get it?

First of all...if no man is worth crying over...how the fuck does the mystery man that will never make you cry exist? It just makes no fucking sense. It's like saying, "No penis will ever enter my asshole...but the only one that does will be 18" long and made of platinum." No fucking sense.

Secondly, even if the quote wasn't a verbal circle that ends up biting itself right in the ass, it is still a pile of shit. Why? Because it says that there's only one guy worth crying over. I can picture some bitch, who, of course, has this in her ICQ info, sitting at her father's funeral, trying to hold back the tears because she knows that if she cries, she will have used her one crying on a man...meaning that she'll never fine the one. Fuck this quote. I hate it. Burn this quote. Fuck.

[ June 13, 2003, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

06-13-2003, 05:54 PM	#204 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Random Thought of the Day 06.13.03 No man is worth crying over, and the only one who is will never make you cry. What the fuck? I'm sure many of you have run into this quote somewhere in your travels through the web. All you have to do is open any random female's icq information to see it glaring back at you. Am I the only one that just doesn't get it? First of all...if no man is worth crying over...how the fuck does the mystery man that will never make you cry exist? It just makes no fucking sense. It's like saying, "No penis will ever enter my asshole...but the only one that does will be 18" long and made of platinum." No fucking sense. Secondly, even if the quote wasn't a verbal circle that ends up biting itself right in the ass, it is still a pile of shit. Why? Because it says that there's only one guy worth crying over. I can picture some bitch, who, of course, has this in her ICQ info, sitting at her father's funeral, trying to hold back the tears because she knows that if she cries, she will have used her one crying on a man...meaning that she'll never fine the one. Fuck this quote. I hate it. Burn this quote. Fuck. [ June 13, 2003, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]