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Pliedes · 09-02-2003, 02:13 AM

Ah, the age old art of pick-up lines...

So let's say you eye a good looking dame up at the bar. You stroll up to her, she looks you in the eye, and you say (insert pick-up line here)

Now, normally pick-up lines are supposed to be one-liners which will spur immediate intrest on the part of the female, and get her to go home with you (hence the "pick-up" part)... but seeing as how I drive women away anyways, I thought, why not save both her and I the trouble, and use a bad pick-up line? So I thought of one today...

"So, ever been forcefully raped?"

Now, feel free to add your own.

PS - If you don't want to contribute, feel free to stare at this neat dancing gif [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]

09-02-2003, 02:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Ah, the age old art of pick-up lines... So let's say you eye a good looking dame up at the bar. You stroll up to her, she looks you in the eye, and you say (insert pick-up line here) Now, normally pick-up lines are supposed to be one-liners which will spur immediate intrest on the part of the female, and get her to go home with you (hence the "pick-up" part)... but seeing as how I drive women away anyways, I thought, why not save both her and I the trouble, and use a bad pick-up line? So I thought of one today... "So, ever been forcefully raped?" Now, feel free to add your own. PS - If you don't want to contribute, feel free to stare at this neat dancing gif [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]