Thread: Worst Pick-up Lines
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Unread 09-02-2003, 02:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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-I have a 357 pointed directly at your kidney, wanna get some coffee?

-Do you have a TV at your house? Wanna go fuck in front of it.

-Sure, it's not very big around, but at least it's short.

-Have you ever tried to take a shit when there is someone right there with you? (nudge and smile)

-Well, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

-Wanna make a quick $10?

-I've got a little dick and I suck in bed, but you've got to see this little dance I always do right after.

[ September 02, 2003, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
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