You make my software turn to hardware!
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
I'm friendly and slow moving!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
*single
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